Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 773499 times)

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The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships. Looks exiting, I might book a seat at this years event.


 


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Fluffy waves to Yib and Ubbrd.  Hey guys, Telemon is putting on a show.  Want to join us here on the couch?  It will fit 4 people.
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Lemme guess:

I gotta perform; live up to my commitment on this one.

*sigh*

It's gonna cut into my scooter modification time.

(It's for the 4th of July Parade...)

OK. I'll get on it.


Right after the movie............
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It's not looking good Tello !


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Oke doke Fluffy, I'll join you & Yibida. We might not notice Yibida if he's in surveillance mode. I might doze off though, been pretty busy today doing stuff.
                                                                          

                        

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It's not looking good Tello !


Says who?

I haven't started yet. Gimme a chance.



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Where ever do you get all these pictures at will Yib?  Do you have stockpiled and indexed pictures.  You have one for every occasion.

Fluffy plumps up a cushion so Ubbrd is comfortable on the couch.  Hey move over Smee will you!!

Waiting waiting waiting...
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I find stuff Fluff...good around airports!..



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Comfy Ubbrd.  Oh you've brought Winston with you.  Here Yib want to sit down too?
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Hey Fluffy, is this little critter one of your cousins?
 

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Oh Great!...Fluff's ex has turned up !


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Yep Winstons here. Check him out, resplendant in all his glory.
 


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Why yes they are Ubbrd.  Cousin Duddles.  Thinks he's a rooster...  A bit mad actually.

Oh oh Pluka has turned up.  Lets turn out the light for a couple of minutes and he mightn't see us.  Keep quiet.

Winston looks very contented Ub.
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Fluffy, Ubbrd, Winston and Smee are still sitting there on the couch fast asleep the next morning.   Wake up Ubbrd. I hope you don't get into trouble with the Commander...

Hey Tello, what happened to the show?  Now the popcorn is stale.
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and Winston has been licking the malteasers !

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Gee Ron didnt get very far with emails did he ... lol

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I can imagine them.

Dear Meatloaf,

You're hitting 98% on my love-o-meter.

But I'm still not giving you my kit.

Much love (but don't go exaggerating it or taking me for granted, because I still love my kit and I'm still me, and ain't nobody going to take my kit away from me),

- Tellomon


*This letter is in no way genuine and should not be used as evidence in a breach of promise case, nor should it be quoted in "Great Love Letters of All Time".
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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No bones about it:



I have work to do.

I'll start soon. Hold on to yer brims & knickers, peeps!

The Good Things take time.
 
Here's a sample (or, how did I get here?):



Gina:  Some of the regulars from the old RT have made a new RT
 
 
  http://www.ozroundtable.com/
 
  All you have to do is register and Ebay cant touch it
  It does have mods and you have to behave
  But Ebay cant has nothing to do with it
 
  If you can help with Ebay related stuff that would be great and they have a chat thread


Tello:  Bitchen!
  thx for the scoop; see you there?

-RT

Gina:  Bitchen ??
 
  Thought you were my bee-otch. lol


Tello:  I was told to say:
  F**k You!
  Did I say that right?

Gina:  And who told you to say that ?

Tello:  I'm NOT naming names...no more than you would. So f**k off....


Gina:  And after I sent your package and all
 
  Well I hope the chocolate melts and it comes all broken


Gina:  Hey Ron
 
  I heard from the new forum and they wont to know what ID you will use??
 
  I have given you a thumbs up with them and they will open the gate when they know your ID
 
  They are doing this to keep the nasties and trolls out.


Tello:  Are you saying that the new RT crowd is awaiting to hearald me in with Roman Trumpets and a 21 Gun Salute?

Seems to me that you made a Celeb outta me before I get a chance to prooove myself as a mere mortal, with a "twist".

What?

I don't know what my ID is until is signup & get approved.

I think it'll have the word 'tello' in it.

Don't push me. I'm a bizzie man!


Gina:  Ok well you must be too busy to keep a check at your PO box too????
 
You might get your care package in 8 days but who knows but it is on its way
 
See what a good friend I am to you and you better behave or its my head ( pokes tongue out )
 
Will tell one of the gate keepers to look out for an ID with Tello in it
 
Hows that and you might get in sooner


Tello:  Unbelievable... I lost my ass in a pool game earlier tonight...and now here comes you, trying to kiss it. I am not worthy of this exaltation.....(But I await said Joy Package..)
WTF?
Say I post later there, huh? This shite needs careful planning, ok?

I'm staying in bed. It's Ultra-Cozy, and requires NONE of my attention, ha haaaa.....!!!


To be continued, discontinued or deleted.......

C):-{= <" happy now?  "<<

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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 06:24:54 PM »

This is Standard, not Deviant behavior. It's eBay.

Hi ya'll! Meatloaf said it is cool for me to weigh-in.

So, there ya go!

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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »

Hello, Tellomon!

Yes, it's cool - we have the fan going.

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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 06:28:36 PM »
   
hi Tellomon, Welcome, welcome.

Pull up a chair and get comfy. We have a relaxed atmosphere, great smilies, and very good, non reporting, company.

Have fun!

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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 06:44:15 PM »
   
tellomon  Hi Gina said you would be dropping in from far away

Please drop into your profile and set your email to hide please.

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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 07:12:00 PM »

Nevada isn't far away. OZ is!

Testing 1, 2.......

It's Live Tello, but he has a bedtime, tooooo....

More serious foolishness later!

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Oh, the passion! Hotter than those small green chillies that make you go "Aaagh, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow wow whoa whoa water water water!"
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol

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Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol

Right, Luv!

And I'm holding out on the painful ones for now.....







Get used to it!



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Now your giving away trade secretes Ron

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Um arhhh PB didnt like what you had in your album

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No. That item IS in my album.

So, what are you doing in this Talent Show?

Didn't you archive our EMs??

I got the goods, the dope and the dirt. If this flies in the early stages, I might post the rest in a "Member's Only" forum.

THAT'S where the big money is!!!
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Nope Dont keep emails only the ones i need as proof all the rest go poof

Will have to open PB dont have it open at the moment

And the Thread killer thread who where you talking about ??

We dont have one any more on CS they moved on

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So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??



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So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??





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Back view





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Dont know how far I can go before I get a talking too about the pics

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No further. If I see something that should have been covered up by a "judicious bush", it's the naughty corner for you!

Please spare the innocence of our members, most of whom would never have been a bare knee before.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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So what you are saying is I cant post this

What?


Just so i know for the future

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*Goes hunting for a Judicious Bush pic*

hey Countess...Would a Shwubbery do?

I heard that George 'Bush' was doing his memoirs...and calling it....NutBush Silly Minutes!!!!   :crazy: :snipe:

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Ha Haaa! meaty got popped and I didn't!!!!!!

C):-{= <" whew that was a mindblower... "<<
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 :lepink:

You'll notice the Le Pink Slap above is actually REMEDIAL... it's a soothing lotion, not a bit of S&M-in-a-bottle.

(Not that I know anything about that. Absolutement, mais non.)
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Ok Ive been slapped how many till a holiday ??

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I Know Nothing!!!!


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Must've been the hand of god


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I'm really sorry, Gina - we can't afford to send you on a holiday. Would you mind just staying here until we buy an OzRoundTable jet?

Okay, would you believe... two limousines and a cocktail bar?

All right, what about a small go-cart?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Gee whats a person going to do if they cant even go on an all paid holiday


Does this mean I have to be one of these ??  :angel:




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Let me be meaty's Knight in Shining Duct Tape!

I'm no Hero, but I can patch things up rather well................

Shall I post bail? Or let the Lassie skate this once, again?
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Bail! I need some more funds! *gets out her calculator* Let's see... if we calculate that tax time is coming up, and that I need GPS with live traffic update, and I want to visit Venice, and there's a holiday house in Germany I want to buy...

Okay. Just hand over the lot.
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Nothing doin', Sweetheart.

Yer cramping my style.

I collect receipts on Charitable contributions.
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I'd offer a receipt!

Accepted from Tello, the sum of [undisclosed enormous sum] for the purchase of charitable liberty for the poster known as meatloaf, to be effective as of this moment, and not refundable under any circumstances as I plan on departing on a long cruise at any second now.
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Gina, love the 'dancing Ron' pics!

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