Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3185776 times)

tellomon · « **on:** May 25, 2009, 03:49:41 PM »

This is where I'm stepping off into uncharted territory.

I was invited to be here (THX!), and I'm obligated to participate, thank you very much.

This kid has "stuff", and it need not be warehoused any longer.

Just for openers, please refer to my website....then I'll navigate thru many long nights as I conjure up my forthcoming materials and other assorted forum-friendly goods and services.

(CLICK THE WEBSITE ICON OVER <<<<-----THERE-------<)

Coming soon: "Evidence that I am the Wrongful Defendant".

THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE THREAD. FAIR WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED. ART IS NOT PRETTY ALL THE TIME....

Tee-Hee: Here's some dirt now.......
http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=308

Salute!

(Birth. Drums. Death. Who am I kidding?)

tellomon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:43:43 PM »

Please join me in LOVING this eBay seller's TOS.

NOTE: Yes, I bought it today!

Item number: 260379596975

Notes: This piece of garbage won a Golden Globe, which indicates the irrelevance of that award. If you like the kind of crap that Will Farrell usually does, then this is the movie for you. It is so crude, crass, tasteless and offensive that I kept expecting him to show up in it somewhere. The sexual 'humor' is bad enough without the anti-semitic references which I found particularly offensive. All around, this one has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, yet Terapeak says the average selling price on eBay for this thing is $10.63. Case and exterior art in good shape, DVD plays faultlessly. I buy DVDs new and used, many of them from a local movie rental outlet. I personally watch each movie before I decide to keep it or offer it on eBay. I watch at least two DVDs per day.

My shipping rates are VERY fair. Please do not email me demanding free items or extra discounts in exchange for a positive feedback after you have won my auction; I will not be coerced. Some of my DVDs disappeared from your view due to my audacity in regard to revealing the monies paid by vendors for the dubious privilege of presenting our products in this venue; I am not allowed to be so specific if I wish to continue with the host whose name you see above in the colorful letters, so more convoluted language becomes necessary. Suffice it to say that on things that you can purchase immediately, I lose two dimes on each piece of paper with George Washingtonâ€™s picture on it in the course of absorbing the four different tolls levied in combination by the host and the payment processor. I would hate for you to think that I actually make a living at this.

I am an ethical seller; I leave immediate feedback when payment is received unless I have to file PNR with eBay. I will not leave feedback for a bidder if I have to get eBay to FORCE you to pay for what you've purchased. I refuse to leave positive feedback for a negative experience. Since eBay gagged the seller, forbidding negative or neutral feedback to be left for any bidder no matter HOW negative the transaction, our only option is to leave NO feedback. If you have any intention of taking advantage of eBayâ€™s new â€œScrew your seller!â€ feedback policy, do not bid/buy my auctions/items.

tellomon · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:56:16 PM »

I'll stop googling myself if you start doing it yourself.....

http://www.topix.com/forum/com/ebay/T6NGOQ1RS6TQ277GA

Poddy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:01:37 PM »

Ron,

If ever I get to Nevada again i will make sure to look you up

tellomon · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Poddy on May 25, 2009, 05:01:37 PM

Ron,

If ever I get to Nevada again i will make sure to look you up

Far out!

Use our Airport, eh?

Here's another pic:

imperfect · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »

Could it be more clear LOL!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:34:26 PM »

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2009, 06:51:48 PM »

Ron I told ypu yopu had to behave over here

tellomon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:13:16 PM »

Ok meaty......

Check this out: the LATEST eBay antic!

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/topic/Seller-Central/Smile-Its-A/520123687

*wheels* · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2009, 12:59:02 PM »

eBay bots at work again! Did you see the article about the 'guns' that were on sale on eBay UK?

tellomon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2009, 02:36:54 PM »

No I didn't.
Interesting.

Link pls......?

*wheels* · « **Reply #11 on:** May 26, 2009, 02:48:27 PM »

The original link was in bnwt's thread 'eBay and the latest Media Reports'

http://www.tamebay.com/2009/05/ebay-gunning-for-the-wrong-sellers.html

tellomon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:10:21 PM »

Got it now!

The snubby one looks like mine... ;-)

Thx!

*wheels* · « **Reply #13 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:15:18 PM »

I thought this might be more your choice of weapon

cupie · « **Reply #14 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:19:27 PM »

Ubb is definitely gonna lift that one wheels...lol

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #15 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:20:00 PM »

Narh. the Barret 50 cal is the way to go, ask the cat!

cupie · « **Reply #16 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:21:10 PM »

speak of the devil !!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #17 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:21:41 PM »

Hey wheels. that's a pretty nifty helmet, how about whacking it in the avators section.

*wheels* · « **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »

ubbrd, I've got another one too, but it's not quite as stealthy!

tellomon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:46:24 PM »

In combat, fashion is not a priority.

Function is.

Roo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 26, 2009, 03:49:24 PM »

Pffft! Those are just pop guns.

If you want to really put the fear of God into someone....just bring out one of these little beauties!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #21 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:00:10 PM »

Hey Roo, I'll have to get one of those spoons.

*wheels* · « **Reply #22 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:05:46 PM »

My Mum always seemed to have a never ending supply of wooden spoons. As soon as one would break (or get hidden if we knew a smack was coming) another one would appear as if by magic. Ah, the good old days!

tellomon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:07:02 PM »

That put the fear of spoons into me....

imperfect · « **Reply #24 on:** May 26, 2009, 04:52:06 PM »

I'm scared!! :-[

*CountessA* · « **Reply #25 on:** May 26, 2009, 06:44:32 PM »

"Why with a spoon?"

"Because it - hurts - more."

tellomon · « **Reply #26 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:24:49 PM »

---> Who are these B@sturds? I hire them, I befriend them & I give them EVERY chance in the world to flock up---and golly gee whiZ THEY DO!

So what do I do?

Tell 'em it's ok to come in my house...eat my food, smoke my dope and cook popcorn in my microwave and I'm not supposed to know about it???

--->WRONG<----!!!!!!

HEADS DESERVE TO ROLL. This is where I hire the Professionals...

I ain't NOBODY'S Bee-itch...

Is this how Corporate CEO's are supposed to act? Or is it just me on the sly?

Trouble is always ponderous.

NO REPLIES, PLEASE....

C):-{= <" Bro's onna roll & I believe him. Montello is full of scoundrels and their days are numbered, yesseree..! "<<

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #27 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:32:29 PM »

ok no reply tello....oops replied

tellomon · « **Reply #28 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:33:48 PM »

Quote from: gr8-expectations on May 27, 2009, 03:32:29 PM

ok no reply tello....oops replied

Ain't yer trigger finger slick???

cupie · « **Reply #29 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:42:56 PM »

Ain't yer trigger finger slick???

Slicker than Whale Poo on an ice flow !!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #30 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:43:45 PM »

who are you organising hits on tello?, don understand above, maybe you should just ferged aboud id (hugh grant style) death can be dangerous...

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #31 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:44:06 PM »

lol cupie... what a way with woids

cupie · « **Reply #32 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:52:05 PM »

Why thanks ya....so do you think Tello is having a bad hair day?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #33 on:** May 27, 2009, 04:03:58 PM »

from the sound of it yes cupie, not sure what its all about another tello x file methinks

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #34 on:** May 27, 2009, 04:41:57 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:03:02 PM »

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/montello-nv/TAKRE00DT5LDMMTKR

cupie · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:19:17 PM »

THERE IS NO SPOON !!

imperfect · « **Reply #37 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM »

HEADS DESERVE TO ROLL. This is where I hire the Professionals...

tellomon · « **Reply #38 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:05:00 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on May 27, 2009, 05:19:17 PM

THERE IS NO SPOON !!

That's cuz I got forked!

:P

cupie · « **Reply #39 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:07:56 PM »

Oh dear..sounds painful....does everyone get forked if there is no spoon?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #40 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:10:23 PM »

wow tellomon, love that kit, sorry took so long for me to check it out, now kerrect me if i am wrong but you would know all about leon russell right? my all time fave US muso and a brilliant songwriter have you heard anything about him lately? is he still alive and playing?

i found some old you tube songs and clips etc. but would love to know more

thanks ron

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #41 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:11:38 PM »

stranger in a strange land i love that track and video, he toured here and nz in the 70's and it was a sellout

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #42 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:26:59 PM »

lol tello love this link on your site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #43 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:39:59 PM »

ever feel like a stranger in a strange land?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjy7RAu8TJ4&feature=related

imperfect · « **Reply #44 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:50:15 PM »

I want a trunk Monkey for Christmas!!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #45 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:50:55 PM »

yup for sure impy, well worth the investment, no wurries after that lol

imperfect · « **Reply #46 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:52:48 PM »

Do they poop though?

imperfect · « **Reply #47 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:10:18 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NeQJWGYJY

LOL!!!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #48 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:23:51 PM »

contagious laughter from that cute baby impy lol!

imperfect · « **Reply #49 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:35:17 PM »

Aint it great??

I LOL!!

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