Things we would like to see from PayPal

[Poddy]

PayPal should merge with Kleenex.

Everyone joining PayPal could then be sent the user agreement in large friendly letters printed on toilet paper.

That should take up about 50 rolls and when there is a change in the user agreement a new lot sent out to each PayPal user.
The users would be happy, never having to ever buy toilet paper again.  

[*Brum6y*]

One might question the suitability of such a suggestion.  Seems the equivalent of using napalm to put out a grass fire.

[surf-inside]

Or you could sign up for a free account on www.safe-pal.com and let me do the work for you.  I spend a lot of time on the toilet, so you don't have to, and your ass is covered!   

Still under development, I have automated the polices and rules into an engine.  I still need a developer to do the front end and web service work.