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Real men dont eat sushi

Turn on yer Tello cam. Watch me!

Aww fuc#! SNIPE Page 164, what? Is this a sustainable thread?
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As I said ....Real men

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I wonder if Tye realises he is likely to suffer lead poisoning of the foot in due course?

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REAL TOOLS!

Have them NOT be them!
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As a Species, we are supposed to be Evolving.

Sorry. Not happening and the evidence sings the song.
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I wonder if Tye realises he is likely to suffer lead poisoning of the foot in due course?

LOL! I sooo deleted that post. No way that wonk can grease me ever again, and if he does i'll file his nose in your In Box!

That's when you demonstrate the Tello 2021 Snow Blaster Home Friendly Unit.

When ppl are eliminated, who is gonna look at ice and snow?
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Jeez, fuggin Trolls! What if I had posted for a Car Wash job? That Azzhule would come in yakking about
illegal immigration and scab wages.
Meanwhile that Bazturd is a Slacker online, living in his Mother's Basement, with no life!

And it REALLY, really HATES us.

*Warm* *Fuzzy* *Join me!*
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Sharon Jones
Beautiful

Renee Harmon Oleson
Gorgeous

Bonnie Cantley McCarthy
Absolutely gorgeous!!!

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That's MY street!

Steve Wilson
Picture was taken actually right in front of my driveway! They always walk their dogs by my house, nice couple. Looking north is always pretty after a good snow.

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Not a street. It's a Wagon Trail. And I hear that The Donner's are having a Party!
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911 is merely a suggestion. You don't have to do anything to die, so then we have nothing to Report!

And we got yer wallet!

Not gonna go your way in the Forum of Great Debate!
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The "Forum of Great Debate" is not a Standard Campus Feature.

felafelin'' Hippies are disrupting our usual proceedings.

They are Rude, but Colorful!
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Friends don't let friends
drink
and
post.

You failed me!
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Gilligan’s Island’ Actress Dawn Wells Dies at 82

The show about island castaways ran for only three seasons in the 1960s, but it cemented Wells, who played girl-next-door Mary Ann, as one of TV’s iconic good girls. The former Miss Nevada died Wednesday of COVID-19. Wells continued her run as Mary Ann long after the show ended, appearing in multiple reunion films and authoring two books about her character, one a cookbook and the other a self-help tome entitled What Would Mary Ann Do?
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"Stay at Home" policy.
Good idea around here at the higher elevation after a snowstorm.

If you go outside, as I did, you will slip on the ice, and fall, as I did.

Break the rules-Break your ass.

It's good to be smart.
You may begin NOW.
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I'm thinking about getting a cat.

Where can I get a cat?

Not just any cat.

THIS Kitty!
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lol truth be known...

smee's tattoo looks like that.

ON HIS FACE!

No wonder why he won't post it.

It's too beautiful!
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I can't even begin to TOP that!

But it may be informative for you to know that I
try to maintain my Good Health.

And I'm failing at it.

And you?
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Gilligan’s Island’ Actress Dawn Wells Dies at 82

The show about island castaways ran for only three seasons in the 1960s, but it cemented Wells, who played girl-next-door Mary Ann, as one of TV’s iconic good girls. The former Miss Nevada died Wednesday of COVID-19. Wells continued her run as Mary Ann long after the show ended, appearing in multiple reunion films and authoring two books about her character, one a cookbook and the other a self-help tome entitled What Would Mary Ann Do?


Did you know she won Miss Nevada many years ago?

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Oh yeah, that New Year thing going on right now....

Suck it up Suckers!

21 is an odd number.

We're doomed.
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The UPside is
that we can still
hire people
to
clean our
firearms!
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Did you know she won Miss Nevada many years ago?

Yeah, and may I remind you that
I'm Mr. Nevada,
the State's most unwanted character
in
all
of
human
history?


Look, Mary Ann died.
I dint.
What are you doing?
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smee?

SMEE??!!!

Goddammit, smee killed himself.

Weak.


There goes that groovy tattoo...
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LOL and yeah, I used TEAL!

Lurkers and bots jamming up/cranking up my Hit Counter...TEAL YOU!

Government snoops using my words against me in a Court o Flaw! TEAL YOU!

Slack, absent Lurking Admin....
I want to have intimate relations with Ingrid. NOT TEAL!!
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When did you ever see a Motion Picture colorized in TEAL?

Until then, deal with TEAL here.

Oh, we are OVER IT now,

but we exploit it in ways you Lurkers will never unnerstann.

It's Misha's fault.

A self-destructing w@nkah from Yore.

Good Times!

Right here on the OZRT!!!
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btw... smee is not dead.

He's afraid, and I admire that!

I don't need him anyway.

He needs me.

Ya can tell by the way he posts.

Don't make me explain.
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im drinking again please stop me

or not
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Hey Ron,

Tonight we put 2020 to bed.

And I know a lot of you are thinking... good riddance.

Between the despair and division, 2020 really tested us to our core.

But amid the chaos, there was some good to come out of this year.

If you look really closely, you can find little nuggets of hope and joy.

One of the most heartwarming things to come out of 2020 was the sharp increase in masked animal adoptions here in the U.S.

With folks stuck working from home or out of work with lots of extra time on their hands… people turned to masked animals for comfort and companionship.

Shelters were cleared. Rescues reported record-long waiting lists.

And thousands of Americans got to experience, maybe for the first time, the joy of having a masked pet.

Another fantastic thing that happened in 2020? Folks started to unplug and look for ways to spend time without a masked screen.

Bike sales surged. Board games and puzzles were suddenly "cool" again. And, home gardening exploded.

But perhaps most wonderful of all was the way folks rallied to support each other with out masks.

People really stepped up to take care of their partly-masked communities.

Folks dusted off their sewing machines to make masks for those that needed them most. But they were lame.

Restaurants prepared complimentary meals for overworked essential workers and families that had fallen on hard masked times.

And we gave, both in our time and our wallets, to charitable groups helping to keep folks safe and healthy.

For the most part, the pandemic brought out the best in us.

I know when I look back on 2020, there will be a lot I would like to forget. Like facebook for example.

But amid the darkness, I tend to look for the light.

So, along with all the miserable memories I have of this year, I hope I'll remember some of the good.

All the new pups Ellie and I saw on our daily walks. Neighbors sharing the bounty from their new gardens. And the generosity of my community coming together to help those in need of a goddam mask!.

Little silver linings on this gloomiest of masked years.

God Bless and Happy New Mask!

Jeff Reagan
Editor, Patriot Health Alliance, wearing a Designer Mask!
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Analisa O'Rullian
What inspired Klondike to get into music?
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AG Hincapie
Hey Poorman blast from the past it l’s FLOUNDER!!! Happy new year!!!
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Charles Silva
Omg flounder !!!!
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Charles Silva
You were on kroq
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Oliver Zavala
Rip kroq
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AG Hincapie
No that was Jed the fish lol
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AG Hincapie
I was on Power 106
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Charles Silva
Oh thats right.. !
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AG Hincapie
👍
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Ron Tello Culley
Remo Ron says We are not old, we're Experienced!
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Charles Silva
Kroq suxks.. flounder! Sweet !
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AG Hincapie
KROQ is not the same station we grew up with 🙁
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Steven Patrick
😃👍
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Charles Silva
Kroq melted... flounder!!! Jed, I muted his voice and laugh...lol
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Steven Patrick
Great job!!!!
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Steven Patrick
Toby's freaking rock!!!
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Cee Cee
The Bayliss Bonanza
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Ron Tello Culley
I wanna be on your show! 909 547 0411 Operators are standing by..lol
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Chris Redman
Happy new year! It's 2021 here!
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Ron Tello Culley
Are u gonna pitch the fact that u were on The Heathers? It was a good showing!
And yer right about Bozzio!
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Ed Meyers
4 hour countdown until Chuck "Pun Man" Popick's shift!
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Jeffrey Bracey
Dancing Fool. Zappa
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Rock Garcia
Everything sounds great and I’m really looking forward to 2am!!!!!
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Ron Tello Culley
I met Frank Zappa in the KROQ studio. Did you?
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Ron Tello Culley
I met YOU in the KROQ studio. Did you?
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Write a comment…
Ron Tello Culley
Yo Jim! I'm not A GUY. I'm Remo Ron. That is...I WAS him. Shape up!
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Ron Tello Culley
Are u gonna pitch the fact that u were on The Heathers? It was a good showing!
And yer right about Bozzio!

Ed Meyers
4 hour countdown until Chuck "Pun Man" Popick's shift!

Jeffrey Bracey
Dancing Fool. Zappa

Rock Garcia
Everything sounds great and I’m really looking forward to 2am!!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
I met Frank Zappa in the KROQ studio. Did you?

Ron Tello Culley
I met YOU in the KROQ studio. Did you?

Ron Tello Culley
Yo Jim! I'm not A GUY. I'm Remo Ron. That is...I WAS him. Shape up!

Ron Tello Culley
DJs and Pee.
EPIC!

Rock Garcia
The Aimes looking fab on New Years!!!

Ed Meyers
Can't hear him on Facebook live. Can hear Poorman fine.

Ron Tello Culley
Poorman smokes pot! I was his dealer that one time, in the KROQ studio. It was a felony then, it's a bizniss now!

Ron Tello Culley
You know Jim.. 30 years ago you were pretty good looking. Me too.
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Call me JIM! Chat with me. I dare ya, lol!

Ron Tello Culley
What? you don't like History? Too late, you made it!

Rock Garcia
Sounds like you don’t need to worry about Covid, you need to worry about that microwave!!!

Klondike Karl Nelson
Nice beard!!!!

Ed Meyers
The afternoon RUSHHH!

Ron Tello Culley
Where is this going?

Ron Tello Culley
pitch yer Book The Poorman's guide to whatever that was..
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Ed Meyers
FYI....Facebook live is running about 15+ seconds ahead of the stream on the computer.
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Go Go. Go. Go.

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You stood me up JIM! Perfect.

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Whats happened to Tye the centimetre guy?

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Obviously he slipped thru yor cracks!
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I will have a look

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Nope .....cant see him


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And dont try and say thats shopped

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Chuck Popick
Loving the Love Hour - Never Alone Again or?

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I'll give $100 USD to talk about Remo Ron. Gimme :30 max!

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Chuck Popdick .....like thats not a fictitious name 

Does he have a step brother called Randy Baz Tard ?

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this is his cousin from Australia


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Heating fuel. Get some!
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You, smee... I am not qualified to comment, check me in 72 long-ass hours.
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72, tic tok  tic tok....
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I dont have tik tok

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That's cuzz puppets don't need time.

They use Agents to get away with it!
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How do you question me now?
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It's the season of Giving.

Give me an Email kiss!

I don't  know who you are and I will find you, and I WILL thrill you.
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Fade to black.
Roll credits.
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Black fades matter

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Champion that!
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I cant , you are the champenis of the world

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yer more flocked up in the head than I am!
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