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Title: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 03:35:42 PM
Another Brand Name Junk Post from the makers of tellomon, Inc.!

--->snipe!<----
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *barny* on November 03, 2009, 03:41:55 PM
I have been outed..













As Yoda..

Yibster busted me.

 :wine:
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: Roo on November 03, 2009, 03:48:58 PM
That's ok Barny...at least it's a nice busting..lol..Yoda was smart and helpful.

Not like Ivy's on the trappers...that was almost embarrassing! :rofl:

Sorry....but that was REALLY funny!....I'm still giggling...lol

And then trying to make out someone here broke into her PB account?

Dumb is as dumb does, I say.... :)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 03:58:23 PM

Dumb is as dumb does, I say....

I'm coo-coo for you,Baby!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
good morning cinnamon buns hows things 
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: Roo on November 03, 2009, 04:08:29 PM
Morning Tello.... :-*
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: Roo on November 03, 2009, 04:08:29 PM
Morning Tello.... :-*

Top o' The Day to you, my Dear!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 04:13:58 PM
Quote from: smee on November 03, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
good morning cinnamon buns hows things 

FUAH!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: misha on November 03, 2009, 05:28:48 PM
Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!

Ummmm... how about: Bullshit is good for the garden.

Thats pretty reliable info.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Brum6y* on November 03, 2009, 05:43:10 PM
Good for the weeds as well as the flowers.... just needs to be properly tended for the flowers to flourish.



Hmmm.....  could explain why we have the noxious growth in places like the RT reunion thread...
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: cueperkins on November 03, 2009, 06:13:48 PM
Another :spam: thread....????  *yawn*

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *wheels* on November 03, 2009, 06:40:19 PM
Reliable Information?

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/life-instructions.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: wyzeguy60 on November 03, 2009, 08:26:56 PM
did someone say reliable ????

(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww76/juddy01/fail-owned-reliable-trucking-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 03, 2009, 09:37:22 PM
Quote from: *Cupie* on November 03, 2009, 06:13:48 PM
Another :spam: thread....????  *yawn*

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:::spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

And YOU posted to it. Now who's the big dummy?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 09:42:19 PM
dont let her get to you my sweet Baklava
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *CountessA* on November 03, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
I'm sorry, but I feel compelled to tell you that you're all a bunch of pikelets. With cream.

And not only that, but you're also a load of crême brulées.
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Post by: *smee* on November 03, 2009, 11:36:47 PM
Quote from: countessa on November 03, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
I'm sorry, but I feel compelled to tell you that you're all a bunch of pikelets. With cream.

And not only that, but you're also a load of crême brulées.


I trust these are things that you Love Countessa ?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 03, 2009, 11:51:51 PM
Did anyone mention Pluto Pups? If not why not?
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Post by: misha on November 03, 2009, 11:54:26 PM
Ummm ... 'Pluto pups' don't bark or bite back when you sink your teeth into them.

And... Eggs don't bounce.

All reliable information. ;)
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Post by: *Ubbie Max* on November 03, 2009, 11:57:50 PM
Spot on Misha. Pluto Pups are the nectar of the Gods & don't mind being eaten. In fact Pups expect to be eaten, they realise that, that is their station in life.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: misha on November 03, 2009, 11:58:36 PM
Quote from: wyzeguy60 on November 03, 2009, 08:26:56 PM
did someone say reliable ????

(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww76/juddy01/fail-owned-reliable-trucking-fail.jpg)

I hope the coins I bought of you are not in that truck Dave.

Oh... Aus.Post can be butchers when carrying fragile items from the East to the West Coast.
That IS reliable info. too.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: misha on November 04, 2009, 12:03:00 AM
The problem with them is you need to boil them in oil to cook.
Thats damn messy and costs $5,000 to install a grease trap in a commercial kitchen.
You have to cook a lot of the damn things to get a return in 12months.
Alternative is to banish the fry vats and cook the slow healthy way.
So it goes. No Pluto Pups. :(
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Brum6y* on November 04, 2009, 01:32:52 AM
pikelets - with cream...

crême brulées...

Actually, I feel like a Devonshire Tea... :)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 01:35:48 AM
just had one here Brumby ... well sort of

2 x buttermilk scones smothered with St Dalfour Wild blueberry jam and fresh thickened cream and a mug of moccona coffee .... not a true devenshire tea , but not a bad substitute for this batchelor boy
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *barny* on November 04, 2009, 10:35:58 AM
Quote from: smee on November 04, 2009, 01:35:48 AM
just had one here Brumby ... well sort of

2 x buttermilk scones smothered with St Dalfour Wild blueberry jam and fresh thickened cream and a mug of moccona coffee .... not a true devenshire tea , but not a bad substitute for this batchelor boy

Ah Ha,

A batchelor would not prepare that, but would eat it with gusto..

Fess up Smee, who was your lady friend visitor ???

 :wine:
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
good morning Barny , If I had a lady visitor at that time of night she wouldnt have been making scones  and the cream may have been used for a much more adventurous purpose trust me



Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Brum6y* on November 04, 2009, 01:07:46 PM
Smee, if invited, I would accept your offering and enjoy it but, given the choice, the coffee would have to go in favour of a nice, traditional black tea.

I could work with English Breakfast, Irish Breakfast or Prince of Wales.


(That wasn't a hint ... really!)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 01:11:35 PM
I will have a look in the pantry Brumby and see what I can find , but I am not a big tea drinker in fact I have had a few cups in the last couple of months , but prior to that not a drop of tea had passed these lips for approx 30 years
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 01:14:05 PM
nope sorry , all I have in the Tea category is a few lipton tea bags ... it does say on the tag though that its Quality black tea and A Natural Theanine Source ?

So next time I am looking for some Theanine I will know where to go
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Brum6y* on November 04, 2009, 03:04:47 PM
That's ok Smee.

Convenience has trained me into believing Nescafe blend 43 is palatable... but if I'm ever over your way, I'll grab some fresh ones along the way.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *wheels* on November 04, 2009, 04:29:28 PM
Reliable Information - Always listen to your mother's warnings!

(http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr342/wheels2spin/Mumswarnings.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: Roo on November 04, 2009, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: Brumby on November 04, 2009, 01:07:46 PM
Smee, if invited, I would accept your offering and enjoy it but, given the choice, the coffee would have to go in favour of a nice, traditional black tea.

I could work with English Breakfast, Irish Breakfast or Prince of Wales.
(That wasn't a hint ... really!)

I once dated a guy with a Prince Albert. ;D
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:16:14 PM
Yer grossing me out!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: Roo on November 04, 2009, 11:31:25 PM
Quote from: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:16:14 PM
Yer grossing me out!

He grossed me out too....that's why I don't date him anymore...lol
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 04, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
Prince Albert. = explanation please ??
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 11:32:41 PM
Quote from: Roo on November 04, 2009, 11:31:25 PM
Quote from: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:16:14 PM
Yer grossing me out!

He grossed me out too....that's why I don't date him anymore...lol

I can see that may have had its draw backs or not
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 04, 2009, 11:38:53 PM
I have a plastic bag in my kitchen with holes in it.  Do you think I need to throw it out?

It still holds water, but it spurts out the sides.   ;D
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:42:12 PM
Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 04, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
Prince Albert. = explanation please ??

The Prince Albert piercing (PA) is one of the more common male genital piercings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 11:43:34 PM
Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 04, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
Prince Albert. = explanation please ??

her ya go Yibs .... shut your eyes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 04, 2009, 11:46:26 PM
Quote from: smee on November 04, 2009, 11:43:34 PM
Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 04, 2009, 11:32:07 PM
Prince Albert. = explanation please ??

her ya go Yibs .... shut your eyes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing


Why didn't you guy's just say a knob earring !...LOL  here I am imagining all sorts of weird stuff.... [ that is gross THO ]
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 04, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
You can't call it an earring Yib, there is no ear there
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 04, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on November 04, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
You can't call it an earring Yib, there is no ear there

Looks like my bosses face and he's got ears....LOL
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 04, 2009, 11:51:00 PM
Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 04, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on November 04, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
You can't call it an earring Yib, there is no ear there

Looks like my bosses face and he's got ears....LOL

maybe he is just a bit cockeyed Yibs ?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:51:55 PM
Why didn't you guy's just say a knob earring !

Cuz my vocabulary isn't as crude and course as yours.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 04, 2009, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: smee on November 04, 2009, 11:51:00 PM
Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 04, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on November 04, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
You can't call it an earring Yib, there is no ear there

Looks like my bosses face and he's got ears....LOL

maybe he is just a bit cockeyed Yibs ?

No smee it really looks like my boss with a nose ring.....
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 04, 2009, 11:53:12 PM
Quote from: tellomon on November 04, 2009, 11:51:55 PM
Why didn't you guy's just say a knob earring !

Cuz my vocabulary isn't as crude and course as yours.

Oh mister prim and proper now you have a skirt admiring ya ....
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:02:05 AM
Yeah, well I'll have you know that the "skirt" is packed full of Goodness! And you can't see it!  :neener:
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 05, 2009, 12:06:20 AM
I see....so you won't be spending as much time with ya mates now?....you gunna amend your wicked ways?... be a pillar of society and hang up the drums?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:08:46 AM
Skirt vs. Drums.

That's a tuffie!


Mates vs. wicked ways.

That's a no brainer.
Mates!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *Yibida* on November 05, 2009, 12:10:25 AM
I'll let ya sleep on that one..talking of sleep.. catch ya later........
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 05, 2009, 12:10:56 AM
Night Yibster!!!   :-* :-*
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:12:22 AM
Pillow pounder!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 05, 2009, 12:14:12 AM
:duckling:
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Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:12:22 AM
Pillow pounder!

thank goodness he isnt a pillow biter

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

goodnight little green man
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:21:17 AM
Or a bed-wetting drooler.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:22:21 AM
Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:21:17 AM
Or a bed-wetting drooler.

you are just making assumptions now !
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:25:21 AM
I have emails....
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
confirmation or denial ?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
Guesswork, shrouded in mystery.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
Guesswork, shrouded in mystery.

like paypals protection policy you mean ?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:36:59 AM
Let me rephrase my bad remark:

MAYBE he's a drooling bed-wetter, but at his age, anything is possible.

I drool.

I'm the same age as he.
And that's the end of it, k?
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Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:40:02 AM
K
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:43:15 AM
k.
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:45:31 AM
K    K    K   

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u182/cadaques_2007/MattCadaques/Springhoilday2007-LjubjanaVenice-72.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:48:19 AM
Yibs after a bad night ......

(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn240/OCSWS-Events/Comic-Con%202008/Comic-Con2008135.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:50:07 AM
http://www.ok-corral.com/ (http://www.ok-corral.com/)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 05, 2009, 12:50:24 AM
Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:36:59 AM
Let me rephrase my bad remark:

MAYBE he's a drooling bed-wetter, but at his age, anything is possible.

I drool.

I'm the same age as he.
And that's the end of it, k?

Do you wet the bed too?
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:51:57 AM
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
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Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 12:52:40 AM
stop calling me Corral !!!!
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 12:54:13 AM
Shirley you jest.
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Post by: *Brum6y* on November 05, 2009, 01:06:08 AM
(I ain't gonna say it...!)
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Post by: tellomon on November 05, 2009, 01:12:20 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/Flatline.jpg)
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Post by: *smee* on November 05, 2009, 01:14:50 AM
have you flatlined ? Tello
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 05, 2009, 01:21:51 AM
(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss152/fluffy_duckee/thumb_740446y5xfq27vmj.jpg)
Title: Re: Reliable Information ~~ Get back to me here when you have some...!
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on November 05, 2009, 01:32:58 AM
(http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss152/fluffy_duckee/5Aug-Goodnight.jpg)