Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3185784 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #10850 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:09:29 PM »

I don't think I have ever seen numbers like this before:

1102648 Views and *snipe* 218

tellomon · « **Reply #10851 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:15:19 PM »

This is becoming so routine
I'm recruiting my neighbor's hampster to take over.

Fresh Talent is what we need.

When ya can find it......

tellomon · « **Reply #10852 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:18:18 PM »

UPDATE

Turns out the nebs were murdered 2 months ago and
the rodent was donated to science.

Scrub that notice.

tellomon · « **Reply #10853 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:21:21 PM »

Am I supposed to say something brilliant now?

Sry.

No go.

tellomon · « **Reply #10854 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:30:53 PM »

Cheeze and Crackers
is not a complete sentence.

tellomon · « **Reply #10855 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:36:35 PM »

Family values:

"Just because we share DNA with them
duzzint mean we have to like them."

tellomon · « **Reply #10856 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:38:13 PM »

The Rule of Thumb
is to
oppose all other
digits on hand.

tellomon · « **Reply #10857 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:39:53 PM »

Ginger Farts.
Smells like strawberry.

tellomon · « **Reply #10858 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:42:37 PM »

Pink: the luxury bath soap of Admins everywhere.

tellomon · « **Reply #10859 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:45:56 PM »

When they say
"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust",
is that my cue to get to work on clean-up patrol?

tellomon · « **Reply #10860 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:49:42 PM »

Find out what a freak you really are.

Visit

INCESTRY.COM

It could really explain a lot of things....

tellomon · « **Reply #10861 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:55:02 PM »

Now, at The End of America as Iknew it,
this Free Speach thing is way out of hand
and I surrender
my bullets and trade up for words.

They go down better in print.

tellomon · « **Reply #10862 on:** March 05, 2021, 07:58:05 PM »

The "Final Word"
is always someone else's say.

tellomon · « **Reply #10863 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:02:47 PM »

I have 3 friends.

2 are bullshitting me
and 1 is a poser.

Gotta trust somebody sometime.

Wake me up after they leave.

tellomon · « **Reply #10864 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:06:22 PM »

Sherry and I went to town today.

We were there.
We shopped.
We escaped.

HAPPY CAMPERS!

tellomon · « **Reply #10865 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:09:34 PM »

"I didn't see that coming".

-Helen Keller

tellomon · « **Reply #10866 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:10:53 PM »

"You weren't looking".

-Stevie Wonder

tellomon · « **Reply #10867 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:12:32 PM »

The only thing worse than a squeeky spring loaded jump suit
is a wheel chair without a spare tire.

tellomon · « **Reply #10868 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:34:13 PM »

Somebody called the cops.

They failed to mention my name.

I'm good.

One time, I confessed
but thanks to "Profiling"
they let me go as a common loon.

Disguises. Yes.

tellomon · « **Reply #10869 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:39:06 PM »

When I walk into a Court House screening post
my gun detects cops.

tellomon · « **Reply #10870 on:** March 05, 2021, 08:45:37 PM »

Jimi Hendrix 'Voodoo Child' (Slight Return)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY

"I'll get right back to you one of these days..."

tellomon · « **Reply #10871 on:** March 05, 2021, 09:03:04 PM »

The Monterey Pop Coin Toss That Made The Careers Of Jimi Hendrix And The Who

https://societyofrock.com/the-monterey-pop-coin-toss-that-made-the-careers-of-jimi-hendrix-and-the-who/

tellomon · « **Reply #10872 on:** March 05, 2021, 09:16:29 PM »

The 60's were not pleasant
effective or
complete.

But they were colorful.

I survived.
Then I did the '80s.

Owwww......

tellomon · « **Reply #10873 on:** March 05, 2021, 09:21:23 PM »

1102706 Views

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #10874 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:00:35 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 05, 2021, 05:38:22 PM

... your God-given right to bear arms.

God never gave such a right. It was mortal, fallible man.

*smee* · « **Reply #10875 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:01:26 PM »

Bear arms are very hairy

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #10876 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:02:05 PM »

.... and they have claws.

*smee* · « **Reply #10877 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:04:06 PM »

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #10878 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:05:14 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #10879 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:10:19 PM »

Hi guys!

Welcome to the other part of something vague.

We do this to ourselves and each other.
I am so glad to be included in my own one-man riot with friends.

What you got I ain't buyin'.
What you said I ain't denying.

We are all fullashit.

Trust is the issue.

Ratings are the stupid parts of this show.

Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #10880 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:13:07 PM »

CONTENT
or we are done.

tellomon · « **Reply #10881 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:15:47 PM »

Seriously, you dint think this is phunny?

When I walk into a Court House screening post
my gun detects cops.

tellomon · « **Reply #10882 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:20:25 PM »

Don't think I dint see that flash post posse.

I'm wearing kevlar shades.

tellomon · « **Reply #10883 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:26:36 PM »

This joint used to be a Tuff Crowd
until the crowd evacuated during the
Crash of eBay scandal
and then Post-Apocalyptic Movies became vogue.

And Reality TV ain't got NUTHIN' on

THE TELLO FILES.

tellomon · « **Reply #10884 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:30:27 PM »

https://images.harborfreight.com/cpi/emails/0921/weekendpromo/images/71049554.png?utm_source=0921_weekend_promo&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=0921_weekend_promo&cid=mEmail_s0921_weekend_promo&lid=793,733,885&uid=941241d8d474112af115b927784ece7a35ac9e25964b5cc6459ca51c22b1568b&infy=793733885

tellomon · « **Reply #10885 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:35:47 PM »

I'm so VERY glad that the word

unpleasantry

exists
because it helps me
describe my experience with
family and family.

Bottom line, the happy ending never comes.

I'm counting on it cuz it fulfills my prophecies !

*smee* · « **Reply #10886 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:37:55 PM »

Mr Sticky likes a happy ending

tellomon · « **Reply #10887 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:41:03 PM »

smee needs to get his own show
and I get to be the mystery guest with a bass drum for a head.
Could be ok, need an Agent!

tellomon · « **Reply #10888 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:43:33 PM »

The only thing laffing around here is the kitchen appliances and a chainsaw.

They wont shut up.

tellomon · « **Reply #10889 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:47:28 PM »

Those guys are CORDLESS.

They will be walking in 10 to 14 days.

Reminds me of "The Day of the Triffids".

Coming soon:

"Afternoon of The Living Power Tools"
A Ron Tello Film

Starring smee as The Pocket Tool and Brum6y as the Waxy Build-up Grinder.
With special guest appearance by Tessa as The Acid-Resistant Queen.
Rated PT. No Power Tool under 6 volts admitted without a charger or guardian tool crib Monitor.

*smee* · « **Reply #10890 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:52:36 PM »

Ive seen confessions of a smoothie maker

tellomon · « **Reply #10891 on:** March 05, 2021, 10:58:50 PM »

I saw you Gang Posting on my ass earlier.

What up widdat?

tellomon · « **Reply #10892 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:08:17 PM »

So, eMails are great.
I get stuff to lose weight, get a job, donate to a Mercenary
and get tools to kill myself.

The coupon code is always the same.

Me.

tellomon · « **Reply #10893 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:12:40 PM »

My buying phase is done.
Awaiting delivery has begun.

Sugarloaf, Ca is the only zip code in the narrow world where delivery personnel carry sidearms.
So do I.

Critters beware!

tellomon · « **Reply #10894 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:18:33 PM »

Air Guns: They'll put an eye out.

tellomon · « **Reply #10895 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:19:53 PM »

Or put meat in the stew!

tellomon · « **Reply #10896 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:22:22 PM »

Neighbor Lady is looking for her cat
and I'm all "Dunno. Would you care to join us for dinner?"

The Rocky Horror Kitty Show.

*smee* · « **Reply #10897 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:26:53 PM »

Catatouille

tellomon · « **Reply #10898 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:27:55 PM »

I like that.

Poor kitty. That's a tender subject.

tellomon · « **Reply #10899 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:32:15 PM »

AWWWW who are we kidding???

KITTY JERKY

There, I said it.

Order yours now!

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3185784 times)