Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2644408 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9100 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:09:06 PM »

is it over yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #9101 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:13:02 PM »

smee: so little and way late,
better than never and that izzint working out
so well, now is it?

Frankly I prefer to hate him cuz Love is Gay around here.

This could be THE END OF IT ALL
if that remark gets traction....

tellomon · « **Reply #9102 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:17:58 PM »

If Ingrid duzzint "Serve" me
then Sherry will.

I deserve it.

Like it's gonna felafel up my daily routine....TV, food, beer, repeat.

tellomon · « **Reply #9103 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:21:13 PM »

I'm not worried.
I'm alert.
Wouldn't you like to be a Lert too?

tellomon · « **Reply #9104 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:24:59 PM »

OK smee, come out come out where ever you are
ya felafeling asshat.

Take this BLOG and shove it
I ain't posting here no more.

(Yeah, right...)

tellomon · « **Reply #9105 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:29:39 PM »

Pre-emptive Strike: FELAFEL U smee.
I trusted you and this is
the stab in my back
that I get???

tellomon · « **Reply #9106 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:34:38 PM »

felafelin'' smee: friend to no one, enemy to all.

I'M SURE WE CAN RESPECT HIS PRIVACY.

Who knows where he lives? Let's visit!

tellomon · « **Reply #9107 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:40:03 PM »

please, please stop me.

tellomon · « **Reply #9108 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:45:30 PM »

And so Ingridmin
be all like....

tellomon · « **Reply #9109 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:48:21 PM »

Seems to me it be better just to contain it all in The Sin Bin.

Plenty of new friends to be made there.

tellomon · « **Reply #9110 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:50:48 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9111 on:** January 24, 2021, 11:59:32 PM »

Two feline Pinkerton asshat Admin strokers on superpower potions
stumble into a Biker Bar in Detroit. Or Perth.

tellomon · « **Reply #9112 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:03:16 AM »

Hey FELAFEL U Oz! You let me in and won't show me the way out.

What am I supposed to do, behave myself?

felafel THAT!

This is REAL FREEDOM.

etc.

*smee* · « **Reply #9113 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:03:25 AM »

And order 2 Fluffy duck cocktails

tellomon · « **Reply #9114 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:07:05 AM »

Take it away, smee!

felafel this.....I'm hurting myself in vivid black and white detail, with font adjustments.

(Why am I so anxshuss to get annihilated by Raging Pink Pussy adversaries, mothers and Admin-types by the shite-buckets full??

What I have not done is the question, and the answers need not be tendered.
All in due time says the wise man on the corner with a cheap suit and a 50 cent grin.

Have I been here before?

It's De Jah voo doo....again...!)

*smee* · « **Reply #9115 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:13:02 AM »

Dont foget those lines

tellomon · « **Reply #9116 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:17:55 AM »

Dude, I sooo not follow this whole "LINE" gag.

I don't know so I can't play.

Will you please assume the center stage duties at this or any other time?

I can't do this anymore, got it?

Me, no.
smee, yes.

GO!
Killem with Komedy
or die trying....

tellomon · « **Reply #9117 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:22:28 AM »

Somebody, sometime, somewhere...has got to answer to the name of "Stupidfelafeler".

It may as well begin with you.
I already had my turn.

Go!

tellomon · « **Reply #9118 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:26:41 AM »

OH! I see it's Midnight in Oz.
Is that yesterday or tomorrow?

*smee* · « **Reply #9119 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:27:42 AM »

Today is yesterdays tomorrow
Or tomorrows yesterday

tellomon · « **Reply #9120 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:28:10 AM »

And does Oz felafel a Give?

Silly me to be asking a Pet Drop Bear Advocate.

felafeling Hippie on smoking stolen wheels...

tellomon · « **Reply #9121 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:50:02 AM »

Dear Readers, Lurkers and Cuntrymen:
Please be advised that I really need you believe that this is NOT easy.

This is not an easy task here.

Every time I sit at my puter, I take a deep breath, have a swig of Plonck, Pray for the Masses, and I bleed.

tellomon · « **Reply #9122 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:53:01 AM »

Aww goddammit now look what you did! You made me weep.

I hate being human.
It's so lame, I can't believe it.

Of all the things in The Universe to be...this is what we get?

It's a bogus deal. Don't take it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9123 on:** January 25, 2021, 12:59:02 AM »

1076509 Views. I'll take this!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9124 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:05:00 AM »

You know what separates Humans from the Animals?

Toilet Paper and the opposing thumb to use it.

Whoopdie F*cking Doo! Ain't we something!!???

No.

Not on my watch.

tellomon · « **Reply #9125 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:24:48 AM »

COMING SOON:

The Evidence to support my Allegations.

It's gonna hurt,
but I'll be OK.

tellomon · « **Reply #9126 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:34:14 AM »

Cynthia G Mish
Love this??

Lisa Gottesman
Are you a photographer? I am in need of professional photos of the area.

Ron Tello Culley
I like to watch Divorce Videos. Now THAT'S action!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9127 on:** January 25, 2021, 01:39:51 AM »

Samvel Hovhannisyan asked a question .
January 22 at 11:09 AM ·
Hi, if you are driving from San Francisco to Lake Arrowhead would you take 5 then 210 or 99 then 15 then 138 ?
And will it snow tonight ?

Samvel Hovhannisyan
Thank you everyone, (even those who try to be funny), we made it in 7 hours from Placerville, CA through 5-210.

Klvn Dgtl
You avoided this, good for you

Ron Tello Culley
What do you mean "Try to be funny?" This is not easy, ya know? Some of us got kicked out of Clown School and were forced to a life on the mean streets of Vaudeville. Have Mercy!

tellomon · « **Reply #9128 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:14:22 AM »

Here's something that shouldn't happen everyday.

My crib door got frozen shut again.
3 feet of snow outside will do it, as in...NOW!

So I bust out using a hatchet and a Painter's 5 in 1 tool.

The task made noise.

Oh, then chickey doodles #1 of the 2 who rent Sherry's former room,,,comes to me and alerts me to the time. Around 6:40 AM. Daybreak.
And she's running her mouth like I'm supposed to respect her?
Oh I woke her up.
No, telling her I hadda bust outta my crib is less important than her pillow-soft life.

Here's the Totem Pole here:

They rent a room.

I LIVE here. This is MY House.

So felafel you.

I'll tell Sherry before she does, cuz she will. felafeling RAT!

I can't wait to see the mud on their faces when SHTF!

They'll be all like dying, and I'm all "Hurry up about it, I need the space". LOL

Felafelhead Mortals...who do they think I am?

Oh I know.....all that which lies below. Sure.
Brown Nose Pigs!
Wouldn't be so bad if they didn't breed.
Or Adopt.

tellomon · « **Reply #9129 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:27:39 AM »

Fact is: nobody here knows
what gives and goes
in the
Crib
of
Tello.

That's our little secret, ok?

tellomon · « **Reply #9130 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:31:19 AM »

These 2 chickeys here don't respect me.

Not gonna happen.

tellomon · « **Reply #9131 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:36:48 AM »

What IS gonna happen is me, carrying on like I own the joint.

And boo-hoo to the infidels .

It's too easy to move out.
Easier to get new ppl in!
Advertising works!

Again:
My House.

felafel you.

Deal with it.

That's Law!

tellomon · « **Reply #9132 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:42:27 AM »

ROOM FOR RENT

Spacious Master Bed and Bath
Kitchen, Laundry, wifi.

Parking in the front
Tello in the back.
$550/mo + security deposit.
909 555 felafelyou

tellomon · « **Reply #9133 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:53:08 AM »

Asher Mtb
January 22 at 9:02 AM ·
I am looking for some labor help. We are building a deck and various other projects. Call me if you can help. The project is located in Moonridge. 562-234-8834

Pan Chito
home depot guys charges 250 per 8 hrs

Darren Guentert
I need to become a Home Depot Guy. That is 65,000 a year...no taxes.

Ron Tello Culley
Your project is under 4 feet of snow right now.
You might wanna invest in Common Sense today.

tellomon · « **Reply #9134 on:** January 25, 2021, 02:59:16 AM »

Looking for someone to draft “As built plans” / engineering plans for a deck that was built by the previous owner who didn’t complete the permit process in Sugarloaf.

Lori Williams
Mark Lee

Ron Tello Culley
Ah, The Loaf.. we don't need no stinking permits! lol

tellomon · « **Reply #9135 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:24:07 AM »

And in other News, neighbors are standing in line at Tello's house
to volunteer to put the You in felafel!

The response is crushing the yard snow! Good for me I don't have to shovel shite!

tellomon · « **Reply #9136 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:26:03 AM »

Yeah, like my finely tuned snow shovels are gonna make world history or put a smile on the faces of every baby in town.

Not.
Today.

tellomon · « **Reply #9137 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:29:33 AM »

And if perchance those Babies should cry about it,
let them know that Uncle Ronnie doesn't felafeling care, so get over it ya cry baby....
And take yer mother with ya, I don't wanna hear her either....

tellomon · « **Reply #9138 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:34:50 AM »

Geez, I sound so angry and defiant, like a raving sane man in a madhouse.

How's my Ratings?

And why?

I know what I'm doing;
I just can't explain why it won't expire and die, or worse: BANISHMENT.

It's a wonderful world of disenchantment, and yooooo live in it!

Follow me. I'll be right behind you!

tellomon · « **Reply #9139 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:47:29 AM »

Dee Levey
Admin

Okay all roads R2 restrictions now and all roads leading up to Big Bear are R2 restrictions with delays

Ron Tello Culley
Dammit! Just HYBERNATE ALREADY!!!!
Join me, we can cuddle.

Ron Tello Culley
This means YOU!

Ron Tello Culley
What part of I'm desperate to break the shackles of cabin fever do you not comprehend? No, wait. Nevermind. It's not a cabin....it's an RV.

tellomon · « **Reply #9140 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:59:57 AM »

Cindy Altheide asked a question . ·
My husband and I have been up here over 25 years. We both worked down the mountain for years and years including the weekends and neither of us remember the roads being so bad. There was no back up or cars stuck all over the roadways. Why is it like this now? What has changed from 15-20 years ago?

Laura Lothyan
Even before Covid there was an uptake of tourists coming up here way more than say even 15 years ago. With the downturn in the economy years back people needed more affordable options and closer ones and it seems the trend has staid the same. Just wish people had respect and took their trash with them.

T Marie Castillo
How over populated we are so many more humans than 15 years ago n now everyone has entitlement issues

Corby Huskey
Be safe and have fun! I work at Snow Valley & it took me 3 hours to get home last night. Too many people shouldn’t drive in snow, they don’t know how! It used to snow way more that this every year !

Monique Cavin
Yea it’s strange my road is always cleared after lake and they still haven’t done in that 100 ft from my place to lake is frustrating cause I can see freedom lol where is he????? Lol

Ted Matthews
Too many newbs. I fear for our future. Seriously.

Les B. Golden
Don't be blaming it on no virus because people are staying home it's been like this for like 10 years every year keeps getting worse the last year and the year before we're just as bad as this year trash everywhere people parking in the middle of the streets everywhere

Anthony B Mello
Some people dont know how to put cha8ns on and in my case the cars wheel well dosnt fit chains

Micah Kiter
Anthony B Mello You can get alternative traction devices that will fit such as Spider-Spikes, or Autosocks, etc.

Freckles Gonzalez
Global warming

Mike Kovak
When I first moved to Crestline the population year-round was about 7,000 now it's nearly 11,000

Charlene Stickney
Thanks to gruesomeNewsom there is less funding. Therefore, there is less people doing a bigger job.

Christie Gabriel Millette
Procreation

Ron Tello Culley
Skynet is unaware and does not care about the destruction of Humanity. Local politicians do!

Ron Tello Culley
How many times am I allowed to say felafel Snow before I am Banished from the Internet? That one dint count.

tellomon · « **Reply #9141 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:17:48 AM »

Dee Levey
The roads through town aren't too bad as long as you watch out for the idiots that don't know how to drive and take their time and I've been watching the trucks take big loads of snow out towards the lake which means they also believe we have a whole lot more snow coming

Chaunda Bastian
Dee Levey wow, I didn’t know they did that. We differently need the lake filled up. 😁🙏🏻

Marion Selover
Dee Levey might as well put it in a good place.

Ron Tello Culley
Soylent Green is Purple. Soylent Snow is Yellow.

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Dee Levey nooooo

Gary Lee Burris
If you want to time go down to Maple and BigBear Boulevard and watch the clowns come off the hill from the high school it’s riot and it’s free

Ron Tello Culley
Snow ate my camera.

Ron Tello Culley
Maple is the where the action is! It's so So. Cal.
Not my fault.

tellomon · « **Reply #9142 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:47:15 AM »

Charmin Davis Mccoy
With all of the accidents , people unprepared and stuck, WHY CANT THIS BE ON THAT GIANT FLASHING SIGN at the bottom of 18 and 330. DONT COME UP UNPREPARED!!! Or wait until major part of storm is over before allowing no one but residents up. Our resources are limited and too many people getting hurt or properties damaged.

Kara Biondo Norris
Taking my comment out of nested:
Keep in mind: it won't matter what we do. The problem is that some people simply have no regard for anything. Before moving up here, we would come up and sled and packed out our trash and never left broken sleds behind. We also never broke our sleds! When my family goes to the beach we never leave trash. Same with hiking. It's just a sad mentality of entitled people today🤷 Fines and signs and restrictions won't change that sad fact??

Rick Dinon
If I recall from the MAC, it is in the plans. I think they were going to update the configuration, so they wanted to install the latest. I'll follow up next meeting.

Robin Shelton
Hi all wondering if anyone knows how 188, 138 and 18 are ? I need to get off the mountain today foe business tomorrow down the hill does anyone know if leaving around 12:30-1:30 would be a good idea? I have 4 wheel drive but my chains are not in my S… See More

Tricia Kelly
Cal Trains and the Patrol have to spot check before they even head up the road of no RETURNS for miles - Critical thinking today is missing in most people, and this is a perfect example. - More signs, more breaks in the railing with warning signs both ways so drivers know ahead in the clear people can , - "turn around'

Ron Tello Culley
I find this conversation to be very inspirational. I'm looking for new and creative ways to test fire my new Air Gun. Nothing Hanky....

Ron Tello Culley
I say it is a Civic Duty for Intelligent, responsible people to give the Tards a gentle nudge to get in line or get the felafel out. That's the Word from On High (Sugarloaf).

tellomon · « **Reply #9143 on:** January 25, 2021, 04:58:50 AM »

Mine Tafich de Fernández
January 15 at 4:05 PM ·
So I have a question...
My son (will be 15 this month,) has been invited to a sleep over b-day of one of his friends, with 4-5 other boys. One cancelled because his brother got covid and he might have it, but he is feeling good he said, but he rather not risk it.
First...The sleep over it's for two days?? Wtf?? ( Not approving) second... Girls are showing up later at night when mom is sleeping. 😱… See More

Aaron Thomack
I wouldn't let him go. Also if girls were coming and it was one of my daughters body's would be missing

Peggy OBannon
My standard answer is if everyone is jumping off a cliff does it mean you should too!

Noralyn Brechler-Salazar
Peggy OBannon still holds true!

Ron Tello Culley
I would like to examine the cliff and then make a determination about the jumping I may or may not make. It should be Brain Science and Rocket Surgery.
Stay safe, in a Dare Devil kind of way...

tellomon · « **Reply #9144 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:09:58 AM »

Teri Landry Dickson
What does ISO mean? Thank you!

Cathy Brown Garcia
Teri Landry Dickson in search of

Ron Tello Culley
I'm So Overweight.

Jessica E Trevino
Teri Landry Dickson in search of— keyboard trolls are hungry today

Lynn Talmon
In 2020 during the covid times It’s actually also become a slang term meaning “isolation”. Such as “I’m so over the iso.” “The iso is killing me” 😩

Ron Tello Culley
Jessica E Trevino Yeah and whadda ya expect? We're covered in snow, hungry for July and we make shite happen by accident. I'm just a human bean...

Ron Tello Culley
I so wanna cut the crap and get on with it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9145 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:15:03 AM »

Dee Levey
Admin
· January 20 at 4:58 AM ·
Per group rules,No Politics🇺🇸Drama free group and plan to keep it that way. Not interested in anger and violence today. I've never been a follower. I'm smart enough, and strong enough,to realize the next 4 years will not change who I am,nor will it create anything that cannot be fixed. If you cannot act like an adult today then go throw your tantrum elsewhere.
This daycare is closed🇺🇸

Sheila Lind
Some people just want to bring misery and live under a black cloud. They don’t appreciate where they live and how blessed they are. It’s the best day ever!!!
Try Love and Peace....

Ron Tello Culley
Try Common Sense, while supplies last!

Jo Anna Harper
You know, I was going to laugh.🤣🤣

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Amen. We are all Americans

Ron Tello Culley
Aww dammit is this the Rules Post? Wake me up when it's over, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #9146 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:20:47 AM »

Andrew Valencia
Its that time to site out and watch the dummy's lol

Ron Tello Culley
TV can't compare to this action! Get it on TV!

Ron Tello Culley
They are all like "I can't drive" and I say "yes you can
but yer car won't get you there".

tellomon · « **Reply #9147 on:** January 25, 2021, 05:31:17 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
Jessica E Trevino Yeah and whadda ya expect? We're covered in snow, hungry for July and we make shite happen by accident. I'm just a human bean...

Jessica E Trevino
Ron Tello Culley now that you say it that way 🥲 you right lol

Ron Tello Culley
It checks out, thx!

Ron Tello Culley
I don't always like to be right, but when I am....I humble myself and take a toke, and all my cares go up in smoke.

Lynn Talmon
Thanks for follow up

Ron Tello Culley
I so wanna cut the crap and get on with it!

Ron Tello Culley
I hope I have not offended anybody much. This Free Speech thing can get gnarly, ya know? I just wanna be cool on this OK? Peas out!

tellomon · « **Reply #9148 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:04:54 AM »

Elise Guise
Is there a church or group up here that helps the needy? I have three boxes of children’s books. Some used and worn, others in excellent condition like brand new. I also have many stuffed animals, toys?, dolls, etc. I would like it gone all in one lot. Kindly PM me. I hope this is OK to post here Dee Levey??.

Nora Yeates
Doves has a great book section for kids and all donations go to help domestic violence survivors

Pat-Bob Banning
There is always the local buy nothing group. I like that because I get to give stuff to my neighbors and meet them along the way. Just join the group. https://m.facebook.com/groups/1462108480612757/?multi_permalinks=1814609482029320%2C18146086320294… See More
Buy Nothing Big Bear/Fawnskin, CA

Elise Guise
Pat-Bob Banning thank you! Just joined.

Ron Tello Culley
Oh man that's some deep Hippie shite right here, and I approve of it!

Ron Tello Culley
I'd love to donate! Bring your snow plow to my house and we can deal!

Ron Tello Culley
I like (not) the part in Life when the goods are free and shipping is murder.

Ron Tello Culley
I'm a former eBayer in recovery... 10 years without a buy.

tellomon · « **Reply #9149 on:** January 25, 2021, 06:57:12 AM »

From Notifications
Ron Tello Culley

Got Snow?
We're giving it away!
Big Bear, Ca., need I say more?

Jim Farmer
A friend of mine just posted pictures from Big Bear this morning.... He's skiing with his kids.

Ron Tello Culley
They are NOT coming back alive. It's bad, LOL!

Ron Tello Culley
It's so bad that bad can't describe it. It's more like "Oh now what? That? felafelin'' A..."

Ron Tello Culley
Shelter in Place, and shovel out the neighbors. It ain't July yet.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2644408 times)