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Title: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 06:18:57 PM: Zooming around in circles on my own 40 acres...what's the cops gonna do? They still can't get a conviction on my loud "Bigggest DrumSet In Nevada" thang.....................in a COMMERCIAL DISTRICT.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad nebors suck: the cops they call suck; the State dickheads suck....so the only thing left is "personal responsibility", and THAT'S where the "homespun" comes into play..............!!!!!!!

If I ain't an American....sign me up as a regular dick...... :(

(I'm not bitter: I'm activated.....)
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: imperfect on June 04, 2009, 06:37:03 PM: LOL...you crack me up tello!!!

If they go on your land ain't the trespassing?? can't ya shoot em?
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 06:38:24 PM: Shoot 'em with a sling-shot?

Anything heavier attracts attention "in Town"....
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 06:41:25 PM: Imp has a sofa for me to crash-out on if I need a safe-house???

Maybe has a boat to come and get me out of Reno Harbour?

Hmmmm?
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: imperfect on June 04, 2009, 06:43:47 PM: Yeah....cool a slingy!!! ball bearings in it!!

No probs dude, I'll come get ya tonight...be ready, I'll be in the purple chopper!!
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: cueperkins on June 04, 2009, 06:47:19 PM: ya reckon you can handle it down under tello? Nothing like nevada...Australia is as big as America though in size that is, and as you know...size matters !!
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: imperfect on June 04, 2009, 06:53:12 PM: I reckon Tello the Drummer Dude would fit in like home around here!! LOL!! ;D

Some folks around here need a cracker up their butts :)
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 07:00:52 PM: Imp: refer to the montello airport offa my website.

I heard Oz is just a dirt bucket on the planet & it's no place for a Desert Rat like me to be.

Prove me wrong.

Fly in. Come and get me. And pay for it. I've gone broke on hiring help & they ain't done yet.......

Put yer Aviation where yer mouth is!!!!!!!

I welcome adventure. All I need is an estimate on total damages....
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: tellomon on June 04, 2009, 07:02:59 PM: Cupie has a sofa bed for me too?
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: cueperkins on June 04, 2009, 07:21:53 PM: Some folks around here need a cracker up their butts

Which folks are those Imp?

Tello, you'll have to pay your own plane fare mate....and as for being a dust bowl...do you guys learn about other countries during your schooling or what? We're the only country in the world surviving the economic collapse *files nails*... :filenails: I think that's pretty funky on a patriotic level... :filenails: We also have some of the most pristine beaches in the world :filenails:

So, as the add that the US banned (with a bikini clad aussie chic) said.....'Where the Bloody Hell are ya?'
Title: Re: Driving drunk: can't get busted onnit:
Post by: imperfect on June 04, 2009, 07:44:49 PM: Well, I will have to agree with ya Tello, tis a bit dry around here..SA is apparently the driest state in the driest continent in the world... guess that makes it pretty dry hey?

Crackers up the butts of some of the dead heads around here meaning here, in SA..gets a bit boring sometimes, no big acts come here, we don't even get a mention on the world weather station :(

Did we survive ha?

By who's standards? LOL

Ha, Tello, if I had the readies I would be keepin my word.