Good evening to all the newcomers....I am one of your friendly moderators....
Put your feet up and grab one of these
Feel free to help yourself to some of this:
and this.....
And if you're really lucky, Countess might shower you in this:
But there's none of this:
Or this....(unless it's a legitimate snipe)
You can do this if you must....
:violin:
But it may lead to this:
or alternatively this:
Now if you're thinking moderators are like the ones over yonder...
We're fair and moderate...
but go ahead if you must and do this: Often:
If anything alarms you at any time, just give the signal and we'll be there.... :alert:
Try to do this as often as possible:
or this
But a word of Warning..... be polite if you are going to do this:
at least say
And if you tell jokes, expect to be rated:
This has been an ozrt community service announcement...
