Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600758 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #11900 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:26:38 PM »

No,wait, I meant FELAFEL U and watch me rise above!!!

239? You are not participating, ya LURKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11901 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:29:58 PM »

This is not to exclude nor recognize non human elements in this Mix.

It's another concrete-head account!!!

smee? Get a CUE!

tellomon · « **Reply #11902 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:35:26 PM »

So yeah I been drinking, right?

I got hungry.

Where is Lotus? She was here earlier this evening...........

"Not Vegan!"

tellomon · « **Reply #11903 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:38:05 PM »

Finally!

RONALD,
Funds have been added to your account.
Date:

04/05/2021
Funding Amount:

$900.00
Funding Method:

ACH

tellomon · « **Reply #11904 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:39:58 PM »

Now I am empowered to shop for authentic smee wool.

tellomon · « **Reply #11905 on:** April 05, 2021, 05:46:21 PM »

Bank of America EDD Debit Card <noreply@visaprepaidprocessing.com>
To:
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Sun, Apr 4 at 11:58 PM

icon logo

BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD
RONALD CULLEY
Account ???? 3223
RONALD,
Funds have been added to your account.
Date:

04/05/2021
Funding Amount:

$900.00
Funding Method:

ACH

UNREAL! Freshly.com will NOT take my money to order their stuff.

felafel!

tellomon · « **Reply #11906 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:16:55 PM »

👋 Hi!
My name's Fiba and I'm Freshly's virtual assistant! 💁 I can answer questions or get you connected to the right member of our support team.
F
Before we get started, would you like to chat in English or Spanish?
English
Awesome!
F
How can I help you today?
I have 3 government debit cards and I cannot buy from you. why wont you accept my money? What is wrong with you???
I don't quite understand. 😞
F
I'm going to connect you with one of my human friends who can better assist. Before I send you over, please confirm your email address in case we get disconnected.
m86thecat@yahoo.com
F
I'm connecting you with a Customer Care agent now.
You are now chatting with Arjen
Hi! Thank you for reaching out to Freshly. I'm happy to help!
ok. why wont your site accept government debit card money?
I'm so sorry for any trouble.
We accept bank-issued debit and credit cards: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, JCB, and Diners Club.
We also take PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
you are not accepting money, no matter where it comes from. WHY?
Rest assured this feedback will be forwarded to the appropriate team for review and consideration.
I apologize for any inconvenience.
not your fault. check with in house policy.
No worries at all.
I will have this feedback forwarded to the appropriate team.
why?
ok do it see how and why some money is not as good as others
At this time, we only accept bank-issued debit and credit cards. But I will have your recommendation forwarded to the team for consideration.
Thank you for understanding.
sell me your goods, take my money. It's COMMERCE!
I understand. But our system only accepts bank-issued debit and credit cards at this time. As promised, I will have your recommendation forwarded to the team for consideration.
Are you still with me?
Yes, I have this government card, I spent $20K on it son far and you snag on it. Very weird. It"s money,,,TAKE IT! Sell me your Goods!
I apologize. I'm afraid our system only accepts bank-issued debit and credit cards at this time. But this could change in the future!
Tomorrow is good for me.
Thank you for your feedback! This will really help us to know what feature to add to our service!
Yeah, lol, add a feature called TAKE MY MONEY.
No worries, I will have your recommendation forwarded to the team for consideration.
Thank you for your patience!
You accept cash?
We accept bank-issued debit and credit cards: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, JCB, and Diners Club.
We also take PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
We accept bank-issued debit and credit cards: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, JCB, and Diners Club.
We also take PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
This is not about patience. This is a systematic fail.
You peeps are not user friendly. Fix that soon, ok?
Again, I apologize if our payment options do not work for you.
I will have your recommendation forwarded to the team for consideration.
Have your CEO contact me at m86thecat@yahoo.com. thx!
Thank you again for the feedback and recommendation! We appreciate it.
I'd appreciate my money being good for you. thx!
You're welcome!
Thank you again for reaching out to Freshly! Please do not hesitate to contact us if you need help. Take care!

tellomon · « **Reply #11907 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:21:11 PM »

Goddamn. All cards are Bank Issued.
My cards are US Government shite.

F'n LAME!

When I was in Business, I accepted Livestock as payment. FFS!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11908 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:25:07 PM »

Was I chatting with "Beffie"?

tellomon · « **Reply #11909 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:26:37 PM »

This is not enuff reason to hate America.

Mother is.

FLOCK!

tellomon · « **Reply #11910 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:29:22 PM »

I don't give up. I step back.

Let the world implode on itself to let me know not to shop there.

tellomon · « **Reply #11911 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:31:29 PM »

Yeah right, me and Diner's Club.

Better to bet on Lobster Races than flock with this issue!!

I'm just not THAT hungry.

tellomon · « **Reply #11912 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:38:42 PM »

I'm keeping my money for another plan: MOVE.

tellomon · « **Reply #11913 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:41:05 PM »

Looks like now, come September, I'll be in Arizona. Sherry and I.

Gotta do a Postal Change of Address.

And grease my wheel bearings.

tellomon · « **Reply #11914 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:42:30 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11915 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:47:59 PM »

Stress is where you go when life refuses to agree with you and your money.

tellomon · « **Reply #11916 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:50:53 PM »

Trailer Park is where I stay to avoid the blunders and boners of the REAL life out there in REAL TIME.

And dig: NO more $30 pizzas delivered.

For 30 bucks, I can go hunting the neighborhood's domestic animals for less than half price!

"Poodle Pizza!" Give it a go....

tellomon · « **Reply #11917 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:56:44 PM »

You think I'm kidding?

For once yer pretty smart.
Enjoy it while it lasts!

tellomon · « **Reply #11918 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:57:51 PM »

Observations, not protocol, this time....

tellomon · « **Reply #11919 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:01:12 PM »

Next time...shall arrive at its regularly scheduled late-time, when you are not ready to wait for it.

tellomon · « **Reply #11920 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:02:26 PM »

AND MOST OF ALL......FELAFEL U!
thx!

*smee* · « **Reply #11921 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:04:47 PM »

Drop bear pizza with the works is worth the $$$$ , as long as they de-fur the beast before slicing it

tellomon · « **Reply #11922 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:16:05 PM »

In truth, I really am THAT hungry.

What part of "My Money" do they not understand?

tellomon · « **Reply #11923 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:19:51 PM »

If any of you LURKERS want my money,
feel free to unwrap yourselves from anon to open forum.

Dicks!

tellomon · « **Reply #11924 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:20:45 PM »

I expect nothing.

Time served.

This site specializes in NOTHING.

Don't fk with us!

tellomon · « **Reply #11925 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:24:45 PM »

NO MONEY FOR YOU!

Fuquin DUCK!

tellomon · « **Reply #11926 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:30:27 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on April 05, 2021, 07:04:47 PM

Drop bear pizza with the works is worth the $$$$ , as long as they de-fur the beast before slicing it

Oh NOW you chime in.

Take a bite outta History now, will ya?

FFS! Participate ya Sock!!!
We need you (for ulterior motives).

tellomon · « **Reply #11927 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:31:35 PM »

Checkout how I am abusing BOLD and stuff...

tellomon · « **Reply #11928 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:33:34 PM »

If only, one more time, I can say FELAFEL and not be censored!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Always looking to save the Liberals from reality. FELAFELEN LAME!)

tellomon · « **Reply #11929 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:36:19 PM »

Tessa is Sussa. Admin is a dirty job, and it's up to us to abuse it!

tellomon · « **Reply #11930 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:43:55 PM »

And in OTHER NEWS:
The STATS are in: Society is doomed. Take to higher ground, put your head between your knees and beg for a meal on a heel.

You shouldda Prepped!

tellomon · « **Reply #11931 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:53:29 PM »

I have NO Mercy for you
cuz my shipment is delayed, damn truck!

tellomon · « **Reply #11932 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:09:52 PM »

I ain't Playin'. This is for Keeps!

tellomon · « **Reply #11933 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:18:57 PM »

I ain't keeping, this is for Play.

tellomon · « **Reply #11934 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:19:43 PM »

[Insert Horse comment here]

*smee* · « **Reply #11935 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:20:33 PM »

Neigh ...im not going to

tellomon · « **Reply #11936 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:23:00 PM »

Freshly.com doesn't sell "Plant-Based" Mashed Potatoes!

And smee izzint buying my bullshit.

He has no money.

Nice.

tellomon · « **Reply #11937 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:27:37 PM »

The worst that can happen has already arrived.

Severe pranks are now warranted here.

Be advised: ANYTHING can happen and you wouldn't even know it
unless you heard it here first!

And if smee blabs it first, check his sources before making a decision into the Darkness.

I am not "The Light". I supply and install lightbulbs.
I also pack duct tape to patch up any and all loose end mouth pieces.

tellomon · « **Reply #11938 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:37:40 PM »

If it wazzint for my Ratings, I'd have nothing to look forward to. LOL.

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tellomon · « **Reply #11939 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:40:34 PM »

The last time I did anything good here was in 2012. Look it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Flock orf if I'm right.
Eat a Dingo if you're smee.
Eat a cheesecake if you're Admin.
Pound sand if you're Brum6y.

If it walks like a Duck, follow it!

tellomon · « **Reply #11940 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:48:38 PM »

This won't last long.
Better you should get your own forum.

Then, I can TRASH you!

tellomon · « **Reply #11941 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:51:17 PM »

If we move to Arizona,
you are coming with us.

I expect your full cooperation in all aspects of the adventure,
especially lifting heavy and not dropping it.

tellomon · « **Reply #11942 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:56:08 PM »

If we move to Arizona, I will see California burning in the rear-view mirror.

That does not qualify as "Looking Back".

tellomon · « **Reply #11943 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:00:42 PM »

"Looking forward" entails following the security escort vehicles.

tellomon · « **Reply #11944 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:15:22 PM »

Particularly if Sarah Conner is in the lead vehicle.

"Come with me if you want to live....in Arizona."

tellomon · « **Reply #11945 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:25:16 PM »

We're looking for a
Senior's Discount at escrow.
Like for a charming 2 bedroom fixer upper!

tellomon · « **Reply #11946 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:42:45 PM »

In the Woods!

tellomon · « **Reply #11947 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:45:05 PM »

No point in dying if ya don't live first!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11948 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:47:09 PM »

Is Estate really Real?

tellomon · « **Reply #11949 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:59:19 PM »

If I build a house out of mud and the rain comes,
will I have wet dreams and soggy nightmares?

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600758 times)