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Title: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 24, 2009, 06:45:39 PM
Hello there, thought I would bring a bit of England over here for you to post stupid things on.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: LiisaSx on April 24, 2009, 06:47:30 PM
Log! Great Idea, I look forward to seeing lots of input!!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 24, 2009, 06:51:14 PM
I am sure there will be ;D spec when Smee ,lynn and Suzies see it.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Poison_Ivy on April 24, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
Hello and welcome logbox

I haven't posted in Fick corner on UK, but I hear it is good, so thankyou for bringing it here also.

Look forward to seeing some of the posts and might participate myself.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 24, 2009, 07:26:28 PM
I visited the UK Fick Corner!

(I sneaked in quietly, and tried not to make a nuisance of myself.)

It wasn't as scary as I'd feared... Now, where was it we were told not to venture into the ... Knitting or Horticulture or something-or-other section? Apparently it's swift death.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 24, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
That would be the FH&G countess, the family home and garden forum, they talk about mundane things mostly, then when we visit and try to brighten up there dreary lives they button push us out of existance, we are due to visit them again soon.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 24, 2009, 07:41:24 PM
It sounds like a holy quest of great import. The Family Home & Gardens Quest.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: mtnlane on April 24, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Hi logbox

So nice to see you posting here - you all made us feel so welcome in our hours of need - a little bit of the Old Dart was just what we needed :-)

Is fick just thick with an Arfur Daley accent?

Look forward to lots of silly stuff  :please:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 24, 2009, 08:28:10 PM
Yes.






























 ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on April 24, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
Hi logsie....where's cube, baby dee, loopy and co?  You do know me from the UK thread...I'm disguised...hehehe.

Welcome aboard...the new RT express !!

 :pirateship:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 24, 2009, 08:59:14 PM
Perhaps they are asleep, lazy burgers  ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: mtnlane on April 24, 2009, 09:03:41 PM
Loope is not well cupie - infected hands  :'(
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: imperfect on April 24, 2009, 09:33:49 PM
G'day Logbox!!!   :banana:




poor loopy! why isn't she here gettin da snipes?? :(

Suzie?? and all the others??
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on April 24, 2009, 09:45:57 PM
Is this where I can find The Pub?

 :beer:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: imperfect on April 24, 2009, 09:55:21 PM
(http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv58/oldbears/VB.jpg)


Cheers mate!!!!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on April 24, 2009, 10:01:27 PM
Back at'cha!

Say, would it be cool if me and my mates set up on the bandstand?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on April 24, 2009, 10:20:47 PM
Ok.. we've got the drinks, and the music sorted... who is bringing the nibblies??
 Chocolate  :please:

Maybe we could ask everyone to bring a plate! ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 24, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
A friend of the family (English) said when he first arrived in Australia and was invited to a party or get-together, he was asked to "bring a plate".

He didn't know that this was standard for saying, "Bring some food" - so he brought a plate.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Poison_Ivy on April 25, 2009, 12:00:09 AM
Ok I am in woohoo Imp is supplying the grog, nothing like a good VB coldie.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on April 25, 2009, 12:03:56 AM
ok... heres a plate for those with a sweet tooth....

(http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k367/b3llag1na/other%20pics/DSCF3328.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 25, 2009, 12:20:30 AM
Mmmmmm Yummmmmm  :wine:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 25, 2009, 01:49:05 AM
Err could one of you women sweep up the crumbs please,we should start as we mean to go on,nothing worse than crumbs in the bed. ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 25, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
*offers a floral frock and size 10 high heels to logbox* Here we are... Dress up as a woman, and you too can have the inexpressible joy of crumb-cleaning.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 25, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
*offers a floral frock and size 10 high heels to logbox* Here we are... Dress up as a woman, and you too can have the inexpressible joy of crumb-cleaning.
[/quote

he he he he  :rofl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: loopy.lynn on April 27, 2009, 10:51:21 AM
Ah! Ha!

So Logsie has started a "Fick (as in thick) Corner" here.

Just watch him & his mate Embsie (EMB) when they start 'takin the mick' outta each other.

Well worth the trip here just to sit back, wotch & listen.

Right...time to rest me hands again...should be ok by the weekend (I hope).
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on April 27, 2009, 11:34:26 AM
Hi Loopy....knew you lot would gravitate to this thread...hehehe...do you need another hijackersrus thread?  If the urge to hijack arises in the meantime...that's OK to an extent, but you must give warning... :hijack:

It's also usually nice to say  :please: and offer  :kisshug: to the OP.

You can do this to your hearts content...sniping that is.... :snipe:

And if people do indulge themselves in this  :blah: :deadhorse: :tazdev: or this  :violin:

They are advised that they take the risk of this happening, :snipe:  or alternatively this :neener:

Now if you feel alarmed about anything, you know what to do...   :alert:

On the very rare occasion that this might happen.... (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/Colere_12.gif)

It's a puritanical little bot that doesn't like really naughty words....hehehe, and I warn you he does not negotiate so if you encounter him...just say...
:yesmaster:

You can be assured that mods and admin will do their very best to sort out any concerns you may have as a member of this site, of course plenty of this, whilst not mandatory is always welcomed and will get you to the front of the queue faster.... :praise: :praise: :praise:

And the last bit of advice I have to give you is no matter what... :troll:



Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 27, 2009, 12:23:33 PM
Oooohhh,

Fick corner....

Someone started a fred just for me...

Cheers
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 27, 2009, 02:58:45 PM
Barny... I am sorry to tell you this... but... it's said in Fickland that you're trying to take the Crown of Fickness away from the rightful owner! I assured them that this was unlikely to be the case. You probably only wanted the Brick.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 27, 2009, 04:10:47 PM
This looks like a place for me,your all fun  :neener:

Do you mind if i pull up a chair and stay awhile  :please: I come bearing  :kisshug:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Yoda on April 27, 2009, 04:30:15 PM
Knock Knock,

Thanks we give.

But please, Wine and cheese, next time bring.

 :wine:   :cheese:

Pleasant this  :choc: would be.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 27, 2009, 04:36:45 PM
 I come bearing :cheese: and   :choc: and wine of peace  :wine:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 27, 2009, 06:20:26 PM
Hello Aussieland ,this is London calling,please reset your clocks to g.m.t  you have been using the wrong time after all this time and its time you got your time right.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on April 27, 2009, 06:22:59 PM
Actually Logsie, we're 15 hours IN FRONT of the UK...hehehehehe...catch up will ya?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 27, 2009, 06:26:30 PM
Thank you Mr logbox for taking the time to tell us that we are behind in time
when in fact we are ahead of UK  in time  :hide:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 27, 2009, 06:29:29 PM
You may be in front at the moment, but if you remember the parable of the tortoise and the hare it does not mean you will win! you will soon all fall asleep and we will catch up.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 27, 2009, 06:33:03 PM
So true Mr logbox,your a smart man  :mob:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 27, 2009, 06:33:40 PM
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Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 27, 2009, 06:37:11 PM
Wonders where i left that fly spray  :hide:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on April 27, 2009, 06:38:02 PM
Sorry Logsie...you UK cats can run and run as fast or slow as you like and you still won't catch up with us Aussie Tweeties....hehehe.   

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/tweetysylvesteranime.gif)

Tell ya what though, you guys can look after the place, while the knights slumber....Just turn the lights off when you go to bed OK?  And behave yourselves !!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 27, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/logbox/anim_spider.gif)


Boris will keep a eye on the place for us.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 27, 2009, 06:42:41 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/logbox/kangourous-11.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on April 28, 2009, 12:02:02 AM
Hello Possums.

Just popped in from dear old Blighty to see if anyone has a Sirdar pattern for a Fair Isle tank-top ? I visited our FH&G forum, but they shoo-shooed me away. Very unhelpful they are, if your face doesn't fit. This was the nearest I could find that was similar to the FH&G. Looks very homely ,and cosy.

Mind you I know the OP, so can guarantee it won't stay that way. He shouldn't in any way be approached, incidentally. He's come on here without his medication, so if my reckoning is right, he'll start insulting all and sundry, and blaspheming like an Irish navvy, anytime now. So as I've said, please don't approach him. He can be highly dangerous. Don't let the frail and weak looking body fool you.

Hope you don't mind me saying folks, but I think these boards could do with a bit of a tidy up. Very messy and higgledy-piggledy they are. Not very user friendly at all. Anyway, just an observation.

If any of you do find a pattern in your drawers, would you mind awfully posting it Air Mail to the RT, United Kingdom, for the Att: of EMB, and addressed to
James, please. Thanks awfully, possums.  ;)

Oh by the way, if Logs does get nasty - well it's not a case of if, but when - perhaps you'd care to ring New Scotland Yard on Whithall 1212, they'll fly someone over to subdue him, and he can then be taken back to his secure wing in Broadmoor.

Many thanks for your time, and help.

Toodle-pip old fruity pops. Must fly.


<img src="//www.amazing-animations.com/animations/airplane19.gif">
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on April 28, 2009, 12:04:22 AM
*tut, tut*

Not even gifs work on here.  ::)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *wheels* on April 28, 2009, 12:08:42 AM
electric, you just need to use the Insert image button

(http://www.amazing-animations.com/animations/airplane19.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 28, 2009, 12:11:43 AM
moderator, moderator! if I had known you were going to let riff raff in here I would not have graced you with my presence,this EMB fellow has been banned from every tea shop in the U.K, he *whispers* dunks his scones in his tea, no refinement these northeners, all servant types Im afraid.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 28, 2009, 12:12:44 AM
Please dont grace him with the name electric,clockwork would be more apt.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 28, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
Hello Logbox.  Nice to see you.

 :yess: :gossip: :snipe: :spend: :titanic: :sick: :pigsfly: :angel: :troll2: :petllama: :hide: :fishing: :greenm: :slap:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 28, 2009, 02:04:44 AM
Hi Ducky,nice to see you too,I suppose you will all be stirring soon, just finishing work and getting ready to go home.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 28, 2009, 08:06:35 AM
Just a note to the dwellers in Fick Corner...

His Grace of Fickness, namely Barny, was thinking of making a hostile takeover bid for Fick Corner.

However, because of a "not as fick as described" claim, the offer was put on hold.

Subsequent to that, the notification that payment for fick corner could only be made by Paypal, has caused the takeover to be unconditionally abandoned.

Cheers
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 12:58:10 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g320/simplyjewelry/Advertising/00020121.gif) logbox


Is this where I can find The Pub?

 :beer:

"The Knights Arms"
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 01:03:00 PM
A friend of the family (English) said when he first arrived in Australia and was invited to a party or get-together, he was asked to "bring a plate".

He didn't know that this was standard for saying, "Bring some food" - so he brought a plate.

 :rofl:

Well, you should speak clear English to us commonwealth  :yesmaster:

 :chair:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 01:05:23 PM
Err could one of you women sweep up the crumbs please,we should start as we mean to go on,nothing worse than crumbs in the bed. ;D

 :o

 :ban:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 28, 2009, 01:06:25 PM
Hi Col,

How are you today?  You look well
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
Hello Aussieland ,this is London calling,please reset your clocks to g.m.t  you have been using the wrong time after all this time and its time you got your time right.

Hello London, this is Middlesbrough calling via Maitland NSW.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
Hi Col,

How are you today?  You look well

Hello Fluffy, so-so thanks. Just have to be cheeky to take mind off.

How are your webbed feet today?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
no refinement these northeners, all servant types Im afraid.

 :o :slap: :fishslap: :neener:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 28, 2009, 06:40:07 PM
*sings*  go to sleep go to sleep,
            fear not aussies dont you weep,
            we are here to look over you,
            even though you smell of.......


AH bless em, all gone bye byes. ;D

           




Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 28, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
  :hide:  *waves to all*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 07:53:23 PM
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g320/simplyjewelry/Advertising/ShowLetter6.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 28, 2009, 07:55:16 PM
You tired col? :crazy:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 28, 2009, 07:58:22 PM
Nah he is at the dentists, open wide now.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 28, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
Yup, don't sleep well at night.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 28, 2009, 08:10:11 PM
col joins the *nocternal club with me*  :bounce:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 28, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Hi Col,

How are you today?  You look well

Hello Fluffy, so-so thanks. Just have to be cheeky to take mind off.

How are your webbed feet today?

My feet are just fine thanks Col and my feathers are fluffy.  :)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Poison_Ivy on April 28, 2009, 11:44:54 PM
Evening Fluffy
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 28, 2009, 11:51:38 PM
Hi Ivy,

Good to see you.

Don't you just love these emoticons?

 :angel:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on April 28, 2009, 11:58:09 PM
Hello Aussieville. Came all the way back here, to straighten out a few things. Things you should know abut your erm...'guest'.

You see good peeps, I knew this would happen. The minute my back was turned, he starts to besmirch my good name. Well I didn't get where I am to-day, by having my good name besmirched.

Right. Off we go. Are you all sitting comfortably ? Well I'll begin.

Logs started off in life as a Rag-and-Bone man. A 'Tatter'. He fell on hard times however, when his horse died. Then, would you believe it, the very next day, someone stole his cart. It was at this point that he fell on hard times. Down, down, down he sank, into the depths of despair, finally hitting the bottle.

It was round about this time, that I met him. A sorry, forlorn looking, emaciated, dishevelled wretch - actually he's not much different even now - rummaging through the rubbish bins, behind the Dorchester Hotel, in London.

Like a fool, I felt sorry for him, and took him in. I fed him, clothed him, gave him a little pocket money, and councelled him. Even while I was doing this, he'd fly into uncontrollable rages, and beat me up, if I accidentally gave him Earl Grey tea, instead of cheap Ty-phoo, or fresh butter, instead of Margarine...which was what he was used to, of course.

Then I taught him how to make clothes pegs, out of Hazel twigs, and fashion flowers out of crepe paper. He now has a thriving business, supplying the whole of Kent with these commodities, door-to-door.

So you see, he's not to be trusted, one little bit. Oh and a word to Miss Ducky. Just watch your step there, or you might find yourself a  Duck a l'orange...and Barny, you really do not want to take over his 'Fick' thread. It's like Alice in Wonderland, full of bizarre people, and weird happenings.

Right folks. I hope that's shed some light on this individual, who I see has infested this thread already, with flies and spiders. How uncouth, is that ?

Must be away now. Plane to catch. Don't know what the vernacular in Oz is for Good Day, so I'll just say G'day, cobbers.

Oh and by the way. If you've trying to ring New Scotland Yard, and wondered why you were getting a wrong number, slight typo. Should read Whitehall, and not Whithall. No such place in the entire UK, I'm afraid. Oh you'll have better luck getting a response, if you ask for Mr Holmes. Sherlock.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 29, 2009, 12:08:00 AM
But I did get a response on that number, EMB. I thought it was peculiar that the detective who answered the phone tried to sell me a standing order of Whithall Chocolates, and told me that no, they didn't make chocolates in the shape of a bobby's helmet.

Poor Logs. The story wrings my heart like laundry being stretched, rolled and squeezed.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 29, 2009, 12:08:51 AM
*Miss Fluffy hides in curtains.*
 :o
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 29, 2009, 01:42:04 AM
Who would have thought that my dear old grand father would end up like that,the senile dementia has really taken hold, you must excuse him, I thought since I had put them pull up huggies nappies on him he would stop dribbling.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: loopy.lynn on April 29, 2009, 12:19:53 PM
Well! I did warn you lot, didn't I?

Get EMB and his "official" troll LOGS together...there's no telling wot they'll do.

Most of Embsie's story is really true (crosses fingers behind back)...but this is where Logsie has actually ended up.

Please note the "char-woman" has been in there all week cleaning up Logsie's mess.

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Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: gr8-expectations on April 29, 2009, 12:39:32 PM
waves to da loop sniper extraordinaire...yes sharing smee (minder) offer sounds good, any part of him we can get peese...

fluffy must insist you change your avatar lol on the grounds it is distracting moi from my woik....
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Primaryaim on April 29, 2009, 12:47:37 PM
Morning all, just popping out of my sick bed for a short while (some sharing caring person gave me their 'flu).

Gr8, did you realise there is a duck on her shoe?  I didn't for quite a while LOL
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on April 29, 2009, 12:58:17 PM
Hi Prim, and what would a duck be doing on fluffy's shoe?  Sorry to hear you have the flu
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 29, 2009, 01:00:03 PM
Morning all, just popping out of my sick bed for a short while (some sharing caring person gave me their 'flu).

Gr8, did you realise there is a duck on her shoe?  I didn't for quite a while LOL

Yes, and it doesn't ducking fit!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Primaryaim on April 29, 2009, 01:03:11 PM
Looking for water I would expect, Cue :)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on April 29, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
 :banana: :roflmao: :saint:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Primaryaim on April 29, 2009, 01:06:53 PM
Hi Fluffy, long time no chat :)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 29, 2009, 01:30:15 PM
Has anybody seen flashie ???

I have a pic for her..

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc129/barny1944/Catinwater.jpg)

Cheers
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 29, 2009, 01:31:21 PM
Sometimes I look at that pic here

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc129/barny1944/bigtv.jpg)

Cheers
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 29, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Flashie would like this one as well

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc129/barny1944/fallingcat.jpg)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 29, 2009, 01:33:14 PM
But this is a real goodie

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc129/barny1944/surprisedog.jpg)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on April 29, 2009, 02:50:28 PM
 :hide:  :dogrun:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on April 29, 2009, 09:25:14 PM
 :roflmao:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on April 29, 2009, 09:50:20 PM
 :rofl: barny

Here's something for you................................

The Brick Theory of Management


How to place new employees in the right jobs for them:

Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

Put your new hires in the room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.


Then analyze the situation:

Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on April 30, 2009, 10:48:30 AM
Great analysis Col..

Cheers
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on April 30, 2009, 03:03:05 PM
Very clever Col!
 :D :green:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on May 06, 2009, 11:09:44 AM
Look you guys, we can't have the UK slipping 'down under', so we have to keep it 'over the top' so they can find it......an official bump
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 06, 2009, 06:41:00 PM
Look you guys, we can't have the UK slipping 'down under', so we have to keep it 'over the top' so they can find it......an official bump

Is that a  :slap: bump ?  :o
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: imperfect on May 06, 2009, 06:46:31 PM
Bump, what bump?

Do I have my bumps showing again???
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Bump, what bump?

Do I have my bumps showing again???

Yes, open hills and dales  :devil:


 :rofl: :duckdance:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on May 06, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
The thread is called Fick corner, and while they're not as fick as some, they may get lost finding this thread in these here parts....just putting a candle in the window...... :angel:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 06, 2009, 06:57:17 PM
The thread is called Fick corner, and while they're not as fick as some, they may get lost finding this thread in these here parts....just putting a candle in the window...... :angel:

Is it a Fick candle or a Fin one ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on May 06, 2009, 06:59:54 PM
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: imperfect on May 06, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
Ha Ha Ha!!!

*imp hide her bumps and flies off..quickly*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on May 06, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.

Fin ones drop alot, too
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 07, 2009, 09:01:40 PM
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.

Fin ones drop alot, too

Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on May 08, 2009, 12:04:33 AM
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.

Fin ones drop alot, too

Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????


Hey! I resemble that! :green:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on May 08, 2009, 12:41:20 AM
Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????
[/quote]


What??? -----Titles on offer?? :bounce:

I already possess a title   :crazy:  ;D

Madame Sitsalot. Wouldn't mind a second title.

Noooo! I undo my rash wish :chair: :peace:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 08, 2009, 02:17:07 PM
It's a fick one of course.....Fin ones burn too quick.

Fin ones drop alot, too

Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????


Hey! I resemble that! :green:

Really?

I think mine could be Sir Dropsemalot  :devil:

 :rofl:

 :duckdance:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 08, 2009, 02:32:08 PM
Hey, that's a good name! Who wants to be called Sir (or Dame) Dropsalot ????


What??? -----Titles on offer?? :bounce:

I already possess a title   :crazy:  ;D

Madame Sitsalot. Wouldn't mind a second title.

Noooo! I undo my rash wish :chair: :peace:
[/quote]

Wouldn't mind a second title.   Noted!

Who do you reckon could take up the title of Sir (or Dame) Ben-doveralot should they join?

Lets see, who have we got..................

Sir Dropsemalot
Dame Dropsalot
Madame Sitsalot
Sir Brickalot
Sir Podalot
Sir (or Dame) Numbalot..........sorry, couldn't remember which)
Dame Wheelsalot
Dame Primalot
Dame Countalot
Dame Cupalot
Dame Impalot
Sir (or Dame) Knockemupalot
Sir Expectalot
Sir Yibalot
Sir Hawkalot
Sir Logalot
Dame Tillalot
Dame Fickalot
Dame Lisalot
Sir (or Dame) Slapalot
Dame Needalot
Dame Tagalot
Sir Horsealot
Sir Ratalot
Dame Rabbitsalot
Dame Seedalot

Who have I missed?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on May 08, 2009, 10:17:54 PM
Awww...... If I'd known I was going to be stuck with it, I'd have thought up a better name!

Now let's see.....

Dame Laughalot? no, something more sophisticated!  I'll have to think about this...


Now Col.... you're more like  Sir Lotsacheek!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: imperfect on May 08, 2009, 10:40:06 PM
OOOO, I'm a DAME!!!


What do they get to eat???
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on May 08, 2009, 10:41:59 PM
I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on May 08, 2009, 10:58:24 PM
I hate to sme think ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on May 08, 2009, 11:01:12 PM
Could Madame be changed to Dame .Pleeeease. :pray: :praise:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Bellagina on May 08, 2009, 11:13:10 PM
Well centuries, if it were up to me, you could be Lady Sitsalot!
 :greenm:

 :pmsl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on May 09, 2009, 01:56:21 AM
Not sure about the "Lady" :crazy: :rofl:

Too restricting. Glad I did not make a typo with Sitsalot :ivanhoe: :bounce:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on May 09, 2009, 11:01:00 AM
The Fickness quotient here is just not fick enough. *taps fickometer menacingly*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on May 09, 2009, 02:18:10 PM
Fermometer indicating I am a fickness fread frasher :slap:




 :'(
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 09, 2009, 03:00:06 PM
Awww...... If I'd known I was going to be stuck with it, I'd have thought up a better name!

Now let's see.....

Dame Laughalot? no, something more sophisticated!  I'll have to think about this...


Now Col.... you're more like  Sir Lotsacheek!!  :rofl:

Excuse me! *huff*  >:(
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 09, 2009, 03:05:55 PM
OOOO, I'm a DAME!!!


What do they get to eat???

Do you REALLY want to know?  :devil:

I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure fluffy?

Do you know what "fluff a lot" means in UK ?

Could Madame be changed to Dame .Pleeeease. :pray: :praise:

Sir Dropsemalot
Dame Dropsalot
Madame Sitsalot
Sir Brickalot
Sir Podalot

Well centuries, if it were up to me, you could be Lady Sitsalot!
 :greenm:

 :pmsl:

Excuse me, who started the names list here?  :goth:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 09, 2009, 03:07:59 PM
The Fickness quotient here is just not fick enough. *taps fickometer menacingly*

Can you tell us when the fick fickness is fickle and fickless sufficient, countess?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on May 09, 2009, 03:40:09 PM

I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure fluffy?

Do you know what "fluff a lot" means in UK ?

NO Col, I am not sure, but I am guessing it may mean something along the line of what Ivy and Imp like to do when they are releasing themselves of the pentup frustrations of the day and in fact have a special thread devoted to it.  Am I right?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 09, 2009, 05:14:51 PM

I'm already Lady Fluffy, but how would Dame Fluffalot sound?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure fluffy?

Do you know what "fluff a lot" means in UK ?

NO Col, I am not sure, but I am guessing it may mean something along the line of what Ivy and Imp like to do when they are releasing themselves of the pentup frustrations of the day and in fact have a special thread devoted to it.  Am I right?

Correct, a bit windy, eh?

Sure you still want the name?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Fluffy*Duckee on May 09, 2009, 05:18:25 PM
 :o :neener: :quack:   I think I have got your draft Col .... er I mean drift.  Thanks.  :-*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: col52 on May 09, 2009, 05:48:27 PM
 :construction:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: knock*knock*09 on May 09, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
 :hide::mob:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 30, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
Hello you lot how are you all doing? seem to have settled in well.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Yibida* on June 30, 2009, 09:11:02 PM
Hi logbox, the rest of the welcoming committee should be along soon, pull up a chair and chill out till they arrive.... BTW..Welcome. 
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 30, 2009, 09:35:00 PM
Hi Yibida, you sure they are not asleep? or riding the roo's around?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on June 30, 2009, 10:03:59 PM
Hi Yibida, you sure they are not asleep? or riding the roo's around?


Does that mean I can be Lady Rootalot? :yess:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 30, 2009, 10:05:58 PM
 ;D As soon as I see your i.d I thought here we go, I of course know you could not take them all at once.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 30, 2009, 10:49:17 PM
And some of us prefer to drive platypi instead... The roo can be a bit too "everyday".

I was thinking of changing my kangaroo's name to Forsythe-ffolkes anyway. It doesn't answer to Bruce anymore; it insists that Bruce is a koala's name.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 30, 2009, 11:00:59 PM
More of a dingo's I would have said.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on June 30, 2009, 11:53:59 PM
;D As soon as I see your i.d I thought here we go, I of course know you could not take them all at once.

Darn it! :( You are probably right .....

But I sure would have fun trying!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 01, 2009, 12:01:18 AM
 :yess: my kind of girl. :uthewoman:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on July 01, 2009, 12:14:16 AM
Whoops!

Did I do that????? :o

I was only testing out what the 'Split' option was...really...truly.... :help:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on July 01, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
All fixed and merged...
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 01, 2009, 06:05:40 PM
Hello Logbox.  Great to see you.   ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 02, 2009, 06:08:20 AM
And you Duckee  *presumes no time lag is noticed*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 02, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
You're welcome Loggy.   :-*  ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on July 08, 2009, 11:49:07 AM
Can't think of anything funny to say, Ill leave that to Yibs and Smee

BUT I was wondering why "they" say free gift........there is no such thing as a
free gift .........is there? 
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 09, 2009, 07:10:06 PM
Of course there is, send me 20 dollars for postage and you will get a FREE gift.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 07:32:08 PM
Hi logsie...long time no see....have to confess.....I pinched your blow fly gif, or was that embsie's blow fly?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 09, 2009, 09:11:04 PM
Logsie, always great to see ya mate.

Like Westie, I am trying to think of something witty to say but can't at this point but can't let this opportunity to say hi go by.

so,

HI
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 09, 2009, 09:18:42 PM
Hi Cupie and Ducky :t2: not my bow Cupie, will inform on you of course ;D


Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 09:24:44 PM
I'd expect nothing less logsie... you tell embsie to get over here and have his shot alright?....lol....

Here's proof of the alleged blowie heist......call it bait

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/fly.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 09, 2009, 09:33:28 PM
Well that will teach me to read the post right, I thought you meant the bow, I see you meant you have stolen my blow fly that I stole from someone else, is there no honesty in this world? 

*goes and has a quick sulk*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 09, 2009, 09:37:07 PM
Brings in can of mortein and sprays fly.  Sorry Cupie   :liar:

he he
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 09:42:57 PM
Of course you realise Fluffy...you just destroyed the evidence.....you bad duck !
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 09:45:42 PM
I thought it was yours logsie....well sort of.....was it in fact....a 'defacto' blowie heist?  Realistically logsie..blowies belong in Australia...and that's why I had to repatriate the poor fella.  You don't want em breeding there mate..trust me.....why do you think we have the Aussie salute....*swats blowfly*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 09, 2009, 09:53:57 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/logbox/anim_spider.gif)


perhaps you need a few more of these, or even this


(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/logbox/81fd0232.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 09:58:01 PM
I'll gladly heist the spider....but have you got a mozzie?...aka mosquito?  Now they're bloody annoying....they bite...little barstards...in fact they bite and suck...still little barstards....do you have mozzies in the UK?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on July 09, 2009, 10:08:59 PM
Anyway logsie....5am start tomorrow, so I'm off....to bed that is.....10.07 pm in Oz......need at least 7 hours sleep to function so I'll catch you another time....say g'day to the hijackers and the other UK crew...great bunch of people.

Cheers big ears.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 09, 2009, 10:12:19 PM
Thats ok Noddy.

And yes we have mossies in the uk, make you itch for a while but thats about it.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on July 09, 2009, 10:14:42 PM
Of course you realise Fluffy...you just destroyed the evidence.....you bad duck !

 :quack: :neener: :neener: :saint:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on July 31, 2009, 12:33:44 AM
As I was saying, if Aussies agreed to wear kilts they could all come home, they would have to live in Scotland but thats not as bad as it sounds, no more than 8 in 10 Scots are morose tight gits who need putting down, I am sure you lot could change their outlook on life.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on July 31, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
We could certainly change their outlook on underwear. I doubt there'd be many Australian guys who would be happy walking about brief-less with nought but a kilt to cover their in flagrantes.

What's the vote, men? What do you say?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Yibida* on July 31, 2009, 11:57:40 AM


If there are ankle length kilts available then I don't mind wearing one....LOL
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on July 31, 2009, 12:19:52 PM
Ankle-length? I... don't... think that's going to happen...
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Yibida* on July 31, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
I'd have thought you would have pointed out my skirt countess?... a mini Kilt.....LOLOL
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on July 31, 2009, 12:49:21 PM
It hasn't got the plaid - it can't be a kilt! Mind you, you do look cute in a mini-skirt.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on July 31, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
Trying to relax after funeral...
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Yibida* on July 31, 2009, 11:54:59 PM
Trying to relax after funeral...


Never an easy thing to do countess..... When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure..... so sorry..


Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 08, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
HELLO you lot awake over there? just want to remind you that xmas is coming so you can start saving up for something big for me (no not a photo of the  countessers backside) dont forget to pay the carrage this time you tight bu***rs , cost me a fortune last time.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Yibida* on September 08, 2009, 08:52:51 PM
HELLO you lot awake over there? just want to remind you that xmas is coming so you can start saving up for something big for me (no not a photo of the  countessers backside) dont forget to pay the carrage this time you tight bu***rs , cost me a fortune last time.


I hope your a very- very- very- exceptionally good close friend of Countessa after that statement......
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 08, 2009, 09:04:06 PM
Hello Logbox.  Nice to see ya!!!!

We've been enjoying Tommy's jokes and Lynnes pics here. 

Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 08, 2009, 09:52:40 PM
Yibidi, I have been part of one of her stories and have seen her rear so I hope so  lol.

Hi Fluffy, just got back fom Cyprus and thought I would see how you lot are over in Aussie land, all well I hope?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 08, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
All well now Logbox, we've had a few nasty sicknesses here in Aussie.  The Countess was amongst the casualties and Yib was another.

All better now I think.   ;D

Went out with the Countess on Saturday night and she made quite a racket I can tell you.  Nearly got us thrown out.  So I think that means she is feeling much better. 

Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 08, 2009, 10:23:58 PM
The swine flu seems to be dying down here, no doubt a spell of bad weather will get everyone claiming they have it.

give the countess non alcohlic drink, she will still think drunk but will not have the headache in the morning.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on September 09, 2009, 08:25:10 AM
You've... seen my rear?

WHEN!???

*hastily examines self to see that self is thoroughly encased in a large box*

By the way, just to address this awful calumny, the total number of times I have been drunk in my entire life is ... one. One time. This is just payback for the retsina comment, isn't it? Or... was it because I didn't give you a good enough deal on the moat? All right, let's talk about discounts. What size moat? Which flavour?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on September 09, 2009, 10:43:10 AM
do you get waffers with it ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 09, 2009, 06:03:11 PM
Hi Smee, I dont know what you get with it, the trouble with the Countess is you get all these wonderful offers then find out there is the small print, "did you read the small print"she asks? "no" says I, and off she goes smirking, I ask you should she be allowed to smirk?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: **Cupie** on September 09, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
oh oh....

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/11-1.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on September 09, 2009, 06:09:26 PM
Oh, Logs... oh Logs... it wasn't really a smirk. It was a ... small smile. Friendly. Just a small smile.

*smirk*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: **Cupie** on September 09, 2009, 06:10:25 PM
(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/lgtinymona_e0.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 09, 2009, 07:06:01 PM
I have to laugh ;D  *walks away weeping gently*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 09, 2009, 07:11:56 PM
Oh, Logs... oh Logs... it wasn't really a smirk. It was a ... small smile. Friendly. Just a small smile.

*smirk*

*paints nails*   :filenails:  <==  Any reference to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental. 

Hi Logbox.   *Hands Logbox some tissues*   :tissue:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 09, 2009, 07:12:35 PM
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Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on September 09, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
Cue, are you going to snag that gif? If not, I will.

*laughs riotously*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: **Cupie** on September 10, 2009, 09:22:14 AM
I'll let you have that one countess....I think Wheelie has another different one again....so we'll all have a mona in our Gif file....
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 30, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
Right you lot,  I delivered the red dust as ordered, spread it widely as specified, now I want paying,5000 Aussie dollars in small denomination notes please,send it to the usual address via the Countess.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 30, 2009, 09:54:57 PM
Right Logbox, will do, how much is my share?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 30, 2009, 10:13:28 PM
 :yess: :yess:  well since you are the only one.......all of it  ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 30, 2009, 10:29:50 PM
Rightiho Logbox. Consider it done. If you could send me your account name & number & it's password i'll deposit immediately.

    (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000203B9.gif)
     
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on September 30, 2009, 10:45:48 PM
I knew Ubbrd was up to something.

*cough*

No, no, I mean - I knew that Ubbrd would pay up without quibbling. Trust him, Logbox. Trust him now. *nods enthusiastically*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on September 30, 2009, 10:47:57 PM
Good stuff Countess, we'll go halves.
 (http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020356.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on September 30, 2009, 10:49:16 PM
 :huh: is perplexed, rather have the cash as its going straight to the orphans home.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on September 30, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
Just watch out that he doesn't pay in red flannel vests. Logs is the notorious red-flannel-vest ringleader - or at least the suspected ringleader.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 06:02:30 PM
 :lurk:

:drummer:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on October 29, 2009, 12:13:34 AM
Bonjour mon frenchies, ava vou a kangeroo?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 02:01:55 AM
Mai oui ;D

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Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on October 29, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
A veritable cornicopia of roo's!  takes me back to when I was a Joey.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: misha on October 29, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
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Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 02:40:11 AM
They are great animals----until they hop across the road in front of the car ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on October 29, 2009, 02:51:56 AM
They are great animals----until they hop across the road in front of the car ;D

I can sell you some cans of roo repellant to spray on your car before taking country trips ... it works beautifully .... I have sold thousands of cans in Ireland and not one  buyer over there has hit a roo .... they are going like hot cakes so just send 36 easily affordable monthly instalments $49.95  +  $9.95 p&p to my paypal account smeeenterprisesnigeriaandirelandptyltd@roo_ted.com.au and we will send you a carton containing  12 cans of this magic potion
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 03:13:56 AM
Gee, smee.  ;D I will have to buy some...Does it work for the big reds?

I know one garage in a town which used to wait for all the tourists in their 4x4s with the 'pretend' bull bars to come in for repairs ---You could have a market stall out along a road. You would probably make big money :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 03:16:50 AM
I must go and catch some ZZZZs. The time, the time! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on October 29, 2009, 03:20:35 AM
Does it work for the big reds?

big red strength formula spray is normally more expesive by about 50% ... but just for you I will do for the same price
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on October 29, 2009, 03:24:36 AM
Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on October 29, 2009, 08:07:19 AM
Logbox, that only happens because you go on weekends to strange hotels. It's the careless and nonchalant mention of popping over to Paris that's getting you into trouble.

That, and leaving your house key under the petunia pot. And Time Team dug everywhere in your garden - FIVE TRENCHES - only to find that the earliest bit of pottery was from a chamber pot dating to last year.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on October 29, 2009, 09:40:35 AM
Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.


loggy thats mayhem in drag !!!

I can mix a special batch that will 'fix' him

..... you have the payment details .....
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 10:53:42 PM
I am waiting for the wallet owner to nod off :knit:

Your kind offer tempts me, smee. There are so many uses for such an amazing product :angel:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on October 29, 2009, 11:04:22 PM
There are so many uses for such an amazing product   
 

absolutley Centuries ... I first started selling it in 1999 as "millenium bug repellent"
$200 a can ... spray your pc and gauranteed not to catch the bug ...... 100 % success rate .... repelled every single one of these mythical beasts ..... 1000's of fools happy customers as a result of that little scam community service
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 11:10:09 PM
As long as the customer is happy, smee :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:









Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on October 30, 2009, 11:37:25 PM
Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.

I've never been anywhere near ya wallet Logs! :saint:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on November 02, 2009, 09:08:31 PM
 ;D  Only cause its well hidden when you come round Roo.
((((ST Roo))))
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on November 02, 2009, 09:15:02 PM
Roo, do you sense that Logs is suggesting you strip-search him for his wallet?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 02, 2009, 09:17:02 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/PenaltyFlag.jpg)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on November 02, 2009, 09:30:37 PM
Countess!  how could you think such a thing?

*hastily dons clothes*

I only sit here naked cause its warm and comfortable!

and I would rather my wallet was not discussed so openly, its not used to all this attention.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on November 02, 2009, 09:38:07 PM
Roo, do you sense that Logs is suggesting you strip-search him for his wallet?

Welllll...like that will ever happen!...NOT..lol

I just checked...it's empty anyway!

(http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq157/Boozad_Bat/Daft/Empty20Wallet.jpg)

 ;D

How are ya Logsy?! :welcomedesk:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on November 02, 2009, 09:42:18 PM
Hey Tello!....I've seen that pic a few times now...and still can't make it out. :huh:

Could you tell me what's this thing called Luv?

 ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on November 02, 2009, 09:58:16 PM
I am wonderful thank you Roo, I hope you yourself are well too,  that wallet you pictured was not mine,
mine has pink fluffy bits round the edges and still has the price tag on it.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 02, 2009, 10:37:26 PM
:duckling: Hi Logsy!!!    :welcomedesk:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on November 02, 2009, 10:42:13 PM
Hi F.D  :t2:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 02, 2009, 10:46:08 PM
Hey Tello!....I've seen that pic a few times now...and still can't make it out. :huh:

Could you tell me what's this thing called Luv?

 ;D

This?
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/PenaltyFlag.jpg)
It's a "Penalty Flag", used in American Football when players been norti.

Or, when the situation deteriorates, one can "Throw a Flag on the play."
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 01:12:04 AM
thanks for that explaination

someone asked me the same question , I wasnt sure but offered a guess and was fairly spot on .... is the flag thrower always right in his justification of the throwing of the flag or does it go to a third umpire/ref to watch a slow mo reply for final analysis of alleged offence ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 01:20:33 AM
That's right. Some games have been delayed up to 10 minnits while the refs (referees) mull over the slo mo replay.

More than once in American Football History, the Game Officials ruled a bad call, threw the game and sparked controversy and riots.

Umpires are in Baseball, behind the catcher.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 01:25:04 AM
who's on first ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 01:28:04 AM
That's right.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 01:32:01 AM
no I mean dont they have an official on first too ?? is he a ref or an ump or what is he ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 01:38:54 AM
First-base Umpire.

Other umpires are called base umpires and are commonly stationed near the bases. (Field umpire is a less-common term) When two umpires are used, the second umpire is simply the base umpire. This umpire will make most calls concerning runners on the bases and nearby plays, as well as in the middle of the outfield. When three umpires are used, the second umpire is called the first-base umpire and the third umpire is called the third-base umpire, even though they may move to different positions on the field as the play demands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umpire_%28baseball%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umpire_%28baseball%29)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 01:49:39 AM
ok cheers .... but these guys dont toss flags eh ????


they just say .... yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowt !!!!!!!
or sssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe

is that right ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
Now you get it!

Also, when a player is behaving badly, and Ump will yell: "Yerrrr outta the GAME!!!"as he motions with his arm, simulating throwing an object towards the sidelines.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 02:00:43 AM
is this caused when the pitcher rips  a head high curve ball at the batter  and pings him on the bonce and the batter throws the bat and the helmet and runs up to the pitcher and punches the living suitcase out of him ? 
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: gr8-expectations on November 03, 2009, 07:23:49 AM
tellooo are you feeling ok today? I can actually understand your posts......






maybe u need to see a doctor
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 03:16:37 PM

maybe u need to see a doctor


Maybe I AM a Doctor.

My diagnosis for you is maybe you otta STFU!!!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on November 03, 2009, 03:20:44 PM
Tello, I don't see your name in my list of known medical practitioners. *checks associates and referral listings* No, no Dr Tello here.

But I do see a listing here for Mr November in the well-known PayPal Boy Calendar - Mr November is R. Tello. Good grief! Is that you?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 03:28:40 PM
You really otta see my nut sack change colors according to the turning of the seasons....

C):-{= < "oh, that story now... "<<
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 04:21:28 PM
nasty images
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
Slap Tessa!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *barny* on November 03, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
Slap Tessa!

Are you sure you want to ???

Tessa might find that arousing

 :wine:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 04:41:25 PM
She's just gotta be getting bigger jollies locking-down 1-Post Threads at The Fountain!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on December 11, 2009, 12:29:22 AM
Good morning you lot, how is it going over here?
I suppose you have done all your xmas shopping and are all ready for the big day.

Except for the Countess of course, she has her staff to do that.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on December 11, 2009, 04:02:27 AM
*Waves to logbox*

Great to see ya.

It is 4 am in the morning and I just woke up, so I logged online.  It is good to see you up and around.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on December 11, 2009, 04:12:59 AM
*waves to Fluffy* how is ya? its 17.15 here and I am about to finish work and go home, you have a nice day .
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on December 11, 2009, 04:32:33 AM
:duckling:

Thanks Logbox. I'm good.

You have a good day too.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: cueperkins on December 11, 2009, 09:41:38 AM
Fluffy, I think you're a bit of a nocturnal Duck.........

Hi Logsie....nice to sees ya around these parts.....don't be a stranger...
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on December 11, 2009, 11:56:21 AM
Hello, Logbox! I knew it was you by the tattered raincoat and gorgeous legs. (But are those high heels you're wearing? What's going on?)

... My staff. Well... my staff is very useful when it comes to playing "Whack the stranger on the bridge over the shoulder and toss him in the river below", but totally useless in arranging Christmas presents. It just lies there on the ground, deaf to my shouts of "Go forth and buy my Christmas presents! Go forth and wrap these gifts! Go forth and... well, just go forth!"
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Roo on December 12, 2009, 01:45:07 AM
Only one solution to that Countess...tell the staff to go forth and multiply... :mum:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 14, 2010, 02:11:35 AM
As I was saying 3 months ago, its that time again for me to finish work and go home, you all have a nice day wont you, *waves to Ducky hiding in the wash basket and the Countessa washing her feet in the kitchen sink*.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on April 14, 2010, 06:05:19 AM
*Waves wing back to Logsie*

(Wings have been a bit sore lately cause of the occassional flights to the UK RT - I'm not as young as I used to be, I'm 21 now).
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on April 14, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
The sink? The sink? Oh, that steel-looking thing with water in it, in the kitchen where the staff prepare my ten-course banquets... *nods understandingly*

 ;)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 23, 2010, 02:14:51 AM
Hello people down there *peers down plug hole* are you all ok?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 23, 2010, 03:24:29 AM
I'm sure I know that ID from somewhere......
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 23, 2010, 03:26:47 AM
Is it around 6:30 pm where you are Logsie?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on June 23, 2010, 07:49:27 AM


Logsie...........how is life in the land of the summer....(not)

it is never summer over there...you  people don't know what summer is.

Westie   :ivanhoe:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 23, 2010, 03:57:04 PM
*Peers up through the plughole*

Hi Logsie.  Great to see ya!!!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on June 23, 2010, 04:01:05 PM
back to work duck !!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 23, 2010, 04:37:20 PM
 :neener:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on June 23, 2010, 04:44:16 PM
are you asking for a spanking ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 23, 2010, 05:52:48 PM
Sorry had to go, it WAS 5.15pm at the time, I suppose you were all in dreamland, we stay awake 24/7 over here.the budget saw to that!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on June 23, 2010, 08:53:06 PM
Sorry had to go, it WAS 5.15pm at the time, I suppose you were all in dreamland, we stay awake 24/7 over here.the budget saw to that!


We've got some sky-pilots trying to do the same here......
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Centuries on June 24, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
 :parachute: :plane:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 26, 2010, 07:09:13 AM
I suppose you are all still in bed?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on June 26, 2010, 08:43:33 AM


No Logsie .....just late droppping in to the computer...lol  but it is Sat morning here so those that live and work in cities and towns etc will be shopping, taking kids to sports...all that.
Where I live one day is exactly the same as the other.
Hope all is well in the mother land.    Have a good little mate coming out in a couple of months, they are from the lakes district, she has been here before but not the boyfriend, I think he is in for a rude shock.

Westie    :ivanhoe:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on December 17, 2010, 02:47:09 AM
Well you lot of upside down people, its getting near that time again, I would like to wish you a merry xmas and a happy new year from your forefathers over here in England, have a good one and mind you dont get frost bite. ;D
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on December 17, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
That wasn't my forefathers ... it was my grandfather - from out of Brixham.


But a Merry Christmas to you and yours, Logsie.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: HellWest'nCrooked on December 17, 2010, 08:00:01 AM

Have a great time over Christmas logsie,  and I do believe it is you folk who have to worry about the frost bite  !!!!!!!!!

Catch you around next year.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on December 17, 2010, 08:26:38 AM
I dont have 4 fathers over there , what are you trying to say about my mother ?
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: callostemma on December 17, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
My   4   fathers are up the cematary the other one's in the nursing home
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 08, 2011, 07:09:18 PM
Hi Aussies people,how are you all doing? sorry I have not been on lately but I'm being made to do some work.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on April 08, 2011, 09:44:05 PM
G'day Logsie

Good to see you.

Do you have trains in England?  I seem to live on a train.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on April 08, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/5913.jpg)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on April 08, 2011, 10:26:52 PM
Hi Logsie.  Good to see you drop in.  Understand the bit about having to be made to work.  I get that too, but have developed 'workarounds' :)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on April 08, 2011, 10:28:08 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/train_wreck02.jpg)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on April 13, 2011, 02:04:14 AM
Hi you lot, sorry I posted then ran away but you all looked so peaceful laying there on your backs, gently snoring, well except for Duckee, there was a horrible noise coming from there.


And yes we have trains, but we are not allowed to live on them, the conductor would throw us off.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *Brum6y* on April 13, 2011, 02:37:09 AM
Ah, Tello ........ master of the trainwreck.


Logsie - don't apologise for the post and run .... just don't forget us and all is good!
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tellomon on April 13, 2011, 04:34:17 AM

Ah, Tello ........ master of the trainwreck.


Things would be different if I lived near an airport.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tommy.irene on April 15, 2011, 11:44:07 PM
hi LOGS just though i would SNIPE...
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *smee* on January 23, 2013, 02:44:21 AM
Logs ... i can see you !
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on January 23, 2013, 05:29:59 AM
*goes log-hunting*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: ***Mr Magoo 2U*** on January 23, 2013, 06:32:07 AM


fick me ded
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on February 04, 2013, 11:18:06 PM
See me feel me hear me love me touch me...la la la la la

Guess the song, it's from the 70's.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on February 05, 2013, 04:35:53 AM

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuscg_bedazzled-movie-1967-pop-star-scene_shortfilms#.UQ_xKGfhdLQ
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on June 14, 2013, 02:14:48 AM
Hi Aussies people,how are you all doing? sorry I have not been on lately but I'm being made to do some work.

That's an outright lie. He's been on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

And if push comes to shove, I'll deny ever having said that.

*goes back to chopping logs*

(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13911/cutting-wood-098.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 14, 2013, 01:49:51 PM
 :castle: :gaol: :cuffed:

Truly?

Please let us know what incurred Her Majesty's Pleasure for this holiday. If it involved a diamond heist, I should let Logs know our new annual fee: one large diamond of the finest water.  :muffled:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 14, 2013, 02:14:13 PM
You may also want another wood-chopping emoticon...

(http://i11.tinypic.com/6ccpylg.gif)

Hi Aussies people,how are you all doing? sorry I have not been on lately but I'm being made to do some work.
[...]

*goes back to chopping logs*

(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13911/cutting-wood-098.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: logbox on June 14, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
Enough I say, enough, I will not have my good name trampled on by convicts and various other deportees! this is not the 1800's now, I have rights.

*longs for the good old days when Britain was great*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on June 14, 2013, 09:53:30 PM
Hear, Hear ! (http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg374/ravinrom/UnionJackSmiley.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/ravinrom/media/UnionJackSmiley.gif.html)

And I'm sorry Countess, I will not dob in a fellow countryman by revealing his crime, not even for a small monetary remuneration. *holds out hand surreptitiously*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 15, 2013, 01:00:28 AM
*places a chocolate mint into embs' hand, plus a lovely bit of dosh*

(Go on. Logbox will be happy to see things resolved, and he will love the attention.)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Al**Bear on June 15, 2013, 04:02:31 AM
Hullo reprobates

apart from the delightful Countessa who's only repro

I have returned

Smee scrub the decks, standards have slipped, since you lot marooned me on gaga island and stole me password

and who let Logs in ?

Thought he was still doing time for Rixating
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 15, 2013, 12:40:30 PM
G'day Al, good to see you. 

Smee can't talk ATM, he is busy cleaning the desks. 

:r3830:  (Again)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 15, 2013, 01:20:16 PM
Al*Bear, very good to see you again. Careful on the decks! Don't slip! Smee has just------


*hears a long drawn-out and red-shifting "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" followed by a thump*

And - er - I've just realised that as Fluffy said, Smee was scrubbing the DESKS. What were you doing on the desks?

 :muffled:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on June 15, 2013, 03:00:37 PM
lol er a typo, a typo.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on June 15, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
*places a chocolate mint into embs' hand, plus a lovely bit of dosh*

(Go on. Logbox will be happy to see things resolved, and he will love the attention.)

That'll do nicely, thank you. *is easily bribed*

Shoplifting, Countess. A lady's outsize Camisole from Harrods, a pair of fluffy Bugs Bunny slippers from Selfridges, and a 1953 Coronation Mug from a stall on Petticoat Lane. Don't ask !
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tommy.irene on June 15, 2013, 08:33:44 PM
*places a chocolate mint into embs' hand, plus a lovely bit of dosh*

(Go on. Logbox will be happy to see things resolved, and he will love the attention.)

That'll do nicely, thank you. *is easily bribed*

Shoplifting, Countess. A lady's outsize Camisole from Harrods, a pair of fluffy Bugs Bunny slippers from Selfridges, and a 1953 Coronation Mug from a stall on Petticoat Lane. Don't ask !

And going out with Tony Blairs wife..he got 6 months for that.
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: tommy.irene on June 15, 2013, 08:35:55 PM
Hullo reprobates

apart from the delightful Countessa who's only repro

I have returned

Smee scrub the decks, standards have slipped, since you lot marooned me on gaga island and stole me password

and who let Logs in ?

Thought he was still doing time for Rixating
Now the Bear has turned up..we only need Loopy lynn to sign in..
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on June 15, 2013, 09:53:51 PM

Now the Bear has turned up..we only need Loopy lynn to sign in..

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/idea.gif)

*idea*
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: electric*mayhem*band on June 17, 2013, 08:45:33 PM
Spiderman says:

(http://www.krazy-kreations.com/spiderman/emote_artwork/spidey_rate_this_thread.gif)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: ***Mr Magoo 2U*** on June 17, 2013, 09:20:01 PM
Enough I say, enough, I will not have my good name trampled on by convicts and various other deportees! this is not the 1800's now, I have rights.

*longs for the good old days when Britain was great*


i resemble thet!


i am a NZ import export
.... we helped build the Australian Social Security system ... and populate Bondi Beach


no convicts in godzone (we were fine young cannibals)
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 18, 2013, 12:23:39 AM
The deadliest cannibal insult:

                     "I wouldn't eat you even if I were starving."


Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: Al**Bear on June 18, 2013, 05:24:23 PM
T?n? koe Mr Magoo

Great to see a sensible person from the Land of the Long White Cloud

Countessa , I got a message from 'Lynn' saying she was waiting on receiving password

and I'd also like to apologise for saying , you'd nicked me password

silly me forgot I had 2 ** in my user name, usually not allowed on Forums

so appypollylogies
Title: Re: Fick corner
Post by: *CountessA* on June 18, 2013, 05:49:12 PM
Al**Bear (two asterisks - or do you prefer us to get very cosy and address you by the diminutive as Al*Bear?), I had re-sent Lynn her password...

Is she still having problems? I'll contact her again later tonight with updated snazzy password information.