Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2737347 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #10200 on:** February 15, 2021, 09:35:43 PM »

Sensible is not a requirement here.

What's your point?

Is there a question I don't know about?

tellomon · « **Reply #10201 on:** February 15, 2021, 09:47:40 PM »

"Waxing Nostalgic"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsDNx-Hya1I

https://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/53/messages/298.html#:~:text=%3A%20%3A%20When%20%22wax%22%20doesn%27t%20mean%20giving%20a,nostalgic.%20You%20have%20the%20right%20meaning%20for%20%22nostalgic.%22

https://www.bing.com/search?q=%22waxing+nostalgic%22&form=ANSPH1&refig=ac70872101e349fca74930cbe007c95a&mkt=en-us

tellomon · « **Reply #10202 on:** February 15, 2021, 09:57:54 PM »

Humans are disgusting.
Humanity is up for debate.

You go first.
Oh, wait!
You don't qualify.

Sry.

*smee* · « **Reply #10203 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:00:25 PM »

She sat down in a mall once and people srarted popping ping pong balls in her mouth

tellomon · « **Reply #10204 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:01:59 PM »

Yeah, that's funny, smee.

And now,
back to the
inside of my head......

tellomon · « **Reply #10205 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:06:50 PM »

Hey let me know when ya wanna get serious.

That's the day I quit this
and migrate to
Tello Shop.

They got a Hit Counter there, too!

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8251.0

*smee* · « **Reply #10206 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:10:10 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 15, 2021, 10:01:59 PM

Yeah, that's funny, smee.

Yes it is very humorous and seems even more so amongst these other posts

*CountessA* · « **Reply #10207 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:16:44 PM »

For those who could not manage the mp3 file attachment:

Click onto the link

tellomon · « **Reply #10208 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:31:00 PM »

Maybe my Junk Threads aren't so junky after all....

I went to Smart School, at night. 1988.

I learned the consumer masses will
try anything
buy anything
and take what they can get for free.

That's why The T Files is so goddamm popular.

Flocking FREELOADERS!

Maybe they like me, eh?

*smee* · « **Reply #10209 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:32:16 PM »

Highly likely

tellomon · « **Reply #10210 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:35:50 PM »

smee: "Fun You!"

Tessa of Admin: I'm scared to click suss links. It's a TRICK! I won't do it.
Send it to me in an email spam.

thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #10211 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:39:57 PM »

Gimme a hint.

Is it a Tessa Music Video
or a Lecture on Internet Ethics?

tellomon · « **Reply #10212 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:45:09 PM »

Damn, I really AM getting away with this shite!

Except for that one pic deletion 2 pages back.

Admin is Real.

They show their strength in zeros.

It was a good delete.
Couldda replaced it, but NO.

Admin is omnipotent
but not THAT smart.

Checkout her shoes, lol!

tellomon · « **Reply #10213 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:49:46 PM »

Why Censorship?

We're all adults here.
(Some Lurkier than others)

Who let their children in here?

Ya can't spell DYSFUNCTION with out FELAFEL U.

tellomon · « **Reply #10214 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:54:42 PM »

Feelings are made to be hurt.

It's a Growth Industry.

*smee* · « **Reply #10215 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:56:40 PM »

Theres something strange in your neignbourhood

Who ya gonna call ....chop busters (admin/mods)

tellomon · « **Reply #10216 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:57:51 PM »

I'm gonna call Sherry and rat 'em out!

*smee* · « **Reply #10217 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:59:44 PM »

Thats Sherryfic

tellomon · « **Reply #10218 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:02:16 PM »

I can read that
pronouncing it is an issue.

Nice goin'.

What else ya got?

Death, Disease, Dick Jokes, Dialog?

*smee* · « **Reply #10219 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:04:19 PM »

Just disease and pending death ...but it doesnt matter as im just a freak show now and not a friend ...

tellomon · « **Reply #10220 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:06:46 PM »

Says you !

(He'll be back!)

tellomon · « **Reply #10221 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:09:29 PM »

I am raging on Nazis and White FolksAtTheWoodpile
and hurt feelings rules the day.

See?
Somebody is flocked in the head
and they are in charge.

Not a happy camper.

tellomon · « **Reply #10222 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:14:46 PM »

No disrespect to the Ladies.

tellomon · « **Reply #10223 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:17:16 PM »

Children really DO choke-out pretty easy.

tellomon · « **Reply #10224 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:20:48 PM »

Have I breached my contract yet?

I want to renew it, please!

tellomon · « **Reply #10225 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:25:13 PM »

Let me say something nice about smee.

He knows I'm going blind
and the sneeky monkey he is
willfully and maliciously insists on
posting in Mice Type.

I admire fellow Pranksters!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #10226 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:27:08 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 15, 2021, 10:39:57 PM

Gimme a hint.

Is it a Tessa Music Video
or a Lecture on Internet Ethics?

To click or not to click
That is the question.

But it's certainly no evil link. As to what it is, you'll need to man up and click, or sob and desist.

tellomon · « **Reply #10227 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:35:39 PM »

smee is #1 in my Play Book!

tellomon · « **Reply #10228 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:39:56 PM »

OK Tess, I'll click the link if you don't delete my last posted image.

Deal?

tellomon · « **Reply #10229 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:42:21 PM »

DEAL?

"I love these features more than bacon!"

tellomon · « **Reply #10230 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:50:52 PM »

Bacon makes me fat.
Features make me free!

:Pick a feature, any feature and post it here!:

tellomon · « **Reply #10231 on:** February 15, 2021, 11:57:36 PM »

Again, Tessa..

"It was a clean Delete".

Thx for de-greasing my Monkey Wrench!

Please help me.
The Demons in my Trailer are
rearranging the furniture.
And they are too chicken to possess my brain.

tellomon · « **Reply #10232 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:07:05 AM »

Lay off the last image post!

It's an integral component of the overall schism.

tellomon · « **Reply #10233 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:10:04 AM »

You really did it!

This means,,,, negotiation.

This is sposed to be my house and NOW yer
breaking my balls?

That's Ballsy!

I chew thru my leashes.

word

tellomon · « **Reply #10234 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:13:20 AM »

'scuze me folks, this is not going well for me.

I'm stepping out for the year.

Good night.

tellomon · « **Reply #10235 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:19:07 AM »

Why can't Ingrid stay in her SpotLight
and keep me off her Radar?

Too easy.

Buggah!

tellomon · « **Reply #10236 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:25:15 AM »

I HEARD THAT !!!!

Of course I'm flucked up!

I blame Hippie TV!

So, you were about to say something...?

tellomon · « **Reply #10237 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:37:13 AM »

You know something?
I'm not awesome until you validate it.

Sorry for the mix up.

*206*

tellomon · « **Reply #10238 on:** February 16, 2021, 08:23:09 AM »

Sharing is caring.

Let me begin
make a point and get out.

The Topic is my eMail.

I subscribe to various Public Interest groups.
They sell my info and doubles in the inbox content.

I read them all.

I buy the stuff.
Do the things.

How to make moonshine and Pruno.
The best deals on Solar power.
The latest in weaponology.
Organic chickens raised in the backyard.
How to trap a rat and eat it.
How to de-rust surplus military vehicles.
Freeze dried goop
Liquid everything.
Government insiders reports.
Financial gurus.

I did it all
and they keep sending me more of the same.

Don't they know me yet?
I'm in their database.

They are in mine.

It is all a bloody waste.

Booze and a pellet gun will not repel the Dark Forces of Martial Law.

That's where I am a Fatalist.

There's no point to any of this.

Death and destruction always win.
I am not prepping. I encourage it, follow it and stay out of it.

I'm sitting this life out.

The End.

tellomon · « **Reply #10239 on:** February 16, 2021, 08:32:26 AM »

If anybody should ask where all my money went,
I say " Cheap cars, good food, cold booze and fast pussy."

Make yourself unattractive and you won't be bothered.

Works for me!

tellomon · « **Reply #10240 on:** February 16, 2021, 08:38:48 AM »

Oh, and my War with Elko is still ON!

tellomon · « **Reply #10241 on:** February 16, 2021, 08:45:39 AM »

Here's one fine example of Fatalism.

The TV sensation "The Walking Dead".

The bottom line of this endless tales of woe and dread is
The Other Survivors are more dangerous than the zombies.

Think about it.

Who do you trust, and why?

It's monotony on an Apocalyptic scale.

It's enuff to drive anybody MAD!

I got as far as Season 4 then bailed.

I rather watch Law and Order, The Discovery Channel and South Park.

They're just more 'comforting' in the quagmire of the world around me.

I am preparing for the Ultimate *POOF*:
GENOCIDE by Government.

HA! Admin duzzint hold a candle to that Juice Card!

tellomon · « **Reply #10242 on:** February 16, 2021, 09:40:27 AM »

Big Bear Moose Lodge
5h ·
Taco Night is here! Tonight from 4:30-7:30.... end your holiday weekend on a delicious note with some tacos! Kevin will also have enchiladas, quesadillas and of course all of the sides. We are still doing PICK UP ONLY so plan accordingly. Call ahead for easier pick up (909) 878-0750. Hope to see you there! (Briefly and distanced of course). ??🌮 #moosestrong.

Ron Tello Culley
If I call in my plastic, can I take delivery on one of everything?
Or maybe just the Carnitas y Burritos!
Delivery or no deal. Say?

tellomon · « **Reply #10243 on:** February 16, 2021, 10:18:58 AM »

Tink Stokes asked a question .
11m ·
Need a dryer to be repaired. Does not heat. Any one have recommendations?

Sondra O'Rorke
Ralph’s Appliance

Pamela Elsner Salverda
Please check that your vent is clear. That sometimes fixes heating issues.

Christie Tiemann
Pamela Elsner Salverda 100% this!!! ^

Pamela Elsner Salverda
I stick my vacuum hose into the vent exhaust and you can hear all the big pieces entering the hose.

Ron Tello Culley
Pamela Elsner Salverda It's an AWESOME experience! Not as good as lancing boils.

Ron Tello Culley
Keep the lint! Excellent fire starter!

Dave Price
The electric igniter needs replaced

Ron Tello Culley
Duct tape and a Ball Pein Hammer.😁

Ron Tello Culley
I'm here to help!

tellomon · « **Reply #10244 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:08:59 AM »

Noob Lurker Alert!

I told the new grrl to look here.

Prolly will.
I really "gave it up" when I confessed
to being Ron Tello.

I forgot to change shirts
and left a lasting impression.

I prefaced my comments by saying
"I am the Trailer Park".

She likes me, I suppose....

tellomon · « **Reply #10245 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:10:31 AM »

And then I called Sherry with the 411 and $200 USD.

It was cool.

Can I watch TV now?
(That includes STFU cuz I wanna hear it, too!)

tellomon · « **Reply #10246 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:17:29 AM »

So, now is a lousy time to throw in The Disclaimers.

We don't have no stinking disclaimers.

We do have brum6y's poem as back up.

Chill.

tellomon · « **Reply #10247 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:20:15 AM »

And smee is a credible witness when
Tessa lets him off the leash.

tellomon · « **Reply #10248 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:21:55 AM »

Cheer up M8!
She got my balls in a vice.
Be glad yer not me!

tellomon · « **Reply #10249 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:24:04 AM »

Wait...what?

I DON'T WANNA BE ME EITHER!!

Help Help I'm being repressed!!!

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2737347 times)