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Hey, regarding "Topic"....

I'm not working onnit now.

Relax.

I ain't dead yet, but it's coming.

Hopefully not in Big Bad Bear.

Make it a 911 date for me in Montello please.

Do Mortal Combat Wounds count as "Natural Causes"?


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13 Ways to Do Laundry Post-SHTF

When it comes to an extended power outage, whether living off grid by choice or due to a SHTF situation, one of the things just about everyone will have to figure out eventually is how to do laundry. Your standard electric powered washer and dryer set most likely won’t be functioning unless you’ve planned ahead for the strain on your solar powered system or generator.

If we look back in history though, we know that although many may not remember it, there was a time when powered washers and dryers didn’t even exist. Most of the ways to do laundry post-SHTF we’ve included on our list involve those methods used by our early ancestors along with some recent inventions that have since been designed to conserve water and reduce reliance on power.

Non-Electric Methods Used by Our Ancestors to Do Landry
Our ancestors had to make do without electric washers and dryers. So for those of us who are looking for ways to do laundry post-SHTF, some of those early methods could be an option.

1. Beat Over Rocks or Stone
Our really early ancestors washed their clothes using the closest river or stream. They would beat and scrub or even trample the clothes over rocks or stones near the water’s edge and then rinse and repeat the process. If you find yourself with easy access to a river or stream post-SHTF, this method could help you keep your clothes clean.


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So, ahh.... lol.

I want to share my new meds with you.

Forget the name.
It's by prescription only.
Courtesy of The State.

The Doc advised me what they can do.

They deliver, as advertised.

My testimony:

They remove all sensation of lingering, daily sciatica pain.

The side effects: I feel like a pillow. I sleep in a coma for 10 hours.

It is what lethal injection sounds like, as experts describe it.

Slipping into a pleasant darkness.
Emerging On Stage in the Ether
to perform nothing and nobody cares.
Not a Sold-Out Show.

Drugs used to be fun.

Now they are essential.

"Non-habit forming" is a commercial slogan.

I decide when to habit.

Are we having fun yet?
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I had specifically asked the Doc: "Is this a heavy weight narcotic with significant street value?"

I was advised to hide them in a Tylenol bottle.

I have them stashed in a fake moldy sammich.

Security is essential too.


I have furthermore found out, that contrary to the Doc's advisement,
alcohol tends to "enhance" the effects.

Hey, I was thirsty, alright?


:smee!: "Turbo Meds". Just add Plonck.
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I tell ya, digging up "Dirt" on Tessa
is beginning to seem like digging my own grave.

But I'm ambitious.

Look out.


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"If this keeps up any longer,
we will all be forced to become slaves
of Chocolate".

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I'm sorry, kids, but that whole Tessa thing just ain't working out.

Back to The Main Event:


THE GREAT DECLINE BY DESIGN.
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Who invented the first color wheel?

Leonardo da Vinci
Sir Isaac Newton
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Sir Isaac Newton accomplished many things in his 84 years on Earth, but one creation most people don’t realize is on the Newton roster of fame is the color wheel. While quarantined due to England’s plague, Newton spent hours with prisms and mirrors studying how white sunlight split into red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, and blue light.

He realized that when the light of three colors — red, green, and blue — combined, they regenerated white light. Newton went on to study how primary colors made secondary colors and realized this rainbow of hues had a harmonious relationship similar to that of music. Newton gave each hue a musical note and placed those notes on a rotating disk to analyze how they interacted. This music-inspired disk became the color wheel artists know, love, and swear by today.

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Any way you cut it, this is remarkable. Former President Donald Trump is banned from Twitter while the Taliban – a murderous collection of Islamic terrorists – is welcomed by Twitter.

https://reclaimingamerica.net/twitter-yes-to-taliban-but-no-to-trump/


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Reports out of Afghanistan indicate that Christians are fleeing for their lives to the mountains in a desperate attempt to escape the Taliban who are going door to door searching for Christians to murder.

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President Joe Biden said the Taliban is “going through sort of an existential crisis” and credited the group for giving Americans “safe passage” to get out of Afghanistan, during an interview that aired Thursday.

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Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp accused of enabling Taliban


:tello: " Somehow, TREASON comes to mind... "
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Afghanistan: Doomed From the Start

The mission that the United States—or, to be more precise, the George W. Bush Administration—set for itself in Afghanistan was doomed from the beginning. It declared unrealizable goals, which experience quickly showed were unrealizable, and then instead of learning from that experience, continued on in the same way, repeating them.

And not just the Bush Administration but the entire bipartisan foreign policy establishment. If the hoary cliché is true that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, then American policy in Afghanistan over the last 20 years is a textbook example.


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Ejecting Biden


There is need to beat a dead horse regarding our humiliation in Afghanistan—the hasty retreat, the desperate refugees clinging to the last planes out of Kabul, the billions of dollars of weapons that were left behind for no reason (other than to provide a new slush fund for D.C.’s military-industrial campaign contributors).

Think of the $1 trillion borrowed and spent and the trillions that will be owed in interest for a war that took 20 years to lose (and the one-third of your work-life the government confiscates, in taxes, to obtain those trillions). Consider the tens of thousands of Americans killed and maimed after it was already clear that both Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda had decamped from Afghanistan and that there was no reason for us to be there.


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Intelligence agencies are pushing back Wednesday against the White House narrative that the sudden fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban caught the administration off guard.

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Suspected terrorists crossing border 'at a level we have never seen before,' outgoing Border Patrol chief says

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FBI Finds Capitol Riot Was Not A Coordinated Plot

Reuters is reporting that officials familiar with the FBI’s investigation of the Capitol riot find there is little to no evidence that the event was a coordinated plot to overturn the election.

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Lindsey Graham Gives Biden A Direct Order – He Demands Joe’s State Department Leaders To Be Fired

There’s no question Biden failed when he pulled our troops from Afghanistan.

But the blame goes beyond just Sleepy Joe. He had officials and advisors who signed off on this unplanned withdrawal.


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The incompetency is staggering.
State Department Memo Warned Of Afghanistan Collapse In July

On Thursday, it was revealed that a classified State Department cable warned Secretary of State Antony Blinken that Kabul would quickly fall into Taliban hands after the August 31 troop withdrawal deadline.

Ultimately, the Afghan army completely collapsed in a matter of days, and the entire country soon followed.

This news came from a report in the Wall Street Journal.

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The liberal media is trying to cover up Biden's Afghanistan debacle as best as they can.
Administration mouthpieces at CNN tried to call these anti-American events “peaceful” despite the video

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris can’t hide from the disaster of their botched Afghanistan withdrawal.

Their laughing stock media mouthpieces at CNN tried to spin reality with their coverage and attempts to shift blame to Donald Trump, neither of which are gaining them any viewers.

Now administration mouthpieces at CNN tried to call these anti-American events “peaceful” despite the video.


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Photos: Taliban Fighters Dressed as US Troops to Mock America in Propaganda Videos

After a humiliating swift takeover of Afghanistan amid President Biden’s botched troop withdrawal Taliban fighters are now rubbing it in America’s face with propaganda videos that show members of a special unit decked out in US special forces gear.

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CNN Reporter in Kabul Blisters Biden: ‘If This Isn’t Failure, What Does Failure Look Like?’

CNN reporter Clarissa Ward, who has been covering the situation on the ground in Kabul, Afghanistan, since the city fell to the Taliban on Sunday, blasted President Joe Biden on Thursday and appeared to questions the president’s conclusion that the Afghan withdrawal is not a “failure.”

In his interview with ABC News’s George Stephanopoulos Wednesday night, Biden was asked whether, given that the Taliban have now taken over the country and the United States is struggling to evacuate American citizens and Afghan nationals with special visas, the withdrawal could be considered a “failure,” Biden became visibly angry.


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ABC News Appears to Have Not Aired 900+ Words From Biden During Interview on GMA. Here They Are.

ABC News’ “Good Morning America” appears to have not aired nearly a thousand words from Democrat President Joe Biden’s interview with host George Stephanopoulos, according to a review of a transcript published by the network and a review of the footage that it aired.

The interviews comes as the administration faces an absolute debacle in Afghanistan that was precipitated by Biden’s chaotic pullout from the nation. Biden has avoided answering questions from reporters during two brief sets of remarks that he gave to the media this week and he has spent a significant portion of time during this crisis on vacation in Delaware, where his administration refuses to disclose who he meets with.


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