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Title: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 27, 2010, 01:03:50 AM

Muffled laughter... eBay item number 300430671098
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300430671098&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com.au%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D300430671098%2B%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300430671098&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com.au%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D300430671098%2B%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1)

from the listing:

"ONE HOT DATE

The succesful bidder will have one night of either

there choice or a completely suprise date no rules

apply bid away and im yours for the night.

You make the rules

or

custom suprise package available

 

Postage will be charged at @ $200 dollars to all other states

 victoria is $100

free within 250km of sale"

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: *Brum6y* on May 27, 2010, 01:09:12 AM

By looking at the pic - SNAD!!!!

Item Condition:  New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details  

Definitely has signs of prior use, no disclosure about the obvious markings and there's a high probability of damaged goods!



But they only have to find 1 or 2 interested people for a sale.

Would love to see the feedback!!!

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: *r3830* on May 27, 2010, 08:39:21 AM

AHHHHHH bu***r! Ebay killed it!

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2010, 10:08:17 AM

What was it?

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 27, 2010, 10:33:44 AM

It was some scruffy looking guy, sitting in an untidy bedroom covered in tattoos selling a "hot date" offering himself.....*shudder*

He was clearly delusional LOL

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: White Witch on May 27, 2010, 10:35:26 AM

Was it Tello?  :roflmao:

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: *Yibida* on May 27, 2010, 11:13:08 AM

Waits for the fall out... tic tic tic tic ...LOL

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Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2010, 11:13:16 AM

That was totally uncalled for, and I'm making a REPORT.

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Post by: *Yibida* on May 27, 2010, 11:13:54 AM

Theeeere it is .....

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Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2010, 11:14:30 AM

Flocking witches...

 :bigcalibre:  (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/avatar_330.png)

C):-{= <" up the bum! "<<

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 27, 2010, 11:24:26 AM

Grins at Witchy!! Too funny.

Poor Tello... there there.  :comfort:
Unless you are a tattooed Bogan, with no shirt and a backwards facing ball cap perched on your head sitting in a disheveled bedroom it couldn't possibly be you !!!

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: tellomon on May 27, 2010, 11:28:11 AM

We know that. Convince the witch that in order to 'discred', she needs to HAVE 'cred'.

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Post by: Centuries on May 27, 2010, 02:59:25 PM

That fellow was a revolting bit of tello.


You are sweet and --- and---kind (?). :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise:





(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/Baby_crawling.gif)





 

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 10:16:10 AM

 :roflmao: Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!   :praise:

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 28, 2010, 10:28:33 AM

Quote from: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 10:16:10 AM

:roflmao: Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!   :praise:

Funny though !!!  

BTW Witchy, did you see they are opening the sunday markets once a month in high street again !! i think I am going to look into it they are doing a big drive to get people there on a regular basis and will be advertising it heavily. it will be more like the old "trash and treasure" markets with a mix of old and new.

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Post by: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 10:36:34 AM

Hi Lisa!  ;D

No, I didn't know, I don't drive into Penrith often. But hope it's on a sunday and will have to check it out. We used to go to the trash and treasure in Blacktown.

Do you do your shopping at the Lenox Centre? I go to the post office in there to drop my ebay parcels.

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 28, 2010, 10:52:40 AM

They will be on the last sunday of the month :) I try to avoid going down into Penrith if I can avoid it too lol, and yes Lennox  for shopping and is the PO I frequent, I am pretty sure I have walked past you before or stood in the post office near you because your Pic looked familiar, my first thought was "Iv'e seen that face before" LOL

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Post by: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 11:00:43 AM

 :lol: Wouldn't that be funny! Well, if you ever see me in there, if we happen to be there at the same time.... don't be shy! Just keep in mind I don't wear any make up to drop the parcels so I look uglier and daggier than in my old avatar!  :pmsl:

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Liisa-Sx on May 28, 2010, 11:20:51 AM

LOL If you see someone there with VERY long blonde hair and heels it is most likely me (never seen anyone there with hair as long as mine) I dont always wear makeup eaither BUT I almost NEVER wear flats LOL

I can just see me going up to women and saying "witchy?" and getting funny looks from strangers hahaha

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: *r3830* on May 28, 2010, 11:33:17 AM

Penrith! I can hit that place with a brick from here! I wonder if the council will address the stinking bin issue before these markets occur?

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Post by: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 12:11:18 PM

 :rofl: At least calling me witchy in public might be better than calling me poo!  :roflmao:

Mental note for witchy: look out for blonde chick with long hair and heels.

Mental note for Lisa: look out for daggy looking chick with flat boots, black tights and long jumper carrying a big white plastic bag with express satchels!  ;D

Where abouts are you loco?

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Post by: *r3830* on May 28, 2010, 12:27:20 PM

In sunny Cambridge Park witchy...... just up the road and you turn left then right ya know!

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Post by: *smee* on May 28, 2010, 12:30:20 PM

I used to go to a giant water slide come aquatic centre place which I think was in Penrith .... is it still there ?

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: *r3830* on May 28, 2010, 12:36:41 PM

There used to be one of those up the road in Mt Druitt smee. Was a good place - until particular young WONKS found out that it could be more entertaining to watch if you stuck a razor blade in chewing gum and floated that down the slides.

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Post by: White Witch on May 28, 2010, 12:45:26 PM

That's not far loco, I just looked it up in google!  ;D I'm in Emu Heights.

I've never been to a water slide, Smee. My parents told me about the razor blades over 30 years ago when I was a kid, in Spain, it was happening then all these years ago. So I never had a desire to try them!  :nonono:

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Post by: *Brum6y* on May 28, 2010, 08:48:35 PM

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape.  Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid.  When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found.  I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

Title: Re: Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!
Post by: Centuries on May 29, 2010, 12:34:31 AM

Quote from: *Brum6y* on May 28, 2010, 08:48:35 PM

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape.  Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid.  When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found.  I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

Good Heavens!! I never would have thought of that happening. I often watch for gum etc stuck on seats, but slivers of razor blades on escalator hand rails-- and on water slides--?! I hate to think what  the cretins are doing now for amusement. The mind boggles.