Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2638626 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #10050 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:18:39 AM »

Sure, it IS vague.

I specialize.

Talent in the ruff.

That's what you get here.
You come here for it.

I am calling you out
as
"Freaks" !!!!

Family now?

tellomon · « **Reply #10051 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:34:59 AM »

Goddamm DNA will bust you out on a dime anytime.

Tech is not a threat.

Tecks, and the MoneyMen ARE!

tellomon · « **Reply #10052 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:42:49 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #10053 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:47:26 AM »

Dee Levey shared a link.
Admin

No Snow for Big Bear other than a possible dusting this morning😏
BENSWEATHER.com
Official Weather Forecast for Big Bear

Ron Tello Culley
Non-event. Biz as usual. Good day!

Ron Tello Culley
What are we doing at 4:25 AM? Posting? OK!

tellomon · « **Reply #10054 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:56:02 AM »

Election.

Erection.

Neither concern me.

Until further notice.

tellomon · « **Reply #10055 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:59:14 AM »

Dude, I'm confessing to you..

If I get anywhere close to the New Tenant...
it will be the DEATH of me.

Tombstone reads: "It was pleasant and then it was not. My bad."

tellomon · « **Reply #10056 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:02:06 AM »

Teeth are weapons.

I compensate with scrap metal and bleach.

tellomon · « **Reply #10057 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:04:43 AM »

Ask smee about all of his bleach infections over the years.

It's not a pleasant visual.

Go ahead, do it.

Most of all, get outta here. Yer hacking my Ratings.

tellomon · « **Reply #10058 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:09:22 AM »

1087050 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #10059 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:13:14 AM »

If, for any lame reason, that bleach is a disconcertment,
try this:

1) Cut yourself and bleed good for me, baby!*

2) Apply bleach to the bleeding site.

C) Get back with me on that one.

* Clown Punching moment.

tellomon · « **Reply #10060 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:17:52 AM »

Death. Taxes. Lurkers.

What a World.

tellomon · « **Reply #10061 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:25:25 AM »

When the MIBs show up,
I'll inform them that
FICTION is not an open statement to insurrection.

Vague is legal.

Truth is censored.

Life on hold. What a world....

tellomon · « **Reply #10062 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:38:14 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #10063 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:48:21 AM »

My most memorable moments in my life:

Pantsing girls and Drum Solos.

Limited in scope; altogether effective and nice.

What am I living for now?

That's secret.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #10064 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:52:41 AM »

I once stopped a train with my scream.

That was as a child.

Imagine... Königin der Nacht...

There is no nuclear winter of discontent that can compare.

tellomon · « **Reply #10065 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:54:14 AM »

This is not an admission of guilt.

I confess...

tellomon · « **Reply #10066 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:57:29 AM »

" What did Tessa say, and
why is she here?

I am conflicted:

I love Ingrid.
Not so much for Admin.

This is not human contact until I can sniff her.....

....flowers.

tellomon · « **Reply #10067 on:** February 13, 2021, 02:58:54 AM »

now who is wet?

tellomon · « **Reply #10068 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:01:03 AM »

That's a colloquialism for
"Washed Out of The Industry."

tellomon · « **Reply #10069 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:02:53 AM »

Why do we use colloquialism?

Function of Colloquialism. Colloquial expressions in a piece of literature may give us deep insights into the writer’s society. They tell us about how people really talk in their real lives. Therefore, they help a writer to form strong connections with readers.

And that's where the trouble begins here...

tellomon · « **Reply #10070 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:06:22 AM »

Sorry Gang....I had only One Love
and I gave it up equally between Sherry and Tess.

I'm all out.

No love for you.

Try again.

tellomon · « **Reply #10071 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:13:10 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #10072 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:18:10 AM »

Jason Hanson <thespy@spybriefing.com>
To:
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Fri, Feb 12 at 5:39 AM

All of us have an ego to one degree or another...

None of us like getting cussed at or having our mothers called certain names.
But, in today’s society with so many “crazies” out there, you’ve got to be more disciplined than ever and you have to swallow your pride.

Case in point…
You probably heard about the snow shoveling deaths in Pennsylvania that took place about two weeks ago.
Two neighbors got in a very heated argument about throwing the snow on each other’s property.
They were screaming and cussing and saying all sorts of things about one another.

Finally, one of the men went into his home and grabbed a gun and killed the other neighbor and his wife. In the video, he shot the wife at point blank range multiple times.
Now, most people are not going to commit murder over snow shoveling, but you just never know who will.
Same thing with road rage.

Most people are not going to murder over getting cut off, but there are enough who will, which is why you hear about it often on the nightly news.

I’ve been in that situation myself.

I once got in a car accident with a guy who tried to blame me when it was clearly his fault.
As much as I wanted to snap his head off, I remained calm as he went psycho on me.
I could tell this guy was unhinged and it wasn’t worth it to provoke him.

Bear in mind, I was prepared to defend myself at a moment’s notice if it came to that.
But I wasn’t going to do anything to escalate the situation with a crazy person.
Eventually, my demeanor calmed the fellow down and all was well.

So, as you’re going about your daily business, you will no doubt run into major jerks who deserve a pounding.

But, be the bigger man and stay calm, unless the line is crossed where you must defend yourself, and then absolutely use this.

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tellomon · « **Reply #10073 on:** February 13, 2021, 04:02:08 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Ok then, snow is here.
Now what?

Susie Ochsner
Snowing in Angelus Oaks.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
I predict a DUD.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
This only happens to people who are awake at 8:40 AM

Gibby Rodriquez
What an amazing weather site🤦🏻???

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Holy OH FK! The street is covered already. I take back that "DUD" comment.

Joey Mickens
Just rain near top town in crestline.

Rick Brown
Well since it is Friday now we will wait for the flatlander invasion that is imminent tomorrow.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Have a drink, Rick. I'll buy.

Rick Brown
Ron Tello Culley I’ve got plenty.. but I’ll take another.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Rick Brown Let's get together. Your sled or mine?

Brandi Gail
Snowing in Twin Peaks and it’s sticking.

Cherie Ndei
Brandi Gail I’m also in twin peaks and it’s not quite sticking here it’s melting quite a bit more than what is sticking. But it’s coming heavier now

Ron Tello Culley
Author
"Sticking". Sounds like a Horror Movie, lol

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Don't PANIC! 3 inches of snow in 20 minutes is not a problem. News Spin is.

Tracie Lynn Savard
Coming down pretty steady by golf course??🥶

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Great! Sled The Course!!!

Coni Limones
Snowing pretty steady at the Arrowhead Villas....

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Are your snow shovels shaped like arrowheads? Just askin'...

Antoinette M McKellar
Snowing steadily in RS for the last thirty minutes.. large snow flakes, maybe 1/4 inch so far...about forecast calls for high of 45 and sun later this afternoon..

Kim Helms-colunga
No Snow in CPP

Raymond Cazares
No snow

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Kim and Raymond are out of the loop.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Outdoors Shop Works closures are now in effect. You ain't working anything out there!

Letty Ortega
Loving the snow ?? ??

Tosha Moore
Just went from Crestline to UCLA conference center and back to Crestline. It’s snow/slush starting at the light. Roads start to get bad by rose ln/antlers in. People already stopped in the middle of roads to put in chains and saw a man in a jeep crashed into a pole off grass valley right past Rhine.

Karen Shaddox Zoc
Now all the idiots. We just have to go up and play in the new snow. They have to be able to go up and trash the mountain.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Hey Karen..I'm looking for new and creative ways to try out my new airgun.

tellomon · « **Reply #10074 on:** February 13, 2021, 04:24:25 AM »

Holy freelucking Sh1t!

Am I "losing it" or,
I am
On My Game?

You don't get to decide.

tellomon · « **Reply #10075 on:** February 13, 2021, 04:56:42 AM »

James Welch
Hey friends, if there’s snow on the ground you might want to put on those traction control things...
For those wondering they were there for 2 minutes and then gave up.

Breanna Belken
James Welch where is this?

James Welch
CA-18 and ROTW Dr.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Not a ringing endorsement for the truck maker.

tellomon · « **Reply #10076 on:** February 13, 2021, 05:35:21 AM »

Gary Patrick Trotta
Set ready for the snowplayers to descend on your backyards!
rate
Gary PAatrick Trotta already over - no snow play.

Lori Anne Reyes
Carnage don lol

Christine Smith
It's already sunny and melted again in Big Bear. Roads are just wet 😂

Cherie Ndei
badge icon
Christine Smith twin peaks too a little slush here and there

Ron Tello Culley
Author
What's that smell? Blue Sky! I reinstate my DUD comment.
Paul Berglund
badge icon
Folks start asking all of the same questions like when is it going to end, how much, when is my street going to be plowed, is SR-- (fill in the blanks) and so on.

John Wolcott
Showers and the 5 minutes of snow at 9am here in CPP. Then abruptly cleared off and sunny.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SHOVEL HERE.

*smee* · « **Reply #10077 on:** February 13, 2021, 10:32:22 AM »

Might not be snow to shovel , but the Tello BS will need a plough

tellomon · « **Reply #10078 on:** February 13, 2021, 10:46:46 AM »

I eliminate Standards
and focus on perfection.

I can't win.

I'm so happy!

tellomon · « **Reply #10079 on:** February 13, 2021, 10:53:11 AM »

So,
If.....smee is so smart
how come he
has no face?

Love ya Bro! STFU at your leisure.

tellomon · « **Reply #10080 on:** February 13, 2021, 11:07:11 AM »

This is the world.

I choose to play
MY way.

Everybody else is Public Domain.

I like lockdown.
It gives the Masses a taste
of how I have been for the past 6 years in Big Bear California.

And I look, see, and read tell about all that the world
has to offer and takes away.

I stomp my good foot to the hardwood floor
and I exclaim:

"I am not a man!

You are Men and I don't want
to be associated with you.

I am Energy. I can't be seen with you."

Did I say that right?

tellomon · « **Reply #10081 on:** February 13, 2021, 11:13:17 AM »

It's still daylight out there beyond my crib.

I should go OUT
to hunt and gather.

Or I can order online.

Anything I want: Food, Pussy, Guns, Remote Control.
Free AWESOME with every purchase.

I like the tech: Hate The Man.

Are Genius and Longevity related?

tellomon · « **Reply #10082 on:** February 13, 2021, 11:31:50 AM »

I don't hog Bandwidth.

I am an end user of Bandwidth.

It perfectly explains the burning itch
in my cyber-ass.

tellomon · « **Reply #10083 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:00:25 PM »

What's more

here's less:

tellomon · « **Reply #10084 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:03:05 PM »

Do you know my hair was pretty?

I can vouch for it!

That shite is awesome!
Long hair.
Jesus Style.
My style.
Major Hippie issues!
FLOCK MOM!

Grow it -cut it - Repeat.

The psycho of life.

tellomon · « **Reply #10085 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:35:17 PM »

Enuff about me
what about these people?

*smee* · « **Reply #10086 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:38:35 PM »

I want a pair of those pants

tellomon · « **Reply #10087 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:45:40 PM »

The Quality of life is determined by the Government's decisions
and the People who accept it.

*snipe* 203

tellomon · « **Reply #10088 on:** February 13, 2021, 12:49:33 PM »

No, I am not a nice guy.

I am a Rebel without a car.

I am not homeless.

I will kill anybody who tries

to do that to me again!!!!

Tyler Ingram Susan Porter Elko's WORST!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #10089 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:19:00 PM »

Anything labeled "Government Work", RUN!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #10090 on:** February 13, 2021, 01:28:28 PM »

Ron Tello Culley > Bryan Herrera
1m ·
Hello my fave cellie! Thinking about you and your Good Works. THX!
I wish you and yours Well!

https://www.facebook.com/bryan.herrera.5220

tellomon · « **Reply #10091 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:11:10 PM »

Sherry.
Yeah, that happens.

Really good now.

Anybody diss her can suck her balls. !!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #10092 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:16:41 PM »

Boots....off.
Sheep skin slippers.... ON.

My work here is done.

tellomon · « **Reply #10093 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:20:07 PM »

I'm not a Magician.

I cannot pull a smee out of my hat.

But I know an ADMIN who can Rock your world in splendorous ways...

tellomon · « **Reply #10094 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:24:34 PM »

I don't wanna look like a narcissist
but........

I have a clue
one that others ignore .

*smee* · « **Reply #10095 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:26:48 PM »

Thats strange ...its been suggested that you dont have a clue?

*smee* · « **Reply #10096 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:30:16 PM »

Of course I dont believe those suggestions

tellomon · « **Reply #10097 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:30:20 PM »

" Home alone is a movie,
not an alibi."

-Lenny Briscoe

tellomon · « **Reply #10098 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:38:52 PM »

smee..
rly?

Try showing up at the meetings,

Thank you!

tellomon · « **Reply #10099 on:** February 13, 2021, 03:48:16 PM »

Nothing worse than Intel without a skell,

News:

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