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They said "We'll ask the questions."



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Extreme Weather Conditions You Should Understand

Extreme weather conditions are a threatening meteorological occurrence that may cause severe damage and or loss of human life, smee or disruption. The severe weather phenomena change based on latitude, topography, altitude, or atmospheric conditions.

Cold and warm fronts, storms, hurricanes, and heat waves are all extreme weather conditions. Let us understand each one of them.


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Remaining Avengers Team Up
To Battle Snow Plow


Jan 6, 2023

LAKE TAHOE, NV — Following the horrific accident that sidelined Hawkeye, the remaining Avengers have reportedly joined forces to strike back against the villainous Snow Plow. Earth's Mightiest Heroes have stated they will stop at nothing to exact revenge on the monstrous machine that critically injured their teammate.

"An attack on one Avenger is an attack on all of us," said Captain America in a brief statement to reporters as the team prepared to head up the mountain in search of their enemy. "Seeing Hawkeye in that ICU having his hair shampooed in one of those hospital shower cap things was sobering for all of us."

Though the world was relieved to hear Hawkeye would survive the dastardly attack, some people were left to wonder if this would have happened if the current Avengers roster wasn't made up of B-level heroes. "I don't think this would have ever happened with the old team," said superhero superfan Travis Oakside. "Now, with a roster that consists of Captain Marvel, Shang Chi, and other replacement-caliber heroes, bad guys think they can get away with anything."

Using Hawkeye's accident as a rallying cry, the Avengers vowed to defeat the evil Snow Plow and complete the job of clearing the driveway of Hawkeye's ski retreat.

At publishing time, the Avengers were expecting to easily defeat Snow Plow and get back to their headquarters, where they could discuss the wisdom of having a team member who has no actual superpowers and is just really good at archery.


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Welcome to 2023 Where Exercising and Sports Are RACIST
Hitting the gym more for your New Years resolution?
Your white privilege is showing.

I’m old enough to remember when the only races that mattered were the ones you ran at the track meet, these days it seems like you can’t breathe or blink without being considered a racist bigoted homophobe.

Maybe I shouldn’t speak too soon, the wrongthink overlords in legacy Media will probably soon classify breathing as something for white privileged males. Hold your breath for reparations!

We could be headed there soon, because now the Media is saying that exercise is racist. Yes, exercise.

Time Magazine put out this beauty of a headline last week. “The White Supremacist Origins of Exercise!”. The whole internet laughed at them for this one, and I’m sure 8 time Mr. Olympia winner Ronnie Coleman, a black man, was out there somewhere laughing his glutes off too.

Who knew picking something up and putting it down was so… racist.

Of course the owner of Time Magazine is Marc Benioff, a billionaire tech entrepreneur who also happens to be on the Board of Trustees for the World Economic Forum. These people don’t want you to be healthy, they want you to take the vaccine, eat ze bugs, own nothing and be happy.

Remember, there’s no money in healthy people, there’s only money for Pharma to be made in sick people coming back for more pills, more drugs, and more treatments. A trillion+ dollar per year industry. Marc Benioff’s WEF and Pharma friends have a huge vested interest in keeping us fat, sick, and stupid. Healthy bodies mean healthier minds, and they can’t afford having people gain intelligence and start seeing their agendas in action.

Don’t mind me, just going to super set some racist squats with bigoted deadlifts, and finish off my leg day with homophobic lunges. The endorphins of hate never felt so good.

Now Time Magazine wasn’t the only mainstream propagandist media powerhouse trying to control our minds into believes fitness was ray-ciss, the not-so Scientific American put out a few doozies of clown world nonsense recently, too. Check this tweet out.

The heightened concern about black women's weight reflects the racist stigmatization of their bodies. It also ignores how interrelated social factors impact black women’s health.

What’s odd is that this article that Scientific American tweeted is over two and a half years old, yet for some reason they felt the need to share this to their Twitter account last week.

Ah yes, the racist roots of fighting obesity - we need to be inclusive of adipose tissue, so we need to keep both the white and the brown fat cells in our bodies and it's racist to try to get rid of them!

What kind of shite show is this where trying to get people healthy and help them realize that obesity is not a good thing turned into a racial issue? Sometimes you don’t have words to describe how absolutely absurd these media writers are.

What’s funny is that Scientific American’s parent company Springer Nature is majority owned by a company called Holtzbrinck Publishing Group. Georg von Holtzbrinck is the founder of Holtzbrinck Publishing Group and in 1933 he became member number 2,126,353 of the Nazi Party. Who’s the real racist here?!?!

So Scientific American isn’t even American… nor are they Scientific.

And this recent article from them caps off the B.S.

So we have the un-Scientific American opportunistically using Damar Hamlin’s on field collapse to push a racial agenda about sports. Why are opinion pieces event allowed in Scientific magazines? Shouldn’t their reporting be focused purely on data and scientific method? Not when you’re the ScIeNtIfC AmErIcAn!

”Highlights the violence black men experience in football” - do they not realize that white men play football, too? And Native Americans. And Samoans. And Mexicans. And… well, all races play the sport. Not only that, but it’s FOOTBALL. It’s a contact sports with tackles and blocks and 300 pound men trying to hit you at every turn. Also, it’s these athletes choice to play the sport, as well. It’s not like the players are on the field looking for the closest colored person to hit, they’re going after whoever has the pigskin, regardless of color.

Exercising is not racist. Being obese is not healthy. Sports are already inclusive and aren’t a racial issue. The insanity of political media, science media, ALL media is reaching an all time high here in 2023.

The good news is that the more obvious the B.S. becomes from our legacy propagandist media, the more people are going to wake up to the fact that these publications are nothing more than brainwashing institutions pushing agendas dreamt up by our Globalist overlords.

And I love to see the Great Awakening in action! Don’t you?

Here’s to 2023 where everything is racist, nothing is sacred, and more people are going to get red-pilled to this nonsense than ever. Rejoice!

Just don’t be too happy, being happy might soon be racist, too.


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Saturday night with Jim Terry....

Jim Terry TV


1:53   "There's something about Ron Tello"

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Did you hear what Jim said about me?
Why I oughtta.....
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Depth?
I have not begun to perform!!!
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What’s a “January,” Anyway? A Brief Guide to the
Origins of Each Month’s Name


JANUARY 4, 2023

Have you ever stopped to wonder how the first month of the year came to be called “January,” or where the other months’ names, from “February” through “December,” actually originated? In case the start of another trip around the sun has you curious, here’s a brief overview of how we arrived at our present-day calendar system.

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:tello: "Oh, LOOK! Fan Mail!"

Dak
You remind me of a dear friend that passed his name was Ron. Same humor. Smart. Didn't take any shite. Independent biker. I've been reading your oz reports. Huge fan.

You sent
Hi! "Huge Fan"? I dint know they existed. You are refreshing and an encouragement to move forward in search of more words to mix, match and post. Do you watch the wacky videos?

Dak
Some of them 😜 I prefer your accuracy on the oz table.
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It’s safe to say that, at this point, just about everything can be construed as “racist” to those living inside of the bubble that is the far left.
Woman On TikTok Claims Striving To Be Thin & Fit “Is Racism” [The Breakdown]

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EPIC SALTY MELTDOWN!

SALTY3 AND CREW | CALLING OUT MICHAEL RILEY AKA BLACK ROSE FOR YOU

Salty3Pancak3s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeSc4kCoUIU

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SALTY MELTDOWN show is in broad review with JT and Friends.

Jim Terry TV - Live Tuesday Night!!!!

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Relevance?
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LOL! It's not over; the Show continues with Gay Sloth.... JT, Mr. X and Tello
(for a minute).


PRE SHOW WITH GAY SLOTH /GUESTS

Johney Yarborough

JUST BE UR  SELF WE BE TALKING BULL SH!T


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Historic Flood hits Montecito and Santa Barbara! California dramatic flood and mudslides footage!

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Its Gods way of punishing you for voting Biden in , and for being Americans  in general

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Thems FIGHTING words
ya bloody
B@zturd!
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Fair dinkum M8....
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And now, another facebook moment with
Ron Tello Culley

Hey all you people who are trying to "Friend" me: I'm being selective. Look as if you have a Life.

Ron Tello Culley
Those pouty chicks are not crossing into my territory.

Ron Tello Culley
I have deleted so many requests, I feel like a mass murderer.

Ron Tello Culley
And the girls that did get admitted to my Lair: you should reward yourselves by buying me a beer.


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I said yes to another new grrL.
I swiped this off her page.
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Nick Malone
You’re a popular man Ron! Lol Get used to it! Probably a few spies too.

Ron Tello Culley
You know the diff between Assassination and Murder?

Murder happens to anybody.

Assassination happens to people we like.
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Ron Tello Culley
I understand and accept everybody's silence here.

One LIKE and you are suspect.

I get it.





Everyday.
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That one, up there, goes out to you.

Yes, you.

You know who you are.

Everybody except you knows too.
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Ron Tello Culley > Diane Franssen

Look out. I got the Joy Package.
Kick?
I'm in tears.

Rob Bottin. Joe Beserra. Teri Holm. Ron Culley.




Epic.

And in other news: Tobey... you are too good to me.
You are Crazy,too. I am amazed at how well you hold it together.

Now LOSE IT.

Watch this in private. You too ya watchers!
This could be important some day.


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Diane Franssen
Ron glad it made it through this bad weather. I would have delivered it but I don't drive in the snow. I like to look at it from afar. Hope you got a kick out of it. Those pictures are priceless lol Maybe after you autograph them, you can sell and make some big bucks! Enjoy them and you are welcome.

Ron Tello Culley
Remo Ron thanks you, too!

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I get friends requests.
Here's a new GrrL!


What does a rich girl like you want with a poorboy as me?


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Now I'm scared....

What IF she's a Spy?
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Its a Nigerian man catfishing you

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Hey Big Bear! Quit yer snivvlin'.

We have the most snow in country right now over 400” inches to date! Check out how our day went. 🦣

Mammoth Mountain


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The Snowfall AFTERMATH for the whole Big Bear Valley in SoCal mountains Big Bear Snow rule in effect

Big Bear Weather and More


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Its a Nigerian man catfishing you

Ha!

There was another bimbo on screen with the biggest...
....investments.

She was all mega-melons.

I decided not to grab her pic.

It's obscene. All tits and no personality.

I have standards. You don't.
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Explainer: Why weeks of rain in California will not end historic drought

Jan 12 (Reuters) - California has been deluged since Dec. 26 by seven atmospheric rivers that have dumped up to 30 inches (76 cm) of rain over some areas, but the drought that has gripped the western United States remains far from over.

Virtually none of the storms has reached the Colorado River basin, which means the river that provides drinking water to 40 million people in seven states will continue to be endangered.


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I was sleeping.
I woke up and killed a nightmare.

I went to Montello without my House keys.

You'd wake up too.
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Why do narcissists age poorly?

It's to be expected when someone has spent their entire life behind a mask. Habitually lying and manipulating the world around them is exhausting. These people never know who they really are as a person. They spend most of their time trying to get others to fall into their narrative. Their lives are a massive web of lies and presentation. Their self esteem is regulated by making the people closest to them feel like shite. They have very few, if any friends. They know they are untrustworthy, and assume everyone else is untrustworthy as well. Therefore they never truly connect with reality. They see trusting and loving people as weak. Nothing is unconditional.

They are hell bent on winning an unknown game. They are incapable of being wrong. They are incapable of being accountable for their actions. When they come in to your life they leave a path behind them like a tornado. They are the sole source of all of the drama and chaos in their own lives. And the mental gymnastics they do to justify their behavior is never ending. Doesn't this sound exhausting??


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Pollution? Why not outlaw farts?
Federal Government Considers Possible Gas Stove Ban Over Pollution

The Biden regime is considering a regulation that may amount to a total ban on natural gas cooking stoves due to their potentially harmful emissions. Despite their usage in more than one-third of the U.S., the government is concerned about the safety of Americans and how to consume healthy meals without putting users’ health at risk.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. revealed that an investigation is ongoing over the dangers caused by gas stove pollution across the nation. He concluded that the government could opt for regulation or an outright ban.


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