Author Topic: DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition (Read 166700 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #300 on:** August 29, 2022, 09:35:12 AM »

"Ok, I give up. Now I present The Dirt on Kurt PART TWO

It's simple, actually. I have been procrastinating again.

I met Breck Randolph thru a mutual fellow in Phelan, Ca. 20 miles West of Victorville.
Around the Year 2002 I suppose.....

My Ranch was under attack by local Government and the Real Estate Industry.
There was a Pogrom, a Gulag and a Dragoon. Horrible way to treat people anywhere.

I took refuge. Worked at his house for a time before I camped there.

Kurt was a bit-part of that scene.

One day Breck offered me an opportunity to move to Montello.
Share his mobile home with Kurt.
Have a job mopping up The Saddle Sore Bar.

All the while, I'm waiting for my one million dollars from my dead mother.

It all played out. Very well, actually.

I was soon in negotiations with Henry J. Casolari to buy his joint: The place next to The Cowboy Bar.

I bought it for $72K, CASH. (There was Escrow, 15 days. No Due Diligence. I bought the joint the way you buy bubble gum in the market check-out line.)

One day, as I was still a legal resident in Breck's mobile home with Kurt.....Kurt WENT OFF on me. Psycho duzzint quite say it.

He was in Narcissistic Rant Mode, saying he wants me out NOW.

I said I'll get on it tomorrow.

He said NOW and began to manhandle my personal property in my room.

I said You can't do this. It's against The Law.

Ok, are you ready for this?

Wait for it....

Wait.........

Kurt said

"I AM THE LAW!"

One of my most memorable experiences with this THING.

A poignant point then....RELEVANT NOW!

Sickness duzzint go away.

It goes on YouTube."

BTW: I safely removed my belongings to The House of Tello.
And Forevermore did I know exactly the sort of Reprobate Kurt is!

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tellomon · « **Reply #301 on:** August 29, 2022, 11:38:17 AM »

"Let's talk about KURT and drugs...."

This is REVEALING! Kurt is dirt. And a Creep!

https://www.facebook.com/messenger_media?thread_id=100000113300631&attachment_id=1230613634383442&message_id=mid.%24cAABa8z4SkoCJGHzyI2C5x8EhLnjZ

tellomon · « **Reply #302 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:09:09 PM »

4:58 PM
You sent to Jaz
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8291.msg724723#msg724723
DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition

You sent
It's OK to ignore me. I post it all.

6:22 PM
Jaz
I have to live up to my reputation don’t I?
Jaz Girlson

6:49 PM
You sent
Flock that!
You PONY up or get out. You are NO HELP!

Jaz
Jaz Girlson
You are out of line. I don’t answer to you. I am not an investigator. I am an admin of a group.

You sent
Right. Good Job!

The Gov. doesn't answer to me either.

PLANT!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #303 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:12:31 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8291.msg724729#msg724729

tellomon · « **Reply #304 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:16:30 PM »

You sent
Yer BUSTED!! You are a PLANT!
Write to Jaz Girlson

tellomon · « **Reply #305 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:41:00 PM »

Everybody is making BANK on this tragedy
except me.

Shame is the pay-off!

tellomon · « **Reply #306 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:43:32 PM »

7:42 PM
You sent
You can run and hide, but for how long? Your days are numbered, and that number is coming up! Get out while you can!
Write to Jaz Girlson

tellomon · « **Reply #307 on:** August 29, 2022, 12:47:07 PM »

Somehow...FRAUD is not
a 4-letter word.

tellomon · « **Reply #308 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:08:59 PM »

[EDITOR'S NOTE]

Dear Reader: You have no idea how much substance abuse is involved with my participation in this
SAVAGE PASSION PLAY.

I get Beer money from ransacking the recycle cans in the 'Hood.

Now who is hustling?

tellomon · « **Reply #309 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:12:08 PM »

We don't really know if Jaz is a boy,
a girl or a robot.

Do you know?

Maybe it's Zuckerberg's pet sex toy.

There's money involved in everything BAD
except the Story of Tello.

(Look into it.)

Hush. That's the way they like it.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7992.0

tellomon · « **Reply #310 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:27:48 PM »

8:27 PM
You sent
Hey Jaz! Is that the name your Mother gave you? My Mom is not Tello. Reality is like putty.
Write to Jaz Girlson

tellomon · « **Reply #311 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:46:07 PM »

So, suddenly, maybe....Jaz is ON NOTICE?

I never trusted it from the beginning.

And you read it all here first on The Tello Files!

tellomon · « **Reply #312 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:52:32 PM »

This is an Inter-Active Issue!

You talk with Jaz, see how well that works out....Report back!

jaz*****@gmail.com

tellomon · « **Reply #313 on:** August 29, 2022, 01:55:39 PM »

I can see it now:

You: Hey Jaz, tell the Truth.

Jaz: I don't answer to you.

tellomon · « **Reply #314 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:02:10 PM »

Can we at least try to fake a Bottom Line here?

Prayer Circles and Sunflowers are NOT solving a Missing Person Case.

So what is it?

An upcoming story for a Stephen King Novel/Movie!

tellomon · « **Reply #315 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:07:08 PM »

Personally, I NEVER met, knew or heard about DR.

Now that Small Mindtown has a firm grip on denial,
I have the duty to invite THE EVIDENCE to approach me.

I'm still in bed.

Flock U!

Kurt the Dirt is in for a Great Awakening,

Don't call it "The Tello Posse".
I have facebook friends, too!

Say NOTHING and take your punishment!

tellomon · « **Reply #316 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:11:32 PM »

What? I should take this to the next level and name the tree Kurt hangs from?

No.

Trees have tags, not names.

Stupid Country Trash!!!

And rope is in short supply.
Gotta use an old one?

tellomon · « **Reply #317 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:13:30 PM »

Yeah, Kurt Wadsworth is every girl's fantasy.

LOOK into those girls!

They ain't right.

tellomon · « **Reply #318 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:20:25 PM »

HEY ELKO! I'M RIGHT HERE, COME BUST ME FOR TERRORISTIC VERBATIM!!!

Nothing new here, except the Day.

Flockers!

tellomon · « **Reply #319 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:25:15 PM »

I Guarantee, in Montello, IF I went missing, NO ONE would care.

Felafel you guys!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #320 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:29:26 PM »

Hey CANDICE! Wanna work-off some extra caffeine here?

Stay home.

Talk to me, ya coward!!!!

I speak Idahoan.

I DARE YOU, MOTHER!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #321 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:32:27 PM »

Yeah like that's gonna happen.

I can't even get whacked for killing smee here.

But the media coverage is good!

tellomon · « **Reply #322 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:37:23 PM »

"All the Meth in Montello comes from Utah.

MORMON COUNTRY.

The Hypocrisy has gotta hurt."

tellomon · « **Reply #323 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:39:14 PM »

It was good dope, tho', and the price was right.

I shared it with all the Den Mothers in Town.

Are they still Mothering?

Names dropped by Court Order ONLY!

tellomon · « **Reply #324 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:43:32 PM »

EVIDENCE

Pretty much the stuff
nobody has on anything.

Why bother?

tellomon · « **Reply #325 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:46:06 PM »

I surrendered and of course I was dismissed as a crackpot.

Standard.

But what is in my Basement?

tellomon · « **Reply #326 on:** August 29, 2022, 02:52:03 PM »

If I find smee in my basement, I promise there will be an INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

Jerky will be the LEAST of his concerns.

Then an unnamed person gets their snoot into it, and POW!
Anybody's guess how that sorts out...

tellomon · « **Reply #327 on:** August 29, 2022, 03:39:54 PM »

You know, Montello Jokes are especially funny when they have a healthy dose of TRUTH behind them.

Like:

How many Kurt Wadsworths does it take to screw up HIS lightbulb?

Scientists are inconclusive on this one.

But Law Enforcement will come by in 12 months...

tellomon · « **Reply #328 on:** August 29, 2022, 03:44:11 PM »

1850 Views.
Hard to believe it's accurate.

tellomon · « **Reply #329 on:** August 29, 2022, 04:06:34 PM »

COMING UP NEXT:

Find Kurt Wadsworth.

Montello Chic

tellomon · « **Reply #330 on:** August 29, 2022, 04:58:16 PM »

7:49 PM
You sent
This has to HURT!
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8291.msg724729#msg724729

DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition

11:10 PM
You sent
Vigillante chic
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8291.msg724759#msg724759

DYLAN ROUNDS: A Tello Files Special Edition

K
Holy fk!
I just listened to 6 hours of that shite. I gotta go run a lap or something holy shite my legs are numb

You sent
no worries. you not there!

K
So guess who I talked to.

You sent
My dead mom?

K
Well: maybe lol . What’s her name? Lol

You sent
move on

K
No not this time. No spirit box sessions tonight.

K
Justin

You sent
what is a justin?

K
Who is a Justin

K
Think about it

You sent
DR dad?

K
Yep

You sent
so?

K
Well let’s just say … I suspected correctly and he is not even 10% aware of everything being said and done and no one has mentioned Your house to him or anything and he is meeting with LE tomorrow by himself… no Candice. .. thanked me several times for giving him the info I’ve been collecting with my notes and all and said he’d probably be in touch with LE tomorrow if I didn’t mind and I said no problem at all

So we shall see.

I also may or may not have recorded everything Curt said On the YouTube for 6 hours tonight too so 🤷???🤷???

You sent
It's all BOLLACKS. Bother me with bacon, not any of this...

K
And now Ellen berg is live
I don’t know if I can do another one tonight

You sent
Make it stop!

K
Why now??

K
Radio silence and now they won’t shut up

K
Why

You sent
now sucks.

K
Nervous tick ?

You sent
tick you!

You sent
I want OUT!

K
Well you’re being talked about again

You weirdo

Lol

Kidding

That’s what Doug just said

You sent
Show me the money, or a warrant!

You sent
I'm your weirdo, yes? It worked in Elko jail.

K
Doug called you a Manson looking weirdo

You sent
No surprise. Ignorants say that everytime. Profiling azzholes, not much smarts from them!!!

You sent
DID ANY ONE SAY ABOUT MY DRUMS???

You sent
My Internet presents?

You sent
My history?

You sent
My my my.....

You sent
All that useless chatter. It can fuel my minibike with that gas.

You sent
smoke break!!!

You sent
Know this: I struggle to keep Raccoons from crawling up my leg in search of food. It's the stuff nightmares are made of.
My leg, my nightmare world!

You sent
Dylan is not going home. Where do we live?

12:01 AM
You sent
Why always Manson and not Jerry Garcia? Or John Lennon?

You sent
Bad Doug LINK??? Give it up!

tellomon · « **Reply #331 on:** August 29, 2022, 05:08:54 PM »

Stupid simple minds.....everytime a bearded man pops up it's a Manson!

Where I live, the women look the same.

Profiling is bad, mmmmKay?

tellomon · « **Reply #332 on:** August 29, 2022, 05:17:24 PM »

Jeez, these morons do a limited background check on some characters
and NO check about me..

THAT'S SPECIAL.

Let these so-called Journalists ride the Short Bus!!! *

I'll Drive!!!!

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick_%27r_Treat

tellomon · « **Reply #333 on:** August 29, 2022, 05:22:40 PM »

It had to come to this:

I grow weary of this Rounds disaster.

I wanna promote the Tello Stories.

Not much room for that, eh?

F The World! I have Food Stamps!

And a Loving Woman!

Top THAT, @zzholes!

tellomon · « **Reply #334 on:** August 29, 2022, 05:32:42 PM »

THE POINT IS

YOU HAVE NO POINT

AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT.

wOrD!

tellomon · « **Reply #335 on:** August 29, 2022, 06:10:39 PM »

ELLEN JOINS US LIVE FOR ROUNDS CASE TALK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPP3NbSRSIM

"NOISE!"

tellomon · « **Reply #336 on:** August 29, 2022, 06:17:11 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPP3NbSRSIM

Can any of you ever imagine that you can become famous
by owning Real Estate in a Podunk Village, and it's Montello...
and you had made up a name called Ron Tello and then this shite happens?

My dead Mom is gonna be SOOOOooooo pisssssed off at you!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #337 on:** August 29, 2022, 06:20:28 PM »

Yeah well, I learned what maturity is all about.

HAVE YOU?

tellomon · « **Reply #338 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:27:18 PM »

finally ufos speak to me.
we are blessed, flocked and chosen.

your grandkids will not hear you.

we dont exist then.

tellomon · « **Reply #339 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:28:38 PM »

there are chosen ones.

tellomon · « **Reply #340 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:29:53 PM »

now does not matter. Soon does and you will see it.

tellomon · « **Reply #341 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:30:26 PM »

it will find you. Dylan is stars. Stop looking.

tellomon · « **Reply #342 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:36:10 PM »

make your story end.

*smee* · « **Reply #343 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:40:15 PM »

I would hunt you down , your Amigo annual subscription is due

tellomon · « **Reply #344 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:42:17 PM »

thou shalt not condemn the living while being dead.

life is bigger than you.

Dead is out of reach.

tellomon · « **Reply #345 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:44:44 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on August 29, 2022, 08:40:15 PM

I would hunt you down , your Amigo annual subscription is due

tellomon · « **Reply #346 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:45:36 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #347 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:46:46 PM »

im having a travis walton moment....

sherry ran away.

tellomon · « **Reply #348 on:** August 29, 2022, 08:50:31 PM »

alone is not the end.

its felafelfelafel you i can survive, no thx...

see ya never

tellomon · « **Reply #349 on:** August 29, 2022, 09:00:14 PM »

Anyone can smell my steaming dead body in 72 hours... where is your nosey nose now, Dick?

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