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Title: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: tellomon on January 17, 2010, 03:37:32 PM

SWM, 50-ish, loaded with limited resources, seeks doom-loving SW Furniture under 30, Tags & Registration + Health Certif for short-term goodtime relationship.

Blondes in Turtleneck Sweaters preferred.

Share MRE's, hard rations and batteries.
Farm in the ashes.
Frequent supplies raids in outlying regions required.
Weapons and explosives training a plus.

Must have reliable armored transport vehicle.

No reasonable offer refused.

I Haggle!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/Tello_Spain.jpg)
Contact: Ron_Tello@thefinalblowout.com

No Phone Calls, Please.....


C):-{= <" soylent green izzint funny anymore... "<<

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: That Varieties Gal on January 17, 2010, 05:04:50 PM

Love it  :goodluck:
great ad
good luck man
might do better advertising in a defence newsletter?
or post up on the 'wanted board' down at the army surplus store?
XX

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: tellomon on January 17, 2010, 07:26:29 PM

My Target Audience is Militia Trade Rags...lol.

Did ya "Pick Up" on the Soylent Green/Furniture riff?

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: That Varieties Gal on January 17, 2010, 07:40:16 PM

do now
was a brain teaser 'cause I know nussing about soyabean green

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: tellomon on January 17, 2010, 10:03:08 PM

U R A wonk!

Nuthin' personal online....

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: *CountessA* on January 17, 2010, 10:07:03 PM

Were you planning on listing this on eBay?

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: tellomon on January 17, 2010, 10:26:55 PM

I'm not, nor ever have been, a Seller.

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: That Varieties Gal on January 17, 2010, 10:38:41 PM

But you're not selling
you are sort of .... buying
well, at least,
go for 'try'
before you buy

Title: Re: End of The World Dating Service
Post by: Roo on January 17, 2010, 10:47:50 PM

Pfft!  Male menopause...... :rolleyes: