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The Round Table / Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Last post by tellomon on December 13, 2019, 12:43:33 PM »
100 % Optimism
Zero results.

You have officially nullified my faith in humanity, south of the equatedor.

Shitlist.
All of you, every one.

 :keelhaul:
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by tellomon on December 13, 2019, 12:35:16 PM »
12-12-2019: Can we get serious here, now?
When? You go first.

Then, me?

I was already spoken for about 10 years ago around this site.

Don't recall the details, but it was cheeky!

Something about "My YES" going head to butthead with the American people, government and their bloody pagan gods.

I'm not retired from riteous conflict yet.
Hot blood is quicker than cold liquor.

I specialize in a curious combo.

wOrD/tello


:tello:   "Crissy sucks only if other wankahs allow it to pour upon yer head. Give up lest ye be a victim of the symptom."
                                       :xmasinside: :sniper: 
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by callostemma on November 17, 2019, 01:42:44 PM »
We have fires too

Anything they can do we can do better
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by tellomon on November 10, 2019, 02:25:32 PM »
Quote from: callostemma on October 31, 2019, 01:19:42 PM
run for the hills
California is on fire

What if I run to you? Can I crash out in your flat? Feed me, gimme chores and allow my vices?  :sam2gun:     :drummer:    :biker:    :beerontap:     :drinkwine:
   :bubbly:    :arrg:
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by tellomon on November 10, 2019, 02:20:00 PM »
Quote from: *smee* on October 31, 2019, 02:12:46 PM
Its Gods way of punishing them for being Californian

Oh like that's gonna ruin my day.

Are you talking to me? 

:tello: "I've got more baggage than all your airlines combined this week..."         wait for it....wait...for it.......and....                   :duckling:
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The Round Table / Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Last post by tellomon on November 10, 2019, 02:14:05 PM »
NEWS FLASH!

Tello ain't dead.

Suffer ye antagonists.

This is the page dedicated solely to the Rights of Passing thru.   
 Thus: Attention all avid followers of this mysterious web space: All is not well...for you.

Me? I'm ok,

Not.

For further information and an authentic autographed cigarette rolling paper, please send $3 in any coin of the realm denomination and a SASE to: Ron Tello Culley PO BOX 5602 Sugarloaf, CA 92386 USA.

How difficult is that?

Trust me, I don't wanna know, again!

So there ya go!

Pay or cry.

I feel for you.   :smee!:

Don't abuse my Good Will, or hassel my Won't.
I presume everyone here is an adult, or some variation of an Earthly Creature.
Get back to me on that one, too, ok?

G'day.
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by *smee* on October 31, 2019, 02:12:46 PM »
Its Gods way of punishing them for being Californian
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The Round Table / Re: The Rise and Fall of Tello; a brief history and tales of wow and dread
« Last post by callostemma on October 31, 2019, 01:19:42 PM »
run for the hills
California is on fire   
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The Round Table / Re: Morning all
« Last post by *Brum6y* on October 24, 2019, 09:28:26 PM »
Heeeeyyyyyy!!
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The Round Table / Re: RECALL of pre-packaged lettuce mixes. URGENT. Linked to SALMONELLA
« Last post by *smee* on October 24, 2019, 12:31:12 AM »
All brussell sprouts should be recalled too
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