There is no mass BOMP pumping up and playing the field of my stats.
There's a particular BOT at the NSA working hard and doing swell, and it is the PERP!
Given this sudden revelation....
I'm not talking to my self or an audience.
Hell, smee could be a BOT.
I am not alone here. I got the full faith and credit of the US Government doing a better job of watching over me than Santa, Jesus and my Mom.
This is special.
And I can't proove it, but it makes for interesting reading.