Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 2600581 times)

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Bensweather.com Forecast Updated: Sunday, Mar 07 @ 10:28am

Enjoying a nice weekend out there with above normal temperatures and dry weather, that will change next week as we shift into more of a winter weather pattern.

Low pressure off the west coast will draw considerable high cloud cover across the region today with highs in the lower 60's, southwest winds 5-15mph. As this first low moves inland to our north tonight and Monday, the marine layer could deepen enough for some drizzle, mainly on the lower coastal slopes.

Cooler and breezy Monday with highs in the 40's to around 50-degrees, southwest winds 5-15mph. Our next major winter storm will aim at the area Tuesday with clouds and winds on the increase throughout the day. Cooler with highs in the 40's, southwest winds gusting 20-30mph by the afternoon with snow showers developing. Snow showers will become likely Tuesday night into Wednesday, locally windy at times.

This is a fairly cold system and the snow level could drop as low as 3,000 feet where 6-12" of snow looks possible.  :panic: :drama:

Snow showers should taper off on Thursday, though we could experience a few more snow showers on Friday as another storm rolls through the region, details still need to be worked out with this system.

However, confidence is increasing we will enter a prolonged period of cold and unsettled weather with additional storms possible over the weekend, possibly continuing into next week; winter weather watches will likely be issued later today!

When traveling to the mountains during the winter months, always be prepared for rapidly changing weather conditions and your last day on Earth. Carry extra food, water, weapons and warm clothing in the event you become stranded flock yourself up, and always carry snowchains. You might want to try installing them, too, Morons!!!


« Reply #11000 *SNIPE* & 221 uh-huh....
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
There's more to be said here.

From L to R

Never heard of Big Girl Panties.
Crying for her Momma, not her Lawyer.
Dark roots-fake blonde.

She's the one who is gonna "Roll Over" on her Cellies.
Dark roots-fake blonde.

Daddy's Little Psychopath.
Detached, incompetent to stand trial.
Plays the part of the "Dumb Blonde" poorly
and she's fake, too.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*smee*

  • Action Group
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 46860
The one on the far right was princess Leis in starwars
I recognise the hair
And Im fairly sure thats Chewbacca standing behind them

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Civic Activism, with
attitude.

Some will call it
Sedition.

Hell, I'm not THAT
loud.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
1104444 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
The one on the far right was princess Leis in starwars
I recognise the hair
And Im fairly sure thats Chewbacca standing behind them

Yeah, sure.
Whatever.

Don'tcha see, these Skelettes are
Spank-Worthy!


You would point out the PsychoBlonde.

Are YOU her Daddy?
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
If the Federal Government made sandwiches:


Ron Tello Culley
Imagine what they can do with Hot Dogs.

Marc Bynum
If they don't know, I'd be happy to tell them in stark and eloquent detail 😃

"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
1104600 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
iHunt and eGather in the digital wilderness.

Catches of the day:
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Really?
Priorities in Crisis!
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Crack the Sky!

Becky Van Heuklom Ele

The reflection of the sun mixed with clouds made for a pretty cool contrail this morning.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Shortism.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs


Megan Ripley
1 year ago
I'm 4ft 10' and want this played at my funeral. I think going out to "short people got no reason to live" would be hilarious.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
1104700 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
1104810 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*Brum6y*

  • Knights of the RT
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 20150

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*smee*

  • Action Group
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 46860
If you see this cruising the streets of Tellofornia ...
approach with caution


tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Hello.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
                                                                     1105108 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Hey Louie!

If yer reading this,
blog my answering machine and
let me know
ya made it this far.

211 is a long ways from here.
I know.
I plowed the road.

Can never cover my tracks.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*Brum6y*

  • Knights of the RT
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 20150


I nominate you for my inspiration...

... but I'm still working on the execution.

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
That's nice.

Lookie here:

Socalmountains.com
WINTER STORM WATCH

The National Weather Service has issued a WINTER STORM WATCH for the San Bernardino, Riverside, and San Diego County Mountains. The Watch is in effect from Tuesday evening (3/9) through Thursday evening (3/11).

Heavy snow possible above 4500 Feet. Plan on difficult travel conditions, including during the evening commute on Wednesday. Total snow accumulations of 5 to 15 inches, with localized amounts up to 20 inches possible on the higher peaks in the San Bernardino and San Jacinto Mountains.

Heaviest snowfall will be above 5500 FT where amounts of fifteen to twenty inches are possible. Some snow could accumulate briefly between 3500 and 4500 feet, but significant accumulations will be mostly above 4500 feet. Plan on reduced visibility in blowing snow and fog at times.

A Winter Storm Watch means there is potential for significant snow, sleet or ice accumulations that may impact travel. Continue to monitor the latest forecasts. Chains will most likely be required during this storm so plan accordingly
 
Stay tuned to Socalmountains.com for the latest on this storm including real-time Incidents, Road Conditions, and Weather affecting our area.
Link: http://socalmountains.com

Ron Tello Culley
Sounds like another Good Time!

"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*smee*

  • Action Group
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 46860
Global warming

*smee*

  • Action Group
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 46860
Im sending you one of these , you might need to pad it out


tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"


tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
How is this possible?
It is madness!!!
_________________________________



There is a flurry of activity in Congress right now. We are fighting multiple battles at the same time. A new battle is HR 1 (the election fraud legalization bill). It passed the House just two votes above the necessary 218-threshold. This was in part because of bipartisan opposition. 

Senate Democrats have a one-vote margin. If we don't stop HR 1, we will never have fair elections. The good news is we can stop it if we work hard. 

Fax the Senators to Stop HR 1 and protect our elections. -Mat


Ron,

This is a critical issue that will have an immediate impact on our nation.

This bill pushes online and same-day voter registration; early voting; no photo ID; automatically registering everyone, including felons, illegal immigrants and green card holders; absentee ballots for all; and ballot harvesting. It even prohibits current efforts to clean up our voter rolls.

Under HR 1, a person can vote multiple times in different precincts and even different states. The person can use the same name or different names in different precincts—either way the fraudster will have the absolute right to vote. Poll workers will not be able to stop this fraud. 

But it gets even worse when you realize everything can be done online. One person could register thousands of fraudulent voters (like the person being charged for 8,000 fake voter registrations in California). Then they can have each ballot sent via email, and there would be no physical address or ID to investigate! 

Send your urgent fax to the Senate to demand that HR 1 be stopped before it causes incalculable and irreversible damage.   

There are 15 states that have either a special election or a full statewide election this year. In fact, there are two elections today in Georgia House District 90 and Maine Senate District 14. Places like Virginia and New Jersey will choose governors all the way down to city officers this year. 

Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ) wrote, "These crazy ideas, which will undermine the integrity of all our elections, is priority No. 1 of the Democratic Party....They believe that the changes they propose will keep Democrats in power in perpetuity and reduce the role of Republicans."

This bill must be stopped!

We can do so if we stick together. Democrats have a one-vote majority in the Senate counting the vice president. This is why they need to see an outpouring of opposition to this bill.

Send your urgent fax to the U.S. Congress to demand that Republican legislators uphold election integrity and vote against HR 1 to stop fraud from becoming permanent.

One Democrat shared the secret to blocking this bill. Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS) told FOX, "My constituents opposed the redistricting portion of the bill as well as the section on public finances. I always listen and vote in the interest of my constituents." We must also tell the senators to listen!

Legislators are generally interested in how people view a certain bill. When we flood their offices with opposition, YOU can have a powerful impact. Send your urgent fax to the Senate to uphold election integrity and stop HR 1 from making this fraud permanent.

LCA is working with a team of national leaders to encourage election integrity in America. We have had legislative offices contact us about your faxes and ask for more information on the bills we are fighting. 

If HR 1 passes in the Senate, it will override all state laws. That is why we must stop this federal power grab. If this bill passes, it will:

(1) Seize authority from the states and place the federal government in complete control;

(2) Ban state voter ID laws;

(3) Mandate no-fault absentee ballots;

(4) Force states to accept absentee ballots up to 10 days after Election Day;

(5) Automatically register all individuals (as opposed to "citizens"), and thus require the person to opt out;

(6) Register convicted felons;

(7) Allow people to vote outside their precinct;

(8) Punish anyone who questions the validity of the voter;

(9) Prevents poll watchers from cooperating with election officials to identify and challenge voter registrations concerning fraud;

(10) With same-day registration, no ID and no ability to verify a voter, a person can go precinct to precinct voting multiple times under different names;

(11) And much more.

You can help us fight this bill now! Take advantage of our extended Challenge Grant to DOUBLE the impact of your gift right now. Support Liberty Counsel Action by selecting here or the button below.


Please pray with me that this legislation will be blocked.
 
Sincerely,
Mat Staver
Chairman
 

P.S. There is no time to waste to defeat this bill. We have a Challenge Grant that will effectively DOUBLE the impact of your donations! Select here to equip our staff to fight this battle for a free and fair election.

Then send a fax directly to members of Congress to urge them to fight against this bill. And sign our petition against this bill.



Sources:
H.R.1 - For the People Act of 2021. (2021, Jan 4). 117th Congress (2021-2022 Session).
Carnahan, A. (2021, Mar 4). Mississippi Rep. Is Only Democrat to Vote Against HR.1. Daily Caller.


"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

*smee*

  • Action Group
  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 46860
For a moment I thought about reading all that?

Is this Trumps fault? Seems everything is trumps fault
USA never had any issues before Trump became president
and everything is solved now smokin' Joe is in ?
Despite the fact that loads of states are going against his advice and reopening
Imagine the hoohah (that's similar to woohoo but opposite) if that happened under Trumps watch

Even the SUV carrying 20-30 (13? Died) illegals crash into bus bear tge cali / mex border last week
If that happened under Trumps watch the media would have torn him a new one ...
Not a peep out of them now Joe is steering the wagon

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
1106000 Views
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook

Glenn Beck’s Dr. Seuss poem about FDR may not please the ‘woke’ left


http://patriotpowerednews.com/glenns-dr-seuss-poem-about-fdr-may-not-please-the-woke-left/
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"


tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
In response to smee:

Yeah ok right whatever.

I share stories,
I don't tell them.

That's why I'm in a Safe Space
where all character assassination
goes on outside the perimeter
of my domain.


The torch and pitchfork crowd can't touch me. :mobbing:
But they are in my firing line of sight. :sam2gun:
I care, but not about them.  :buttkick:

In the alternative: I choose to avoid world and national events (except weather events)
and focus exclusively on the health and well-being,
safety and security of my neighbourhood.

If and when the shite comes down,
I have prepared clean up protocol.
(They call it a "Rabbit Trail" for a reason)


       :dogrun:        "I'm not a rabbit, but you get the idea....!"
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
From the Offices of The Tello Files

We are happy to report a sudden economic upturn in Sugarloaf,
and the Greater Big Bear Metropolitan Area.

We call it

Handyman Poaching.

That's where our Investments went.

Remarkable dividends.

The #1 Stock to buy is

Louie


That is all.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
ATTENTION NEVADA!

BREAKING NEWS


After Socialists Win Key Leadership Positions, Entire Staff
Quits Nevada Democrat Party
BY BECKY NOBLE
MARCH 9, 2021 AT 5:37PM


The entire staff of the Nevada Democrat Party has apparently turned in their resignations after Democratic Socialists took over the party’s leadership positions.

The staff members claimed that newly-elected State Party Chair, Judith Whitmer, was going to fire them if elected, though Whitmer denies the allegations.


[Full Scoop here]

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/after-socialists-win-key-leadership-positions-entire-staff-quits-nevada-democrat-party/?utm_campaign=TPI03092021BR2&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
It just keeps getting better for Satan.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
The New American World Nazi Order is in The House.

God is gonna sit this one out.
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook

Here's Frank Castle to tell you all about it!
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Frank_Castle_(Earth-616)

Overview
Lt. Frank Castle (born Francis Castiglione[1]) aka The Punisher was an Italian-American former US Marine who served in multiple tours of duty,[32] including the Siancong War, where he received the Bronze Star, Silver Star, and four Purple Hearts.[33] He became a vigilante after seeing his wife; Maria and children; Lisa and Frank Jr. gunned down for accidentally observing a Mafia "hit".[34] Now with a distinct death's head skull adorning his chest, he devoted his life to the task of destroying organized crime wherever he found it.[35]

"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Ron Tello Culley
I'm gonna need your help with my green thumb. I smashed it with a hammer while building the raised awareness bed box. lol...
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
I assure you,
everything I say and do
is confidential,
under world-wide scrutiny.

My Ratings are my
Best Evidence.

1106190 Views

And I thank you,
flocking FREELOADERS!!!
(Oh yeah, we're gonna talk about that again. You can leave the room
but the talk will commence!)


The BEST to come was in 2012.
In 2021, there's a different aroma
in the winds of change.

Smells like burning
United States Constitution.

I detected it smoldering years ago.


FLASHPOINT!

[:burning gif goes here:]
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Oh yeah?
If I'm so smart,
how come I can't pronounce it right?

Is it Gif

or

Jif

?

You decide and I'll bow to your wisdom, ok?
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
To clarify something in a previous post:

"No you idiot!

It's Wratchet UP, Torque DOWN and Peel OUT!

You are the sort of poor sod who cannot
be trusted or allowed to touch tools.

Using them is a Felony."


[tool derp image goes here]

"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"

tellomon

  • Knight of the RT
  • *****
  • Posts: 51285
  • You don't get everything you want at Tello's.
    • facebook
Is

Peanut Butter and Jelly

a movie yet?
"The B@zturd Love Child of Comix & a News Organization"