Oz Round Table
The Oz Round Table boards => The Round Table => Topic started by: *CountessA* on May 22, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
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Sometimes you cannot believe your eyes. "Is this a doodad I see before me?" you ask yourself in wonder. "What is it? What is its function? What on earth IS it?"
Or it could be along the lines of "Wow, fantastic and unusual - what a rare listing!"
Perhaps it's more "Oh-oh, did the seller mean this? That's bizarre beyond belief!"
The funny, the unusual, the weird and the wonderful - talk about them here.
To kick things off, I saw this and smiled.
Weird - alien table lamp (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Weird-ALIEN-TABLE-LAMP-Unique-Retro-Light-L-K_W0QQitemZ130306608386QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Decorative_Arts_Homewares?hash=item1e56e10d02&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A0|293%3A1|294%3A50)
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Just what everyone needs at home:
Refrigerated Corpse Storage Box (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ROSEWOOD-REFRIDGERATED-CORPSE-STORAGE-DEATH-BOX_W0QQitemZ380124422368QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Funeral_Cemetary?hash=item58812e60e0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50)
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Just the place to store Live Help, Wheels!
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The perfect gift for the woman who has everything else.
CONTROL A MAN - REMOTE CONTROL (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310141968436)
Would you like him to stop belching and be able to talk to you about his feelings? Put the toilet seat back down? These commands are among a few of the features of this ultra-handy new remote control for the hopeful. Don't sit around wishing and waiting for the law of attraction to work on your man...get empowered with a Control a Man remote and take charge today!
:D Also comes in Control a Kid version:
BE QUIET, STOP SULKING, DO HOMEWORK, STOP TANTRUMS, GROW UP, SAY THANK YOU, STOP THAT! ETC.
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You can buy women, men and girls now on eBay?? :o
from Category Listings page:
http://listings.ebay.com.au/
<meta name="description" content="Buy Women, Mobile Accessories, Car Parts, Accessories, Movies, TV Shows, Women's Jewellery, Men, Girls items at low prices. Sign up with eBay.com.au to begin buying and selling Women items online."/>
<meta name="keywords" content="women, women online, mobile accessories, car parts, accessories, women, movies, tv shows, women's jewellery, men, girls, ebay, ebay.com.au, online shopping, online auction"/>
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That is truly... gobsmacking.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
300473405449 ?????????????????????
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You can buy women, men and girls now on eBay?? :o
from Category Listings page:
http://listings.ebay.com.au/
<meta name="description" content="Buy Women, Mobile Accessories, Car Parts, Accessories, Movies, TV Shows, Women's Jewellery, Men, Girls items at low prices. Sign up with eBay.com.au to begin buying and selling Women items online."/>
<meta name="keywords" content="women, women online, mobile accessories, car parts, accessories, women, movies, tv shows, women's jewellery, men, girls, ebay, ebay.com.au, online shopping, online auction"/>
Err. This is part of the search engine optimization (SEO). Ebay is trying to rank for the keywords here, including the word "women". It doesn't women, men and girls are for sale in ebay.
Anyway, trying to rank for those highlighted keywords is a real challenge. To rank in page 1 in Google search is real achievement. Sorry I know this maybe offensive but I am talking from the point of SEO which is what the online business is about. After all, search engine traffic is free traffic.
Considering ebay is "authority" site as far as Google is concerned, they may do well with those keywords and those maybe profitable "buyer keywords". There are software to tell you what is buyer keywords and what is not. Microsoft called that Online Commercial Intent (OCI).
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See THIS?
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Drums%20-Small%20Black/Drums%20-%20BIGGEST/IMG_0189.jpg)
Got it on eBay.
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.... including the Marshall combo?
I won't ask how much - but I will ask ...... How many purchases...?????
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Well over 100 on just Drum Gear alone.
The Marshall came from Musiciansfriend.com as did the Gits.
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Here is one for the "What the....?" category. lol
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rope-weaved-look-like-mans-willie-/290480742762?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item43a200616a (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/rope-weaved-look-like-mans-willie-/290480742762?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item43a200616a)
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This astute seller has obviously cornered a niche market.. LOL
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HHHMMM rope is like string LOL
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How bout this one! ;D
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Carved-female-figure-nut-cracker-unusual-bizarre-fun-/230533574666?pt=AU_Decorative_Arts_Homewares&hash=item35acdf300a (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Carved-female-figure-nut-cracker-unusual-bizarre-fun-/230533574666?pt=AU_Decorative_Arts_Homewares&hash=item35acdf300a)
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A female nut cracker .......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I prefer my females not to have nuts thankyou