Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2643989 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8200 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:45:27 PM »

Friends don't let friends sleep and post.

There is a failing going on here....

*Snipe 165*

tellomon · « **Reply #8201 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:50:07 PM »

Any Happy New Year posts will be deleted.

I mean the poster will be removed.

ZERO tolerance for the mundane and trivial.

We do important work here.

*smee* · « **Reply #8202 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:52:39 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2021, 06:19:10 PM

yer more flocked up in the head than I am!

Thank you , I wondered how many years it would take you to realise this

tellomon · « **Reply #8203 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:54:29 PM »

I got your Back, smee!

It's your front that needs work.

That tat RULES!

*smee* · « **Reply #8204 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:56:20 PM »

Given that you've done porridge it worries me that you've got my back

And ive got more front than Walmart

tellomon · « **Reply #8205 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:00:04 PM »

Fuggit! New year snipe!

Watch the time stamp.

It's legal!

tellomon · « **Reply #8206 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:01:49 PM »

It's OFFICIAL!

2021 has arrived in California, and nobody is better off for it, yet...

tellomon · « **Reply #8207 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:02:52 PM »

And as far as Oz is concerned, they can pump their own gas.

tellomon · « **Reply #8208 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:06:04 PM »

Oh goddammit! Anarchist Pranksters are blowing up vacant covid houses.

I don't mind the potential fire hazard, it's the noise that bothers me most. I'm watching TV here. Can I listen to it too???

Fuggin noise boyz!

They're not looking forward to New Years Beers like I am!

tellomon · « **Reply #8209 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:14:01 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 01, 2021, 06:56:20 PM

Given that you've done porridge it worries me that you've got my back

And ive got more front than Walmart

Dammit, smee. Can't ya see I'm trying to post here?

Hippie Gnu Yar ya Plonker!

*smee* · « **Reply #8210 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:20:27 PM »

I'll see your plonker comment and raise you a pillock

tellomon · « **Reply #8211 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:21:59 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah like 21 is gonna do ya a favor!

Fantasize again!

what did smee say? I missed that one.
Was it important and on topic?
No?
Perfect!

*smee* · « **Reply #8212 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:30:16 PM »

Mr Sticky is on standby and will enter the convo if required

tellomon · « **Reply #8213 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:31:47 PM »

Do it.
Admin is a far-gone inconclusion.

Wait! I can do this....

tellomon · « **Reply #8214 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:35:45 PM »

Here's to 21!

tellomon · « **Reply #8215 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:40:55 PM »

felafel Admin! What have they ever done for me?

Oh yeah, that...

tellomon · « **Reply #8216 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:49:46 PM »

Aside from that mild indiscretion, the past 11 years here has been a Blessing, a Curse and a Duty for reasons best lest unspoken and broken down into scientific lingo.

tellomon · « **Reply #8217 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:53:05 PM »

I'm drinking.
I'm posting.

FELAFEL U!

21 sounds like a Card Game, not a reality.

tellomon · « **Reply #8218 on:** January 01, 2021, 07:59:51 PM »

You ppl have options.
Too bad they left town long ago...

And so now yer holding
a wet paper bag with
Thomas Gibson
trying to act his way
out of it!

tellomon · « **Reply #8219 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:06:50 PM »

Oh shite.. Dental Records again.

tellomon · « **Reply #8220 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:12:47 PM »

This is your world, people!

You made it , you eat it!

Bring teeth.

tellomon · « **Reply #8221 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:18:11 PM »

21 is gonna suck so hard...
not even the 2 Amigoes can stop it!

On yer own.

Deal widdit!

tellomon · « **Reply #8222 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:21:26 PM »

21 is the year that Admin walks away from here.

FREEDOM!

tellomon · « **Reply #8223 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:23:57 PM »

21 is the year that Admin nails me to a cross, using rusty nails.

They do the best they can, and I respect that!

F'n lame ass sods! Film makers generate more funds than this joint can do!

tellomon · « **Reply #8224 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:30:13 PM »

It should be EPIC,
but it won't.

tellomon · « **Reply #8225 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:37:48 PM »

21 is The Year when you have to STFU!

Shut Down this Site!

Walk away.
There's nothing to post here.

Please hurt yourself.
It cuts down my overtime invoices.

tellomon · « **Reply #8226 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:45:02 PM »

The GOOD NEWS is you can't hear it!

It's special and you are not!

tellomon · « **Reply #8227 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:46:12 PM »

And smee is all like, "DAH!"

tellomon · « **Reply #8228 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:51:53 PM »

Ask me a 21 question, I'll give you a 20 answer cuz it's still valid.

tellomon · « **Reply #8229 on:** January 01, 2021, 08:55:37 PM »

What's with the numbers, anyway?

Can't we just get naked
and make
Jerky out of each other?

tellomon · « **Reply #8230 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:00:31 PM »

Rodeo Clowns never had this much fun!

tellomon · « **Reply #8231 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:01:59 PM »

I'm drinking.

Stop me!

My Shout!

tellomon · « **Reply #8232 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:03:03 PM »

2 OZRT Members walk into a Bar......

*smee* · « **Reply #8233 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:07:17 PM »

And order Emu jerky

*smee* · « **Reply #8234 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:10:37 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2021, 08:51:53 PM

Ask me a 21 question, I'll give you a 20 answer cuz it's still valid.

Ok .....riddle me this ....

What are pig skins mainly used for

tellomon · « **Reply #8235 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:11:57 PM »

I saw a SALE on smee jerky.

I'm afraid to try it .

It's gonna be dry and tasteless.

tellomon · « **Reply #8236 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:13:47 PM »

Quote

Ok .....riddle me this ....

What are pig skins mainly used for

Footballs and snacks.

*smee* · « **Reply #8237 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:15:57 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2021, 09:13:47 PM

Quote
Ok .....riddle me this ....

What are pig skins mainly used for

Footballs and snacks.

No .........

To hold pigs together

*smee* · « **Reply #8238 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:16:34 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 01, 2021, 09:11:57 PM

I saw a SALE on smee jerky.

I'm afraid to try it .

It's gonna be dry and tasteless.

I sure people would use it as an aphrodisiac

tellomon · « **Reply #8239 on:** January 01, 2021, 09:20:14 PM »

Pack it up, People.

If this is what 21 has to offer.....

We are DOOMED!

Thx smee. Thx a lot, ya Pud!

tellomon · « **Reply #8240 on:** January 01, 2021, 10:21:22 PM »

21 can be an Evil Number.
I say Stock up on essential sleeping supplies.
Get a year's worth. Yule be glad you did!

tellomon · « **Reply #8241 on:** January 01, 2021, 10:36:08 PM »

The only thing more disturbing as the New Year is my January Birthday. Can we outlaw the number 63 please? It will mean a lot to me!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8242 on:** January 01, 2021, 10:56:41 PM »

Hey Kyle! I'm your Uncle.
Not my fault.

tellomon · « **Reply #8243 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:00:08 PM »

This lil felafeler is a Soldier.
Youth is wasted on the young, again.

I knew this brat as a Puppet Head.
He growd up to be a Stogie Patron.

My kind of Family Rebel!

(I Soooo want his teeth!
Seeins how I have none.. yeah I get envious, ok?)

tellomon · « **Reply #8244 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:04:58 PM »

Fuggit. He's just DNA on the run.

So are we all!

He's not Blood. We are all Paper.
His Daddy and I were adopted.

Family Values... paper thin.

tellomon · « **Reply #8245 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:07:25 PM »

I can tell the REAL story about how he came to be.
The details are shocking.

Do I wanna go there?

Not yet.

Hippie Gnu Yar!

tellomon · « **Reply #8246 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:19:46 PM »

Poor Kyle.
I can kill him with 2 words, as I answer his 'why is my life so felafeled up'!

I say

"Yo Mama"

and it's done.

tellomon · « **Reply #8247 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:23:32 PM »

You know, I don't go out of my way to hate family.
They step up and make their evil intensions known.
That's where the hating begins!
And they won't shut up. Ever.

I have a good case here.

felafel Family and drink indulgently!

tellomon · « **Reply #8248 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:31:31 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Goddammit! Larry is not talking. Prolly good. I dint wanna hear it anyways...

Larry Fulbright
Ron Tello Culley I’m still here but a little busy (not really but that sounds good right?) I live in Arizona now.

Ron Tello Culley
It's good to be alive anywhere!

Ron Tello Culley
Is Cindy still around?

Ron Tello Culley
oh, and you can tell Big Ronnie to felafel OFF from Little Ronnie!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8249 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:41:54 PM »

I'm talking about 2 of his 3 siblings.
Cindy was my babysitter, Ron was an asshoole.
I seen his Daddy give him a beat-down more than once.
Daddy was a Government Agent. He drove a Prinze.

So did my dad!
He worked for The Bus.

Any job will do.

All I ever asked was to keep the beatings
in proper perspective.

Oh, and the world was still Black and White, years after Color TV was introduced to the mass consumer market.

Suburbia...that's why I'm angry!!! I got it now.

I'm gonna go mow some lawns with poison.
After the snow goes away.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2643989 times)