Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2643217 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9150 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:04:10 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
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UPDATE: We got snow a foot thick and then some. I think I will build a Snow Forum Administrator. It's shaped like a DICK! Plenty of snow so it's gonna be BIG! LOL whatever FELAFEL U have a nice wet day!

Col. Darryl Harrelson
oh joy !

Col. Darryl Harrelson
A nice big WET snow dick to play with !! 🙂

Ron Tello Culley
You know Col. when we were kids, did we have to deal with this huge responsibility to shovel for Life?
New World, old shite.
I'm good.
Love ya BRO!

*smee* · « **Reply #9151 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:25:29 AM »

You need a shovel ?

Ive got them in spades

tellomon · « **Reply #9152 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:48:36 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Is this Legal? All this powder is a crime against Lawn Jockeys and Garden Gnomes.

tellomon · « **Reply #9153 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:52:27 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 25, 2021, 07:25:29 AM

You need a shovel ?

Ive got them in spades

You know smee, in a crisis.. I can count on you to felafel it up!
Good start.
Don''t stop.
Nobody cares anyway how ya slice it.

I been up all night. FELAFELED UP and living the Dream!

So what's 37,000 feet of snow got to do with relationships?

*smee* · « **Reply #9154 on:** January 25, 2021, 08:22:03 AM »

Hmmmm , so you dont dig what im saying

tellomon · « **Reply #9155 on:** January 25, 2021, 09:20:54 AM »

Hey, you know something?

FELAFEL U, snow what???

You got a problem with Art and Science?

You keep believing that....

tellomon · « **Reply #9156 on:** January 25, 2021, 09:22:43 AM »

Goddamm doink is a sundial...

tellomon · « **Reply #9157 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:10:42 AM »

Ron Tello Culley > JT Trevathan

JT: Please tell the Story about Area 52 and how it got the Name. I'm fact checking and tracking down the gossip mill. This is a non-invasive procedure. Sure.

Ron Tello Culley
Once upon a time, Ron Watson......

Ron Tello Culley
And then,....

Ron Tello Culley
So it was.

Ron Tello Culley
TOP THAT!

tellomon · « **Reply #9158 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:21:00 AM »

Hear this about JT:
He is a member of the Montello VFD.

At the Cowboy Bar, he was on scene and became the First Responder after I shot Lester in the foot.
(There is no dispute or reasonable doubt...I confessed and said I'd do it again when any MOFO comes at me with malice aforethought.!)

As I recall, JT told me about what a felafeling cry baby Lester was at the moment.
Everybody knew he came after me.
Even the Cops know I pack heat.

It was JT's duty to assist, but he dint have to like it.
He told me he found the slug in Lester's shoe and it was evidence.

And all that shite...

What a HOOT!

History.

So JT ain't shook about it.

I am eternally traumatized by the whole affair, especially when the Court ordered me to be Homeless.

felafel Nevada!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9159 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:29:14 AM »

I keep my Beer outside.

tellomon · « **Reply #9160 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:32:57 AM »

And my bullets warm.

tellomon · « **Reply #9161 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:01:41 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Shared with Public
UPDATE: We got snow a foot thick and then some. I think I will build a Snow Forum Administrator. It's shaped like a DICK! Plenty of snow so it's gonna be BIG! LOL whatever FELAFEL U have a nice wet day!

Col. Darryl Harrelson
oh joy !
A nice big WET snow dick to play with !!

Ron Tello Culley
You know Col. when we were kids, did we have to deal with this huge responsibility to shovel for Life?
New World, old shite.
I'm good.
Love ya BRO!

Ron Tello Culley
F"n Col.....I can't believe he believes me!
Yes, I do believe. Old felafelers, New ideas!
"76 Kicks!

Ron Tello Culley
felafel the '77 crowd, calling us 76 sucks dicks.
Only 2 survivors will attest that 76 is a Force, not a number.

Ron Tello Culley
Too bad, World. The low Class of '77 did not enter and serve your programme, They were not worthy. You dint just dodge a bullet...you missed out on Stupidcide! You should, but won't thank us. Whatever, FELAFEL U!

Ron Tello Culley
77 works at 7-11!

Ron Tello Culley
I hate society and what they have done to us!
I Love my History and the good works I did.
I figure the odds be 50/50.
\o/

Ron Tello Culley
Due to the current weather events, Outlaw Street Racing has been postponed until further Spring Thaw.

tellomon · « **Reply #9162 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:21:12 AM »

"I keep my Standards low so that way I'm never disappointed"

-Otis Firefly

tellomon · « **Reply #9163 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:33:20 AM »

smee.

My faithful companion, MIA and it is good

tellomon · « **Reply #9164 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:35:29 AM »

He is NOT really a sock.

He is a Towel, OK?

Don't felafel with him.

That's my gig.

*smee* · « **Reply #9165 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:37:18 AM »

Ive got a business to run ...I cant be here 24/7 365 ...but I will give it a shot

tellomon · « **Reply #9166 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:48:08 AM »

More from Otis:

" It's True, The Boogieman is real, and yooooo found him!"

tellomon · « **Reply #9167 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:50:41 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 25, 2021, 11:37:18 AM

Ive got a business to run ...I cant be here 24/7 365 ...but I will give it a shot

Yeah, whatever.
I don't care what happens anymore
but I am looking out for fresh "opportunities."

tellomon · « **Reply #9168 on:** January 25, 2021, 11:56:12 AM »

btw. what biz iz it that you got?
Cartoon Medic?
Merchant Smog Marine?
Pimp and Landlord?
Soft Soap Salesman?

What?

*smee* · « **Reply #9169 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:41:27 PM »

I cant divulge that information , its secret mens business

Hush hush ...national security ....sssshhhhhhh

tellomon · « **Reply #9170 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:07:59 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9171 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:53:10 PM »

Trapped in Time, surrounded by Evil and low on Gas.

~~Bruce Campbell~~ Ash Williams,
I salute YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #9172 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:08:26 PM »

Army of Darkness is really Evil Dead 3.

The whole package is far more, way too much
better fun than any of this shite at hand.

Yes, I AM saying Sam Raimi is more fun than YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #9173 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:13:30 PM »

How can you NOT wanna be his friend?

tellomon · « **Reply #9174 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:15:28 PM »

Re Phrase: Is there a particular reason
you have to NOT wanna
be a friend
to this
nice man?

tellomon · « **Reply #9175 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:17:08 PM »

Well screw you, Kyle!

tellomon · « **Reply #9176 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:27:32 PM »

Trey and Matt...
How come they got away with it
and I keep getting hammered
for being creative
and a Rebel
??????????????

They had an Agent and Tello dint!

tellomon · « **Reply #9177 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:32:28 PM »

Ok now I'm starting to piss myself off....

tellomon · « **Reply #9178 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:37:47 PM »

Yeah as IF I really care what you think and how you react to the materials herein....

Ratings dont pay the rent, Im not viral and I am sure as felafel NOT on TV!

I have no life and yet I serve a PURPOSE:

To take every last one of you azzholes down with me.

or some sort of Dramatic byline....

tellomon · « **Reply #9179 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:47:32 PM »

Am I still getting away with this shite
or is Admin "accumulating infractions"
to add up to super dooper charges
against me
which include
but expressly implied
the following
offenses:

1) This
2) That
3) We say so
4) Death Penalty.

Woe! Where can I go from here?

Deep into the va-jay-jays of the Lesbos.

Warm but not hospitable.
They don't know my guns are imaginary.

tellomon · « **Reply #9180 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:53:16 PM »

To take
every last one of
you azzholes
down
with
me.

"*snipe 185*"

tellomon · « **Reply #9181 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:58:43 PM »

And in other news,
people all around the world
are gathering
to felafel
each other.

It's called
International Commerce,
so get used to it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9182 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:09:24 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 25, 2021, 12:41:27 PM

I cant divulge that information , its secret mens business

Hush hush ...national security ....sssshhhhhhh

Ah HA! I knew it!

Journeyman Mason.

Semper square infidelis!

tellomon · « **Reply #9183 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:14:36 PM »

And as if this izzint enuff...I had a better day in the snow that you did in the Oz.

Riot doesn't come close to describing it.

Suffice it to say, who invented the word suffice?

tellomon · « **Reply #9184 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:17:02 PM »

Butt Plug English.

Not as Sassy as Strine.

Whatever, FELAFEL U.

tellomon · « **Reply #9185 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:26:40 PM »

Join me friends in Thinking PINK!

Pink...erton.
Pink Slap...
Ingrid's Concert Dress....

Pink....areas of the flesh...

THAT'S where God is punishing me.

The rumors are half true:

I said I wanted to DATE a Herm
and I am NOT a Herm...

Small Town, small minds, that's what lives in Nevada.

And if there was ever to be a Grand Jury Hearing,
let them read this:

Mea Culpa, but no video and it dint happen.

(Do you know the hassle it is to delete files in mere moments
before the cops show up?

Ya gotta toss the whole bloody box down the Crapper!!!)

tellomon · « **Reply #9186 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:36:12 PM »

The Hearsay Rule applies,
and the ELKO DA is a crybaby about it!
Again.

tellomon · « **Reply #9187 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:41:32 PM »

I confess!

"Lawyer".

Wait until you hear what he has to spin!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9188 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:44:55 PM »

Mark my turds, the day will come soon
when prosecutors are serving subpoenas
for Penis Testamony.

tellomon · « **Reply #9189 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:45:58 PM »

I can see it now:

"So, tell us Dick...."

tellomon · « **Reply #9190 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:51:48 PM »

New Decree:

The next person who laffs at my wit
owes me five bucks, USD!

Lucky you Lurkers my hearing is weak
or I'd Rake you Blighters dry and park yer ass
in the middle of left for dead.
And that's considered a courtesy
in the Parlace
of the
Environs.

tellomon · « **Reply #9191 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:53:55 PM »

No wonder nobody posts here.

The intimidation factor is excessive
and unclarified.
The whole Everybody in the World
is a
PUSSY WIMP MOMMAS BOY
DADDYS GIRL
SOFT SHELL SOLD OUT EGOMANIAC.

Where's Brum6y now that I need him?

tellomon · « **Reply #9192 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:16:53 PM »

i'M NOT SOBER AGAIN.

I should be expected to be as such, ha!
Whatever. Go catch a shite Train to Felafeltown.

Rly: Today, all that and a caffeine Stroller Coaster ride....
sure , a warranted FELAFEL U is in good order,

Now....I won't do this, go there or lay it down.

What I got you don't get'

It's soooo bottom of the barrel of life that even The Tello Files Low Standards cannot admit this.

So I guess we're Mainstream again, yeah?

Spoiler: Two Virgin German Student Girlie Girls walk into Bar and sit with The Dicks.

The self-inclusive asses on scene made a police report and pressed charges.
The asses were pissed, and calamity ensues. Fun for the whole dysfunctional family!!!

And then there was

tellomon · « **Reply #9193 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:30:21 PM »

So let me now issue a Clarion Call!

Um, I forgot.

*smee* · « **Reply #9194 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:40:47 PM »

Yibster let us down again

tellomon · « **Reply #9195 on:** January 25, 2021, 07:43:30 PM »

Info pls!!!!

I thot he never stopped being the last hope
of nothing special...

Heh heh just go with the booger bells, it's an instant hit!

But I tell ya true, I'm craving PINK straight from the denim wrapper....

If we dint have 2 million feet of fresh powder, I'd venture out and hijack the Bus to Pussy Town.

But no. Nevermind me. I can cum along later when the Lesbos aren't looking...
I will pwn them in my abscence of mind.

Are we on Court TV yet???

tellomon · « **Reply #9196 on:** January 25, 2021, 08:05:26 PM »

Poon

tellomon · « **Reply #9197 on:** January 25, 2021, 09:46:28 PM »

I wanna buy something.

How much for Aussie side dishes on wheels?

tellomon · « **Reply #9198 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:30:29 PM »

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BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD
RONALD CULLEY
Account ???? 3223
RONALD,
Funds have been added to your account.
Date:

01/25/2021
Funding Amount:

$9000.00
Funding Method:

ACH

tellomon · « **Reply #9199 on:** January 25, 2021, 10:33:08 PM »

Sell me pussy!

Free shipping.
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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2643217 times)