Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639199 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #11100 on:** March 12, 2021, 09:56:26 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11101 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:14:07 PM »

Attention TV Producers!

I got an idea for a new kind of Cop Show.

Recovering Mental Patients are
recruited by NYPD to round up the
Street Crazies as a Public Health and Safety Service.

It's working title is

"Law and Order: Special Needs Unit"

tellomon · « **Reply #11102 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:23:23 PM »

"The sex was consensual,
but I didn't agree to pick up the Dinner Tab".

tellomon · « **Reply #11103 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:30:10 PM »

Don't F with the money!

tellomon · « **Reply #11104 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:38:00 PM »

How about a new Game Show:

"Bowling for Idiots"

Everybody is a contestant.

tellomon · « **Reply #11105 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:45:38 PM »

High Tech Religious Zealtotry

Q: "Does God talk to you?"

A: "No. His clerical staff eMails me newsletters. I subscribe".

*smee* · « **Reply #11106 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:54:35 PM »

Dancing with the retards

tellomon · « **Reply #11107 on:** March 12, 2021, 10:56:48 PM »

Dragoon Coloring Book

tellomon · « **Reply #11108 on:** March 12, 2021, 11:01:28 PM »

Dances with smee.

An unemployed Aussie Postal Worker sets out to find adventure
in the Outback and joins a Dingos Dance Troupe.

A Peter Jackson Film

tellomon · « **Reply #11109 on:** March 12, 2021, 11:18:39 PM »

MORGUE:
The Musical Silent Movie

tellomon · « **Reply #11110 on:** March 12, 2021, 11:36:40 PM »

Children's Horror Show:

FRANKENSMURF

tellomon · « **Reply #11111 on:** March 12, 2021, 11:43:58 PM »

Cloud this.

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tellomon · « **Reply #11112 on:** March 12, 2021, 11:47:54 PM »

Random.

tellomon · « **Reply #11113 on:** March 13, 2021, 02:33:28 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11114 on:** March 13, 2021, 06:57:59 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11115 on:** March 13, 2021, 06:58:47 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11116 on:** March 13, 2021, 07:47:04 AM »

Gather around children..
All-Nighter is over now & the time is for lunch
and other NoonTime activities in So. Cal.

Here at my location,
snow is the steady diet of discussion
until June 2022. That long....

REPORT: By the Grace of Cathy, (my Neighbour and Client)
and by prior appointment,
I got a round-trip ride to MarketVille USA this morning.

All went exceptionally well.
We dodged the flurries in Sugarloaf, entered clear skies downtown
and made a smooth transition from shop to shop
and a return touchdown in The Tello Zone
where the flurries multiplied and laid in wait.

The downside is cooler space for my cargo.
So everything stays parked outside
and poked into snow-drifts
until further notice.

My money is gone again, but I got

SUSHI!
Posting Beer!
Sipping Tequila!
Heating Propane!
Unloading Frostbite....

No worries, it's only a flesh-burn on ice.

If I wimp-out now, my Mountain-Man Legacy is deleted.

I suffer for image,
not for health.

[Image for illustrative purposes only. Your damage may vary]

(Let's hope this poor sot is not a musician, unless he plays Kazoo.)

tellomon · « **Reply #11117 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:06:17 AM »

This is what happens when children
of all ages play outdoors after sundown in Winter.
They were warned.
They went Rogue.
They were sent away.

And their so-called "Winter Gear" was donated to sensible charities.

*smee* · « **Reply #11118 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:12:35 AM »

Sushi! You bought sushi?

Shame shame shame

tellomon · « **Reply #11119 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:18:49 AM »

What's up widdat, Griefer?

This is what's remaining of the Original Version of America.

Just cuz we Nuked Japan duzzint mean Sushi is extinct.

Besides, I bought it with my EBT Card (Formerly known as "Food Stamps")

What's your "Issue" Brother Amigo? Searching for original material?
Keep looking.
And POST IT!

Ratings are UP!

Standards are unaccountable at the moment.

Cover me!

tellomon · « **Reply #11120 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:24:18 AM »

Sushi is so pretty,
I'd rather admire it than eat it
until it gets "ripe".
That's when I know I lost my investment.

tellomon · « **Reply #11121 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:28:23 AM »

Lord knows I can't make my own Sushi.

I don't raise Rice or own a Whaling Ship.

(This is a spot to review the Dolphin riff....)

tellomon · « **Reply #11122 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:33:02 AM »

No Money, no Sense.

All sense, no money.

Some money, what a rip off!
It makes no sense.

You know I'm ok widdit.

I worry about You
and wonder why.

My mind musta drifted off-shore.

tellomon · « **Reply #11123 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:36:50 AM »

Island of Lost Souls (1932)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024188/

Sayer of The Law: "What is the Law?"

Respondents: "Not beat meat."

And then there was a Jungle Barn Dance, insurrection
and then an escape by our Heroes.

tellomon · « **Reply #11124 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:52:19 AM »

On film, The House of Pain is a serious place not to be.

In American reality, it's a metaphor for Public School.

Or the Job Market.

tellomon · « **Reply #11125 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:56:22 AM »

Oh! By The Way... did I mention that my Investments in GOODNESS are not paying off?

tellomon · « **Reply #11126 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:58:15 AM »

I'm really sure I mentioned that everyone is suspect
and that's when the Post-Fun begins....

tellomon · « **Reply #11127 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:01:25 AM »

Don't get me wrong, again, but: Until I get my Scooter running again....
I am not guaranteed to be the next American Crime-Fighting Hero.

That's a LOT of pressure.

tellomon · « **Reply #11128 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:09:40 AM »

12:06 PM
You sent Today at 12:06 PM
What r u doin? Come shovel off my back deck $45?
1:34 PM

Louie sent Today at 1:34 PM
I'm busy right now but I got you around 5 if that works? It's snowing so let it accumulate👍 I got you
You sent Today at 2:07 PM
Right on! Need to save the deck and show Sherry I care about it! I can't do that backbone anymore cuzza my back, and I'm lazy by design lately. Friend Power is what's gonna get things done now! Say?

You sent Today at 2:20 PM
Break a $20? Come over, have a beer on me. I have shovels! LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #11129 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:14:39 AM »

Robin Webb-Elliott asked a question .
Does anyone know where to find when the plows coming on my street?

Darlene Gookin
They come right as you finish shoveling the driveway & leave a big berm!

Libby McMillen
Darlene Gookin This is a woman who knows.

Libby McMillen
Snowstorms are not organized events. Just settle in and accept the wondrous power of nature. Your road will be plowed when they get there. Call in sick today. FELAFELEN CHILL!

Ron Tello Culley
What Libby said!

tellomon · « **Reply #11130 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:29:54 AM »

What is The Truth?

Find the Haystack and the Needle will guide you.

Prick Play.
Or, the only solid steel in the 'Hood that won't go soft.

It's not about what you find.
It's about who you crushed, smashed and insulted along your Investigative Way!

tellomon · « **Reply #11131 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:40:23 AM »

At Present, the "Upside" is....

A) I don't care much

B) Nobody cares

C) The Feds are looking-in via your electronics and the SNOOP Tech they are using now....

D)erp!

tellomon · « **Reply #11132 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:43:54 AM »

smee won't be here soon cuz he's shopping for a face.
I did not encourage him, much....

tellomon · « **Reply #11133 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:46:46 AM »

SUSHI

Get over it.
Ya Aboriginal Pussy Smuggler! I need a refund on
# 11112205567889.
She is SNAD!

Smoked all my weed.
Never made a sammich.
Dick-Ratted me for my intelligent ammo stash.
Duzzint like commercial TV.
Says the Microwave Oven is the Devil's work.

Thinks "Head" is the left end of a fish.

"I want my money back!"

tellomon · « **Reply #11134 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:12:37 AM »

Transcending the spectacle of impropriety, I declare that everything is null and void,
and I CHALLENGE you to defy my Wisdom
or supplant it.

I'll wait.

tellomon · « **Reply #11135 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:18:09 AM »

In the Alternative: I don't care and I fail to
proove it.

tellomon · « **Reply #11136 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:27:26 AM »

Check this out:

We got 12 feet of Fresh Powder today, right NOW!
And none of it will make a Snowman or any other snow sculpture.

Pussy Powder Snow, right here!

I can distill it and make Faux Christmas in a vile!

*smee* · « **Reply #11137 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:32:51 AM »

Put two shovels out and tell Louie to take his pick ...that will confuse him

tellomon · « **Reply #11138 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:33:19 AM »

You keep Louie OUT of your vocabulary! He duzzint know Strine.

SHADOWS IN THE CHROME

A super-natural investigation into the antics of Hot Rodding.

tellomon · « **Reply #11139 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:37:44 AM »

Oh, BTW, hey smee!

Snow what?

Snoke you!

..^.*

tellomon · « **Reply #11140 on:** March 13, 2021, 10:55:22 AM »

Tiffeney Moody asked a question .
What’s the current conditions in twin peaks

Crystal Sween D'Amico
Lightly snowing on and off. Not sticking. It's just pretty.

Robert Lawrence
Beautiful as ever.

Ron Tello Culley
Cold is not wet

Ron Tello Culley
but wet is cold.

Ron Tello Culley
Crisis mongers need not apply....

tellomon · « **Reply #11141 on:** March 13, 2021, 11:00:32 AM »

Tune in.
Turn on.
Drop out.

Feel the History!

(Heal your TV)

tellomon · « **Reply #11142 on:** March 13, 2021, 11:09:33 AM »

OH! Boo-woo!

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tellomon · « **Reply #11143 on:** March 13, 2021, 11:14:00 AM »

Something to think about:
Listen to your gut.
Hear your money!

tellomon · « **Reply #11144 on:** March 13, 2021, 11:20:03 AM »

Until the Facts
supercede the Hacks,
this joint is on LOCKDOWN
until the "Heathers" confess.

tellomon · « **Reply #11145 on:** March 13, 2021, 11:21:31 AM »

I roam freely.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #11146 on:** March 13, 2021, 05:48:28 PM »

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder here, you come back to check out this thread and realise .... you were right - but are mightily impressed with the consistency of weird delivered over an extended period of time.

If that's what living on the other side of the Pacific does to you, I'm stayin' put!

tellomon · « **Reply #11147 on:** March 13, 2021, 06:57:54 PM »

It can happen anywhere.
It's about environment vs perspective.

"What are you looking at?", "What is watching you?"

Bonus question: "Who cares?"

tellomon · « **Reply #11148 on:** March 13, 2021, 07:14:30 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #11149 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:15:54 PM »

Are you munching on Louie jerky .....or is his name now Doug ( shovel stuck in head ...doug 😂)
Remove the shovel (Dougless)

Just calling a spade a spade

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639199 times)