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If you regurgitate, Tello, you are doing things backwards.




Poor li'l Tello! Sit down, write some angst-poetry, scream at the world for a little while, eat an excellent steak with hollondaise sauce, and use a longbow to core some apples on the trees in your own back garden (after checking that there is no one there in danger of being hit).



Re LOTUS, posting is always welcome, even when no one is actually sitting in front of the computer pressing refresh, refresh... It's just been Easter, my little chickadee...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Damn, was that Easter? I got drunk and slept thru it. Sorry.

Homey don't play that church thang anymore.

Anything Tessa posts is sacred to me!
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Anything smee posts is a WIN for the Yankee Cause.
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Anything I post is a win for the Tello cause.
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Anything that the LURKERS post is......NEW!

Like it never even happened.
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Everything the Horse posts is special to me.
And never enuff of it.
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Any post from anybody is a bump in my Ratings.
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Anything is a boost in life.

Are we still breathing yet?
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There is no expiration date on genius.
Am I late again?
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I'm calling in for "back-up"....

:duckling:  Goddammit why do I get the shite patrol?
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Genius can descend into bad jam... but yours is still in working order.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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His is figjam

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Tag Team Posting again.
Cute.


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Personal Data of 533 Million Facebook Users
Was Stolen and Leaked Online


https://www.mrctv.org/blog/personal-data-533-million-facebook-users-stolen-leaked-online
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Admitting what we have said about vaccine passports...

Mat Staver, LC Action Chairman <no-reply@lcaction.org>
To:
Ron Culley

Tue, Apr 6 at 10:39 AM

On a national news program, this doctor admitted that "freedom is the carrot" to force everyone to receive COVID injections! They understand this critical battle is reaching a climax with some states relaxing restrictions. See their own words describing this shocking plan below. 

I'll share some breaking good news below and show you how you can effectively stop a vaccine passport. Make your voice heard by sending an urgent fax to state and national leaders demanding no mandatory vaccine passport. -- Mat



Ron,

We warned about tracing, tracking and health passports last year. Now, multiple governments and industries are pushing these digital passports. The goal is to require this passport to travel--or even leave your home. This is absolutely shocking.

Even if you have already been vaccinated, or plan to be, we cannot give up our freedom to travel, work, dine or shop. Our freedom is under the fiercest attack I have ever seen in America.

Dr. Leana Wen, former Baltimore city health commissioner and president emeritus of Planned Parenthood, appeared on CNN to say, "We have a very narrow window to tie reopening policy to vaccination status because otherwise if everything is reopened, then what is the 'carrot' going to be? How are we going to incentivize people to actually get the vaccine?" 

This CNN contributor knows how to force people to take the vaccine. She said, "Make it clear to them that the vaccine is the ticket back to pre-pandemic life. The window to do that is really narrowing. ... [Because states are reopening, the government] needs to come out a lot bolder and say, 'If you're vaccinated, you can do all these things.' 'Here's all these freedoms that you have [if you are vaccinated].' Because otherwise people are going to go out and enjoy these freedoms anyway."

We must not give up our freedom so easily. Already, the "vaccine" has caused 2,250 deaths, and COVID injections have led to more than 50,000 bad reactions. This injection MUST remain a free choice. 

The push for a digital health passport is much broader than COVID. I can tell you that this agenda has been in the works long before COVID. Urge our governors to take the lead on keeping COVID vaccines the free choice of those who may receive them.

I have a good friend who lives in Israel. He personally showed me his vaccine passport. He has an individualized QR code on his phone that he must scan before he can travel or enter a store or business. In addition, he has an app that tracks where he is as all times and how close he is to other people. So, when the government tells him to go home and lock himself in his house, if he were to leave his home, his phone would alert the authorities to arrest him.

This is what Biden's Administration is pushing in every state in America and around the world through HHS department initiatives. This is already happening in the only free democracy in the Middle East. It must not happen in America! 

I hope we will never give up our freedom for perceived protection.

Make your voice heard to legislators and governors with a critical fax demanding that taking an injection must remain a personal choice.

Now, Walmart is pushing vaccine passports. It will provide digital proof of vaccination that can easily be uploaded for a vaccine passport. Their press release states: "Walmart is working to empower its customers with digital access to their health data, beginning with their COVID-19 vaccine record. Walmart will make vaccination records available digitally, so those vaccinated at Walmart and Sam's Club can easily access their vaccine status as needed." They clearly state it is "in order to verify their vaccine status" so that people with this injection can "return to travel, work, school, sports events, entertainment and other venues." 

Help us fight back against those governing and private agents who are pushing people to violate their sincerely held beliefs. Demand that our legislators and governors protect the conscience and faith of religious workers today with your urgent fax. 

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis just issued an executive order banning health or "vaccine" passports. The order bans government and businesses from mandating vaccine requirements for service. Any business that does so will no longer receive business licenses or government grants.

I believe this is the direct impact of your faxes flooding the Florida governor's office. Now we just have 49 other states to go!

Yesterday, I co-hosted a meeting of concerned state legislators and leadership across America about these serious attacks on your freedom through vaccine passports. The deep concern was shared by everyone.

When you give to LC Action, your donations help create these crucial connections and the ability to alert legislators across state lines to attacks on your freedom and provide key tools to act on your behalf. Thanks to an extension of our Challenge Grant, the impact of your gift will be DOUBLED. I ask you to give your best gift today to help our mission or sign up for recurring monthly donations to keep us moving forward.

Please join me in praying for our nation and the future path that we will take. Pray for LCA that God will continue to open doors for us to influence the future of our nation and, together, to protect our freedom.

Sincerely,

Mat Staver
Chairman
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Slow news day.

I think I can begin drinking now.
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Mission accomplished.   :beerontap:
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Louie was here. Did good work.

Reminds me of my career as a man worth a shite and $30 USD/Hr.


I'm holding back "THE REAL STORY".

Suspense-builder? You bet!


Ron Tello Culley >> Louie Farfan

Louie strikes again! He's lightning on wheels! Best Handyman Ever! And there's Love involved. It's good to be alive!!!!
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Pat Enyart shared her first post.
Looking for someone with  masonry experience to build a raised flower bed with pavers and mortar.
References. Sugarloaf.

Francisco Rodriguez
can send pics and give you a free quote

Ron Tello Culley
If I was half the Man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a mortar mixer to this place! Sorry, I can't help but I do comment.😊

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I got more toilet paper than you.

I don't remember where I buried it.

Pretty flocked, huh?

My next vizzit to the loo will include print-out sheets of the OZRT.


I WILL desecrate smee!  How will he feel? Who cares?
He's in the same bedroom with Tessa.

You saw the tag team post earlier.

There's something rotten in OZ.

And I like it.
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Anything I post is a win for the Tello cause.
Setting the bar low again, I see.

Anything smee posts is a WIN for the Yankee Cause.
I'm sure he didn't mean that.

Anything that the LURKERS post is......NEW!
Unless it's old.

Any post from anybody is a bump in my Ratings.
Depends how to calculate your ratings.

There is no expiration date on genius.
Am I late again?

Late?  Were you even trying - or couldn't you find the door?

I'm calling in for "back-up"....
It's labelled "R" and can usually be found between "P" and "D".

Everything the Horse posts is special to me.
(What do I say to that...?)

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And never enuff of it.
I hope the above has helped in that regard.

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WAIT! STOP!

I AM supposed to read all that.

Give me the Liberty to examine it before I reply, saying: "Whatever, FU".
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OK, yes, the Horse makes valid points.

He gets his own show here, or he rides.

Riding what, we have yet to see.


(You know what? That blighter is more clever than me. I like that!)

:tello: "Get your own show, azzhole!"
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Maybe you too can get Love like this:

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Am I really getting away with this, or will there be a Sanction at the end of this movie?

(Yeah, as IF I fear Admin. She has her own DIRT that I can use for extortion purposes.)
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My "Get away vehicle" is a Horse.
Go figure. My resources are limited.

And I question the reliability of it all....
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UPDATE

No get away.
No Horse.
No Admin.

Still got *smee*.

It's a wonderful life.
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I like the Horse.

Admin and smee are ancillary items in the Great Mix of Things, I suppose....
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Cavorting with Ghosts in a Ghost Forum is Healthy.

Feeling sick after a Family Reunion is not a good thing.
Get rid of them.

Ghosts are always better than Family.

They know what time it is.
Family is stupid, egotistical and vain.

That's a CLUE!


(Nevermind about getting me started. I'm in second gear right now!)
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Here is something stiupd: Cop giving Miranda to a perp BEFORE he is cuffed.
The window of escape is wide at the moment.

This is not entertainment.
It is outside of protocol.

Internal Affairs (AKA "The Rat Squad") will hear about this.


They will Dock your Pay, and
your boat.
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It's not TV.

It's the flockkers who make it!

Inspect at your leisure.
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Delete.

It's Power.

Exemption.

Elite.

(Nevermind about sucking my Balls. I'm OK with that at this point in time, USD. )
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THE NEXT POST I DO SEE AND HEAR BETTER BE SMEE SAYING SOMETHING THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND OR I AM NOT PLAYING!

Lotus in my House....Now!

so flock orf ya idiot/LURKER !
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Simulated Image Implied.
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Please take note ( as IF it matters):

It's sundown now.

I wazzint sure if it was sunrise;

Homey don't play that time stuff anymore.

Light, Dark.
Hot, Cold.
Hunger, Feast.
Flat tire, steal a loaner car...

This is NOT the lifestyle your mother had in mind for you.

You leave MY mother out of this.
I can do that on my own, again....
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Mateo Quinn asked a question .
For God's sake.......why?????? (Big Bear)
Hi, are there any good spots for sledding right now (like off the road) that are not the paid spots? In town with my family and my daughter is just below the 36 inch cut off for Alpine Mountain and other places.
We have our own sleds. Just haven’t been able to find any places to sled. We drove down the highway a bit but haven’t been able to find anything yet. Was hoping someone might have a tip. Thanks in advance!

Aly Monsut?
Maybe they can mudsled!

Tara Laning
Find a nice hill filled with pine needles. Just hurts a bit if you fall out of the sled.

Tara Laning
Know from experience. When you live way back where we did you find ways to stay entertained as small children. LOL!

Scott M Adrian
Tara Laning wet Pineneedles slide pretty good

Becky Van Heuklom Ele
The snow has pretty much melted. It’s been pretty warm.

Robert Holbrook
If you drive down fairway and stop at club house look up straight ahead there's still a lot of unmelted snow on that slope

Robert Holbrook
Park by the dentist and hike in

Rachel Sharpe
Swamp mountain has some good spots, but it's infested with ogres

Scott M Adrian
Too little too late 🤷???😂

Scott M Adrian
But for real if you go on the backside of GVL
You’ll find snow

Donna Lytle
No

Dianne Payne
Park City

Ron Tello Culley
I'm staying out of this one.

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Dammit! I just noticed that I have bloody knuckles.

There's no bodies in site so don't Trip!

Musta been a Chore related incident..

(What chore?)
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Oh, that's right, I took out the trash.

Only now do I recall that one bag moved before I grabbed it.

Not on me that shite wiggles.
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My injuries pale in comparison to the trash at the curb.

It's ....... American. And what is that in 2021 currency?
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Not too long ago, I was in the Biz to do fine work at a fair rate of exchange and get out of there in a timely manner. Professional shite, right?.

That was SOP.

Now it's I don't know cuz I'm OUT of the world.
High gas prices don't bother me.
Working for ppl not related to me was a Hazard.
(They won't pay, so I conjure Hoo Doo on them,
and it's always Karma to the rescue!!!)

Working pays off when ya can get the work, and carry a Lawyer with a Shotgun.


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At that point, it's not about the money.

It's about who the F is this Ahole who will not pay.

Sick shite, that one.....
It's always "Daddy Issues"

The Princess got turned into a minimum wage earner.
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She was invited to join me at the Pub.

The bouncers refused her entry cuz her mascara was running and spelled the words "Trickery" and "Deceit".
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I like it better when the Panty stains display the HAZMAT WARNING.
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I am no longer able to work cuz everybody is a cheating rat b@ztard.

word

deed
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Delete yourself.

My shite sticks.

I blackmailed Admin into this.

FU!
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« Reply #12048 on: April 07, 2021, 02:15:08 PM »
Like, I am still patiently waiting for Steve Irwin Jerky
and it ain't here yet.


What? you think a blackmailed Admin is gonna flock this up? Get off my Crew !!!
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I disclaim everything,
Just like being on Page one here, yes!
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