Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639815 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9450 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:18:00 AM »

Don'tcha HATE IT
when Australia's #1 Opera Diva Super Star Loves me but won't talk about it?
She won't even gimme any shite about my harrassing her.
Tuff Chick!!!

I'm ok with it cuz it's what it is and
reality can get more weird if
the OZRT Zombies would show up
and suck my Agenda.

It's not lonely at the top.
It's felafeling QUIET and I like it that way,
but can I get a confirmational noise?

Yes?

No????

felafel Admin.
I want Ingrid!!!

Asking too much?

tellomon · « **Reply #9451 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:22:29 AM »

I need to die--why won't she kill me?

(cuz shock value is 2000 late.)

tellomon · « **Reply #9452 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:23:52 AM »

felafel!
I'm late again.

tellomon · « **Reply #9453 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:26:13 AM »

Two Nevada Admin Nazi Whores walk into an OZ Lesbo Biker Bar.

tellomon · « **Reply #9454 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:31:35 AM »

And this concludes this.

I gotta shovel 27,000 feet of fresh powder off the deck.
Later and THX!

tellomon · « **Reply #9455 on:** January 30, 2021, 03:56:49 PM »

OMG WE ARE DOOMED!

Debbie Olsen liked Dee Levey's post:

"🐾It's that time of year!🐾 We're getting into the time of year when coyotes will be mating for the next 5-6 weeks.. During this time of year they become extremely aggressive and will also kill anything and everything they can.

They are also hunting, so be very responsible and alert when it comes to your domestic pets. Many of the coyotes in Big Bear are large, and quite beautiful, they are "CoyDogs",they have bred with domestic dogs and are fearless of humans.

Pay attention folks! We live in the forest, we have wildlife, and they do what they must to survive,this is,after all, their home. PLEASE be responsible pet owners DO NOT leave your dogs or cats unattended outside,
DO NOT walk your dog Before Sunrise or After Sunset,
DO NOT walk your dog off of a lease, make sure they are on a leash at all times.

AND DON'T think for one minute if you're holding your small dog in your arms they are safe.

Coyotes will walk right up to you fearlessly and snatch your pet out of your arms "

tellomon · « **Reply #9456 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:06:21 PM »

" Save yourself! Just give them the felafeling dog and RUN!"

tellomon · « **Reply #9457 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:12:14 PM »

Now I know there are some people, at least one,
who will say "That is mean".

Sure, it checks out thru my Office.

Murder by Coyote is sexy, too.

Don't make difficult decisions.

tellomon · « **Reply #9458 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:24:12 PM »

How about do something stupid like
assessing your priorities in a pinch?

A replaceable dog (Shelters are giving them away!)

Your nutsack.

Dog?
Sack?

Your call.

You won't be a dick after ya lose it.
But you will relinquish your Man Card.

tellomon · « **Reply #9459 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:35:36 PM »

ICE Orders Agents To Stop Using ‘Illegal Alien’

“With President Biden in control, ICE has moved to police its agents’ words, telling them the terms “alien” and “illegal alien” may no longer be used in any documents,” according to an exclusive report by The Washington Times.

“Instead, agents have been ordered to use “undocumented” — as in “undocumented noncitizen” or “undocumented individual.”

“David Shaw, acting assistant director of domestic operations at Homeland Security Investigations, said in a memo that the changes were ‘an effort to align with current guidance and to ensure consistency in reporting.’ His order applies to all official documents, memos and even emails.

““Migrant” and “refugee” are still allowed, as is “seasonal worker” and “detainee.” But agents were told not to refer to the crime of sneaking illegal immigrants into the country as “alien smuggling.” The new approved term is “human smuggling.”

“And the word “asylee” is gone, in favor of “asylum seeker.””

For more on the important story, please go to The Washington Times.

https://dcwatchdog.com/ice-orders-agents-to-stop-using-illegal-alien/

"What about me? Can I get some love, too? I wanna be called
"Mr. Suspect".

tellomon · « **Reply #9460 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:42:52 PM »

Successful Night Coyote Hunting 101

https://guncarrier.com/successful-night-coyote-hunting-101/?utm_source=GCNL&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=012921

tellomon · « **Reply #9461 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:46:40 PM »

Let's review.

Orwellian prophecies alive and well in 2021

Dog eats your dog.

Seems legit.

tellomon · « **Reply #9462 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:49:07 PM »

Coming up next:

Dr. Phil discusses
The Joys of Incest.

tellomon · « **Reply #9463 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:51:35 PM »

America does not need Oz pity.
It only distracts from our self inflicting wounds.

*smee* · « **Reply #9464 on:** January 30, 2021, 04:56:36 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 30, 2021, 04:49:07 PM

Coming up next:

Dr. Phil discusses
The Joys of Incest.

Incest ....a new board game put out by Hasbro ....great during isolation

A game the whole family can play

tellomon · « **Reply #9465 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:05:09 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
11h ·
Shared with Public
Jeez!
This fresh snow is so felafeled up,
the shovels are buried. And forget about finding yer car!

André L. Paré
Take more pix so we get the jist of the immensity of your winter dilemma, otherwise it’s all wind in sail’s
And everyone loves smiling babies!!

Ron Tello Culley
Just pick a photo, any photo of winter conditions and tag it as my house. Ya seen one icicle ya seen em all. Just think, in 4 months this will all be a memory, with and without pix. It's winter. Deal widdit! Cheers Mate!

Ron Tello Culley
Mammoth got 8 feet of powder. We got 4. No call for alarm.

Ron Tello Culley
Besides, snow is an natural thermal insulator. My RV is now an Igloo. 4000 years of Eskimos can't all be wrong!

tellomon · « **Reply #9466 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:14:59 PM »

Geez, for once
smee got it RIGHT!

Shites good to go for the whole fam damily!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9467 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:20:01 PM »

What are your thots on Eskimos?

They got some FINE young ladies
but they always smell of fish and blubber.
It dint come from Macy's.

I'm also attracted to Aboriginal Babes.
Their makeup aint Maybelline.
It's blood and stuff.
I like colors

tellomon · « **Reply #9468 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:27:19 PM »

Are there Aboriginal dating sites?

Aboriginal dating sites are not exactly numerous in number on the internet, but now that you have found our site that really won't matter any more. We have single men and women from the large Aboriginal concentrations that are in the big cities like Melbourne and Perth, but also in more remote areas as well. We like to call it The Outback, and it's not Chain Restaurant.
Aboriginal Dating Site | Meet Aboriginal Singles

www.aboriginaldatingsite.com.au/

Now I gotta make Travel Arrangements!

tellomon · « **Reply #9469 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:41:11 PM »

Oh, I'm NOT going to Oz.
Not while they got Drop Bears in my shorts.
And why don't they put a saddle on their spiders?
<<<<<----See Image!

I'm Importing.
If she's got any money (Shells, worms, trinkets, Roo Jerky) I'll have her buy us
and RV upgrade.

Yeah...talkin' about me and my Aboriginal Babe!
In the Trailer Park Behind The Gate on The Mountain!!!

It's good for a boy to dream.

tellomon · « **Reply #9470 on:** January 30, 2021, 05:52:46 PM »

Yeah, I can see it now:

The Tribal Grand Poo-Bah administers the activities.

He says "Dowry. No free pussy here".

Who am I to argue with the Head Cannibal?

I'll pay.
How many shells he want?

tellomon · « **Reply #9471 on:** January 30, 2021, 06:06:39 PM »

Yes, comedy IS insensitive to Culture differences
and embraces the possibilities.

A new world filled with Tell-Oz Babies!

And we shall reside in The Kingdom of TOZ.

Prolly that rental down the street from here.
It has a Garage.

And the Bus Stop!

tellomon · « **Reply #9472 on:** January 30, 2021, 07:18:43 PM »

LOL! There's a fb page called Rim Employment.

Not gonna c n p it.

Here's the gist:

Homeowners posting asking for snow removal experts.

Experts advertising they do that.

Like passing ships in the night, do they ever connect?

tellomon · « **Reply #9473 on:** January 30, 2021, 07:45:33 PM »

Then there is another fb Mtn. page and peeps are whinging on Weather Reports saying BLAM! and all we got was poot*

They are complaining that they got 4, not 6 feet of snow.

This is an aside from the chatter about tourists trashing the joint.

Whingers.
I don't know them.
Good thing. I don't wanna hear it no how....

*snipe 191*

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9474 on:** January 30, 2021, 07:53:28 PM »

Yes, yes, everyone is saying they want me...

It happens.

tellomon · « **Reply #9475 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:01:19 PM »

ALERT THE MEDIA!
TESSA SPEAKS !

What did she say?

tellomon · « **Reply #9476 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:02:54 PM »

ooohh... I'm getting chub on this one...

tellomon · « **Reply #9477 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:05:00 PM »

Yeah we want you!

Front and center.

Perform!

tellomon · « **Reply #9478 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:08:01 PM »

ADMIN in the House.

Stow away all incriminating paraphenalia
and scub the little bits.

This is Special.

But for how long?

Tessa is prolly a Hack Account by now, who can we trust?

Not me, I'm full of snow.

tellomon · « **Reply #9479 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:14:14 PM »

Suss: Tessa dint use big words to exert her academic superiority.

Suss Post.

What? This is MY domain, I get to talk.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9480 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:19:30 PM »

Come on Tessa, how about a Pink Slap
for old times sake?

tellomon · « **Reply #9481 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:22:29 PM »

Two Admins walk into the Pink Slap Bar....

tellomon · « **Reply #9482 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:24:43 PM »

RADIO SILENCE

tellomon · « **Reply #9483 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:26:03 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #9484 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:26:05 PM »

Did you say two slappers walk into the Admin bar?

tellomon · « **Reply #9485 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:29:50 PM »

I said I want Tessa to treat me with the equal disrespect as everyone else gets.

But they're all dead, so it's me, and maybe you..... so, yeah...

I AM asking for "it"!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9486 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:32:46 PM »

All right; that's quite enough from you, you rambunctuous persimmon of pelucid piffle.

Into the wagon! Hands out, cuffs on, and mind your head as you enter the vehicle. We'll be holding you on charges of resisting pavlova.

tellomon · « **Reply #9487 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:40:51 PM »

I'm euphoric.

This Magic Moment.....

tellomon · « **Reply #9488 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:46:23 PM »

There's nothing sexier than a
Woman with a gun bigger than mine!

tellomon · « **Reply #9489 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:48:14 PM »

And in other news
there izzint any.

tellomon · « **Reply #9490 on:** January 30, 2021, 08:58:32 PM »

Tessa and smee walk into Tello's Bar....

It was OPEN due to Covid 19.2

tellomon · « **Reply #9491 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:03:50 PM »

smee and Tello walk into Tessa's Bar.
Never to be seen again all weekend.

THAT grrl knows how to party!

tellomon · « **Reply #9492 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:10:35 PM »

What does the name Pavlova mean?

Meaning of pavlova in English. pavlova. noun [ C or U ] uk ? /pæv?l??.v?/ us ? /p??v?lo?.v?/. › a sweet cold dish consisting of a meringue (= the transparent part of an egg cooked slowly with sugar) with a layer of fruit and cream on top.
pavlova Definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/pavlova

tellomon · « **Reply #9493 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:19:58 PM »

I'm not running out of material.

I'm losing hope.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9494 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:19:59 PM »

My gun is made of licorice.

*smee* · « **Reply #9495 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:25:27 PM »

Quote from: *CountessA* on January 30, 2021, 09:19:59 PM

My gun is made of licorice.

Now youre using allsorts of excuses

tellomon · « **Reply #9496 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:29:42 PM »

Tessa storms out of the smee Bar.
Charters her personal Opera Jet To Big Bear and hooks up with Tello
for professional reasons.

smee is all like "Is it something I posted?"

And Tessa is all like "Show me how you handle firewood".
Tello sez:
"Sorry Darlin', I burn Propane."

Tessa Opera Jets back to smee's Bar and says
"I will Never make that mistake again.. F*n Mountain Man without firewood,,,,Pfffttt."

tellomon · « **Reply #9497 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:37:31 PM »

Tessa, it's not like that!
I have a Rocket Stove now. I will install it in me crib in 2022 after this snow melts.
I'm dealing with firewood merchants for their chips and I got some.

So don't be dissin' my mission, ok?

tellomon · « **Reply #9498 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:41:28 PM »

Not only can I show you how I handle firewood
I can demonstrate the proper pliers to use for extracting unruly splinters!

I hope you like the aroma of Pine,
and the site of blood!

tellomon · « **Reply #9499 on:** January 30, 2021, 09:58:01 PM »

btw, can ya hook me up with an Aboriginal Sweetie?

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639815 times)