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Title: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 11:55:27 AM: THEY LOST EVERYTHING!

Starting over again was useless.
The BEST OF was lost forever.

What's the point of living?

THIS LATEST "GO" BETTER NOT BE A PROBLEM!!!!

:bigcalibre: :tello: :rifle:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: low-enghooi on July 26, 2011, 12:06:16 PM: I hate MySQL
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 12:13:50 PM: Woe! Do I have that? Not sure....thx for the head's up!
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *wheels* on July 26, 2011, 08:44:47 PM: Quote from: tellomon

Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...

Hmmm, so what should we deduce from that? :professor:

tello + forum = crash
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *wheels* on July 26, 2011, 08:46:17 PM: :runforhills:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *CountessA* on July 26, 2011, 08:56:02 PM: Forum crashes can have a number of causes:

1. The forum software is hacked. <--- It happens, and it's not pretty.
2. The forum administrator installs an add-on which doesn't function properly. <--- It happens, and the forum administrator can usually fix this quite quickly by removing the add-on. (BACKUP is your friend.)
3. The forum administrator installs an add-on wrongly. <--- Yes, this happens, too. This is one of the reasons administrators BACK UP EVERYTHING before tinkering.
4. The forum administrator edits the forum software (either adding incorrect code or removing/changing correct code) badly. <--- See above.
5. The server host deletes files or database material by mistake. <--- The server tech guys will swear blind they didn't do this; ha. This has occurred; I have seen it.
6. The server goes down. <--- Oh, the pain, the pain! Sadly, this DOES happen.
7. Aliens tinker with the forum. <--- Not very likely. If there WERE aliens, why would they bother with a forum?
8. The laws of time and space and php rebel and leave everyone in the ordure. <--- I've never yet seen this happen!
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *wheels* on July 26, 2011, 09:15:55 PM: Forum crashes can have a number of causes:

9. The forum can crash due to an overload of multi-coloured, over-sized text in postings. :lol:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *CountessA* on July 26, 2011, 09:20:12 PM: Absolutely true, Wheels. Search that man and see if he's carrying any multi-coloured, over-sized text!
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *smee* on July 26, 2011, 09:46:18 PM: 10. unauthorised pressing of the insert flash button will completely render a forum useless
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 09:50:38 PM: I want this thread deleted.

:choc: :cheese: :cake: :martini:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 09:54:26 PM: Quote
8. The laws of time and space and php rebel and leave everyone in the ordure. <--- I've never yet seen this happen!

Hey, well...we're not exactly watching cartoons right now, are we???? :tanty:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 10:37:56 PM: Quote from: *wheels* on July 26, 2011, 08:44:47 PM

Hmmm, so what should we deduce from that? :professor:

tello + forum = crash

Don't think that went unforgiven....
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *smee* on July 26, 2011, 11:10:58 PM: Quote from: tellomon on July 26, 2011, 09:54:26 PM

Hey, well...we're not exactly watching cartoons right now, are we???? :tanty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *Brum6y* on July 26, 2011, 11:32:51 PM: First time I've had something like this...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/brumbymg/ozroundtable-com/Google502.jpg)

Maybe the internet is crumbling...
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *Brum6y* on July 26, 2011, 11:42:00 PM: Quote from: *smee* on July 26, 2011, 09:46:18 PM
10. unauthorised pressing of the insert flash button will completely render a forum useless

... and coupled with the date change issue Smee raised - It is obvious we've had somebody pressing the Insert Flash button from a computer whose clock is out by two weeks....!!!

Now it makes perfect sense - so ...... who to blame for all this!
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *Yibida* on July 26, 2011, 11:45:50 PM: Quote from: *Brum6y* on July 26, 2011, 11:42:00 PM
Quote from: *smee* on July 26, 2011, 09:46:18 PM
10. unauthorised pressing of the insert flash button will completely render a forum useless

... and coupled with the date change issue Smee raised - It is obvious we've had somebody pressing the Insert Flash button from a computer whose clock is out by two weeks....!!!

Now it makes perfect sense - so ...... who to blame for all this!

I blame the carbon tax...
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on August 01, 2011, 05:57:47 PM: :badfinger: :smee!: :rifle:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *smee* on August 01, 2011, 06:04:05 PM: hello numb nutz
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on August 01, 2011, 06:18:38 PM: Hello nutsacker.
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *CountessA* on August 01, 2011, 11:08:01 PM: :roflmao: :roflmao: (http://www.artpoker.net/EmoticonsImages/nuts.gif)
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *r3830* on August 02, 2011, 09:40:54 AM: Nup..... It's because of BLOODY CONroy!
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2011, 08:18:46 PM: There's no right or wrong answers here.

Just suspicious posters......

(Smee)

:lol:
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: *smee* on August 02, 2011, 08:23:55 PM: (http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/willis.png)

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/apu.jpg)

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt336/smeeagain61/CryingBoy.gif)
Title: Re: I was on another php forum and it crashed...
Post by: tellomon on August 02, 2011, 08:33:14 PM: Go FAX yourself.