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I have been advised to be nice.

I put a smiley face sticker on my BB gun.


Aww godammit 308 what is this???
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See, the thing about air guns is...farts are louder than them.
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And an air gun is built to be authentic in presence and weight.
If you get whacked in the head with one of these, you won't ask what 
it is, but rather, beg for your life.
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Air Guns: Farts with projectiles.

Pick an eye, any eye.,. I will put it out if need be.

The world is nasty and you are no improvement.

Did I hear you got my back? No I did not.

Screw you Limeys, I'm going in alone,,,
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The only diff between an air gun and a firearm is the thickness of your skull.
It's a nasty world now kids. Arm Up!
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Who is doing this? Can I get some shared info here? 1180221 Views
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Can you believe.....no, nevermind....
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Mudholers: People who won't admit the glories of aging.
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Hint: There are no glories of aging.

Your turn is coming...
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Is this why smee won't join us? He's still 21 and incarcerated for fraud, again and he'll be our guest in the morning.
 Watch out.
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Aging is not a bad thing.

It's the Baggage which is the issue.

It weighs in!

HARD!
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Lord help us if facebookers visit here.

My fault. I leaked the link, so FYou!
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What is the Law?

Not bow to white man.
Are we not men?"


Are we not men?
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What is the LAW?

Not miss Court date to plead for Due Process.

Are we not men?

Are we not men?
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What is The Law?

Well hell it's so convoluted under the Biden Admin, it's difficult to know.

Are we not men?

Are we not men?
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Are we not Knights of the Round Table?

Yer Goddamn right you are!
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I'm sure that "too Fnkn blind" part will go well.
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At this point , Alan Lee is a Material Witness and not my advocate cuz he choked..

Who can we trust?

Not people.

Try my Library.

Good shite there!
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This is getting Ramped.

Viral is the least of my worries.



Hell that last time I was viral was in in December 2014.

By a race of Jackals at the Elko Free Press.  (It's neither)


Yeah we read what they said but I dint move to say my tell.  DeRp
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Hello everybody.

Tello here with a depressing announcement.

Too much news to chew in this Office.
(My InBox is bloated.)

It's littered with evidence of vices.
Paid for with Covidollars.
It wouldn't matter if I did have a job.
I drink there, too.

Bottom Line: The News tells the tales of how much the world (especially America) sucks hard.
It's Trending!

I pity the Preppers.

They post their acts and anybody can read it.
Big Brother for example....

There's no winning.

I like that one riff in the Bible, about End of Days:
"The living will envy the dead".

You want Happy News and Views?

Look elsewhere.

Thx!
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My emails are source material, of course.

If I change Genre, it will still be much to process, and care about.

Any suggestions?

I won't kill myself waiting for you.
I'm dying from watching you---the world.

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"Hey, if people don't want to be offended, they wouldn't be here."

-Ron Tello
circa yesterday


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Ron Tello Culley
That's tame. Here in Sugarloaf, we have an outbreak of Blue Jay Bird Brains with big beaks, they wont shut up! It's nuts! I wonder if they are an endangered species. I wanna try out my new BB Gun.


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Crunch Time.

Here in America, I'm being forced to
BUG OUT

of my BUG OUT VEHICLE.

Now, everywhere is Enemy Territory.

Tune out.

There's nothing to see here anymore.
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For Satirical purposes only.
Not to be taken seriously.
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About my T-Shirt: Those aren't stains.
It's part of the design.


No pic for you.
Just don't have one.
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Transition or Transgression?

I'm on the move.

TV.
Lappy.
Vice.

I'm OK for now.
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Life is a participation sport.

Even on the bench there's hustle.
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The electronics work. I dint need a hammer, this one.

YAY!
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It's not even a SHTF moment
and I am living out of a tactical gear bag.

Nice going America, you dicks!
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Let them eat their own words.
So, anyway, fk the Law.

Here it is, but for who?

The City of Big Bear Lake strives to maintain and improve the quality of life in neighborhoods and commercial corridors throughout the City. The Code Compliance Division works with residents, business owners, and neighborhood and professional associations to respond to complaints of violations that include substandard buildings, property maintenance, inoperative vehicles, weed abatement, land use, and other violations. When violations are identified, the responsible parties are contacted and requested to abate the conditions. Failure to correct violations could result in a citation or a referral to the City Attorney’s office.

Code Compliance serves our community with compassion to:

Promote safe and clean neighborhoods
Preserve property values
Support economic vitality through education and compliance
Maintain a good quality of life for our residents including Tello
The Code Compliance Division receives requests to enforce ordinances adopted to address blight, nuisances, and health and safety issues. We recognize every resident plays an important role in our community and deserves a safe place to work and live. While attempting to balance the needs of all of our residents, we strive to deliver our services in a timely fashion, professionally, and with a good attitude.

And so we shall see....

There ain't nothing better than flagging the Law in the faces of Law.

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Pioneer of Destiny.

Not a prisoner of fate.

It can go either way.
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Or,, we can all just go blind and ugly won't be
an issue anymore.

It might even shove a sock in the gobs of the anti-racist racists.
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It won't improve property values much.
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If I ever start waxing philosophical,
bring some handi-wipes.

It could get messy, again.
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Tucker Carlson just blew the doors off Dr. Fauci’s big cover-up

Dr. Anthony Fauci’s misguidance during the early spread of coronavirus has been fully exposed following the release of his emails.

But most of the so-called “mainstream” media isn’t talking about that, or are finding anything else in the emails to discuss in order to avoid admitting the reality that Fauci lied and people died.


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Bensweather.com Forecast Updated: Thursday, Jun 10 @ 10:05am
A trough of low pressure moving inland to our north is bringing a welcomed cool-down, enjoy it while you can as our first major heatwave of the season is on tap for us next week with record high temperatures likely! Expect mostly sunny skies today with a few high clouds around as temperatures top out in the upper 60's, continued breezy at times. High pressure will slowly build in across the region Friday through the weekend bringing a gradual warm-up. Highs will reach the mid-70's on Friday, topping out around 80-degrees over the weekend, while overnight lows generally cool to the 40's. This ridge will amplify further next week pushing daytime temps well into the 80's, possibly reaching the 90-degree mark through midweek, some of the wamest readings we've experience in a few years! We could also see a little subtropical moisture trickle in later in the week, but not enough to cool us down with any thunderstorms, just add to the misery with increased humidity. Temperatures will cool slightly towards next weekend but remain above average as our forecast stays dry.
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Biden’s “Greatest Threat” To America Is Dumber Than His “Infrastructure” Plan

President Biden warned military members yesterday that Pentagon leaders believe climate change is the “greatest threat” to the country’s security.

“When I went to the Pentagon when I was VP under President Obama, the military let us know what the threats were, the greatest threats,” he said. “This is no joke. The Joint Chiefs said the greatest danger was global warming.”


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Air, Yoga, and Teaching Law Are Now 'Racist'

Racism is everywhere.

At least, that's what progressives would have you believe. And since we're quickly running out of things to label "racist," social justice warriors are having to reach even deeper to find new things to slap the label of "bigotry" on, making for ridiculous new hurtles for the rest of society to try and jump - but also providing an abundance of hilarity for the otherwise sane-minded.

To that end, here are three new things the left has decided to deem "racist" - and be warned: they're as ridiculous as you'd expect.


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