LOL!
I got nekkid piccys and you don't.
"This is doomed to appear on your Permanent Record. You know that, right?"
"Permanent. L O F U. The only thing like that around here is the destruction left behind of a Pro-Active Volcano, Tsunami, Urban Calamity or Transportation Disaster."
"wwrrrrwwrrrrrrwwwwrrrwrrrrr.....*"
"Exactly."