If you've made an internet purchase through eBay or an online website, etc., but have never received your item, you DO have consumer rights.
Pillow pounder!
Or a bed-wetting drooler.
Guesswork, shrouded in mystery.
Let me rephrase my bad remark:MAYBE he's a drooling bed-wetter, but at his age, anything is possible.I drool.I'm the same age as he.And that's the end of it, k?