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See that?

LURKER BLITZ!
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Randal ยท Metal Garden Shed

Randal Bremer
Hello Ron, I'd like to come and take a look at your shed sometime tomorrow if possible, let me know where you are and a good time to be there, thanks
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I'd like to come take a look at it tomorrow if possible, let me know where you are and a good time to be there, thanks
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Here's the scene: I expect a local in the morning to see it, and estimate a dump run. If she passes on the shed, I'll let you have a go at it.
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[EDITORIAL]

You wouldn't believe the living hell it was when Sherry and I put the kit up.

I was advised midway thru the project that China stuff is never just right.

Our snag was the door rollers rail.

The instructions were vague.
The youtube tutorial was vague.

Yankee ingenuity prevailed, thank you.

When it was up, set firmly on a palletized floor/base, I built the shelves with the dismembered parts
of pallets.

I'm really creative with pallets.

And now, as our world comes crashing down,
one thing will endure.

Pallets.
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2 scoops chocolate ice cream.
1 jigger of Tequila.

It's peer reviewed.

*bUrP*
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CDC Forced To Admit Publishing False Florida COVID Numbers

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) published false COVID data regarding new cases in Florida, stating that the state had 28,317 new active cases on August 8.

If that number were accurate, it would represent a record for new cases, and when the report came out, the corporate press reacted predictably. Republican Governor Ron DeSantis was especially savaged over his handling of the pandemic as the new school year approaches.

The Florida Department of Health quickly noticed a problem with the CDC report. It turns out that the CDC combined data from more than one day to come up with the number it published for August 8.

The state health officials showed that the actual number for August 8 was 15,319, about 54 percent of the number CDC reported. The department tweeted the next day that the CDC numbers were incorrect and expected the record to be corrected.



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" Ah, OZ.

What fresh hell is this? "
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It's Sunday in America.

Day of Rest.
Fasting.
Prayer.

TV and beer.

The news rolls on, and I'm rolling up.

Later.


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:tello: "Here's News I Can Use.... "

Biden admin approves largest-ever permanent increase to food stamp program, claims effort will 'stabilize our democracy'

The Biden administration on Monday announced the largest-ever increase to the federal government's Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, approving an additional $20 billion for the already expansive initiative.

The increase, which is meant to be permanent, hikes food stamp stipends by more than 20% from their pre-pandemic levels and affects every single one of the program's 42 million beneficiaries, the New York Times first reported.

"The move does not require congressional approval, and unlike the large pandemic-era expansions, which are starting to expire, the changes are intended to last," the Times added in its report.

The SNAP program, designed to provide food assistance to low-income families and individuals, has been steadily growing since its inception in 1974. It now feeds about 1 in 8 Americans.

In a news release, the U.S. Department of Agriculture explained that as a part of the revamped Thrifty Food Plan, beneficiaries will receive an additional $36 a month. Before the coronavirus pandemic, the monthly stipend was $121.

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack described the increase as an investment in the future.

"A modernized Thrifty Food Plan is more than a commitment to good nutrition โ€” it's an investment in our nation's health, economy, and security," Vilsack said. "Ensuring low-income families have access to a healthy diet helps prevent disease, supports children in the classroom, reduces health care costs, and more."

In conversation with the Times a week earlier, Vilsack added that the food stamp safety net helps "stabilize our democracy."

"We may have a Constitution and a Declaration of Independence, but if we had 42 million Americans who were going hungry, really hungry, they wouldn't be happy and there would be political instability," he explained.

The USDA changes come as a result of the 2018 Farm Bill and President Biden's COVID-19 relief executive order issued Jan. 22. In the order, Biden called for the program to be expanded and the nutrition plan to be revised in order to accurately account for "the true cost of a basic healthy diet."

"To set SNAP families up for success, we need a Thrifty Food Plan that supports current dietary guidance on a budget," Stacy Dean, deputy undersecretary for food, nutrition, and consumer services, noted in the news release. "Too many of our fellow Americans struggle to afford healthy meals. The revised plan is one step toward getting them the support they need to feed their families."

According to the Times, critics of the plan argue that an increase isn't needed since the program is designed to cover only part of the beneficiary's monthly grocery bill, not all of it.

They also argue that the monthly stipend would go a lot further if beneficiaries spent it on nutritious foods rather than unhealthy snacks. USDA data shows that 10% of SNAP program stipend money is spent on sugary drinks.


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Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
To:
Sherry Kopack

Tue, Aug 17 at 3:26 PM

Questions.

We sell the doors, right? I will make that happen. Money for you.

What about cinderblocks? NOT going into garage. Sell them? Money for you.

Both sheds sold. Metal one paid for, yet to move out, after dump run.

Rob Casper bidded $50 today for dump run, will come tomorrow. Jay is OK with paying half
cuz some is my crap, and I'm offering up my recycles as pay. Rob agreed to it.

I primered the barn doors; am proceeding on finish coats. The heat and humidity is mean.

Have enuff primer for front porch painting issue. Will have enuff white paint to finish it.

Fundraising is going slow but fine.

Cuz not all around garage things will fit in here, I'm looking for other places to temp. stash them for the Realtor video.

The lumber.... 2x4s from walls tear out....where do they go? Need to know. I want them for green house dome at my house. Cash Barter Trade. Need to know.

I can move sheet woods and 4 steel drums in here, out of sight from yard.

I found and talked to 2 pro-movers in town.

Looks good so far.

I love you and appreciate all that is good here.
I remember our first night at Rose Lane, you raped me, but the statute of limitations has expired, lol.

Will do physical exam Friday. I really am falling apart.
I had ice cream last night and my foot seized. Diabetic? Must find out.

OZRT still wants you. They said so....

That's all I can say now. I'm stoned again.

Cheers Baby Doll!

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Ron Tello <m86thecat@yahoo.com>
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Tue, Aug 17 at 6:08 PM

Flatwoods and 4 steel drums in the garg.

Nice.

Rolling tool boxes in front of them and still walk way space.;

As I planned!
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:tello: "  Hey you know I can use some help here behind the scenes.

I fail to post, eat and poo all in the same moment.

I can handle the beverages and rolling cigarettes while on the phone.

I can say more, but it's nasty.

I like to stay safe under the Current Admin Regime. 12 years and not Cancelled at all.

Nice. "
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Hey, this is my idea, reality of fun.
Simple.
Effective.
I don't like being human all the time.
But I work, play and sleep hard.

And I got some award-winning poops if yer interested...

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Mon 11:42 AM
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Hi, can you help us with another dump run? Come look, thx!
Casper
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May i come look tomorrow or tonight.
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Yes, ASAP
Casper
Casper Casper
Casper
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Tonight around 5
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OK!
Mon 5:14 PM
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On your way?
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Just got back from hospital. May i come tomorrow
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10 AM works for me. I'm in the garage.
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😊
9:24 AM
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See u soon
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6:54 PM
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I really need you to pull this off for us, and when you are here, we need a chat on other issues. Should be nice.
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Still no truck
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Sounds like we need to sit down and talk shop. I did what you talk about. Good time. What is life? Thx for the Update.  Wanna hijack a truck? Just a thought, lol..... Swing by anytime soon.
Read my crap online here, better than what you imagined... or not. Enjoy literature.
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:tello: "The ONE thing that brings me close to the show Law and Order is....
I was in NYC in 1974.

Family Vacay, see?

I did what most peeps only seen on TV.

I touched the Twin Towers.

World Traveler.

Beep-beep! "


I'm from So. Cal.
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More news on board than anybody can chew.

I hope we fade to black and roll credits soon.
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