The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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"Are you gonna use screws"?

No, I will be using sticks and stones to hang this drywall.

Stupid on the jobsite.

Take Lunch all day.

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We never know who is stupid until they speak.

Go home as fast as you can!

Soak in alcohol and TV.

And don't do that again.

[*CountessA*]

Drunk means pickled submerged brain cells trying to calculate the wopth of bezingblatklpadhfe.

Smart is what your brain cells were born to do.

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Scott Markovich
 
So many of you know that I live in CedarPines Park and I live on Sawpit canyon Road. This picture illustrates a perfect example of a Sawpit used in our San Bernardino Mountains in its early days to mill lumber. They would literally dig a pit, than roll the log supported over pit, with one man on the top of the pit and another man at the bottom of the pit, with both of them in unison pushing the saw up and down till they cut the log in half. ?Those lumbermen in those days were hearty souls who lived to work hard.

Ron Tello Culley
No.

Ron Tello Culley
No. Yes!

Ron Tello Culley
Maybe is up for debate.

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"If I was there, I wouldda invented the Chainsaw that day!"

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Now what?

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Culture Vibe Alert!

HALLOWEEN COMETH!

Get your Druid on!

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Ron Tello Culley
Seriously, Druids don't flock around. TIP them!

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Storm damage? I dint feel a thing.....

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Halloween.

Storm Damage.

Algae Bloom.

Alan Lee.

No reason to celebrate.

Plenty reason to stay home.

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Ron Tello Culley
Horror is made of this stuff.

Shelly Blake
What does smee stand for?

Ron Tello Culley
a Disney character named smee.

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Shelly Blake
I heard he's a dick.

Ron Tello Culley
I heard you have one.

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Ron Tello Culley
If I comment on this, I'll be banished for sure.


Decadence is still fashionable!

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Ron Tello Culley
Decadence is still fashionable. I'm on Probation. NOT!

Unable to post comment.

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Denise Brotherton
This dumb*** ran the red light at Skypark.  It's the 3rd time I've seen this person do it.  The light is red, all the drivers sit and wait for the light to change to green.   This person tries to time it just right and goes into the turning lane and pass everyone.   Only this time they didn't time it right and they ended up running the red light.  Hoping this will reach the parents because I think this is a high school student.   I can't even begin to imagine why someone is in such a rush.  To many accidents and to many people are getting killed in accidents and it's because of crazy drivers like this.

Ron Tello Culley
Collar the Mook. "Citizen's Arrest". Do it!

[tellomon]

"OK, STOP! Forget everything I posted since 2009.

Today..... I'm taking a Med.

Prolly wont work, but what IF it does?

Not your call...

See ya!"

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I always carry ID, cuz Dental Records wont work for me.

I have teeth....in a box....in Nevada.

And I hope First Responders find my body under 12 hours.

Stinky is not nice. I don't wanna be imposing.

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Ron Tello Culley
When a Nightmare Job Site is manageable
and the Client is not.
Start drinking on the job early and often.
Works for me!

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Which Clients are worse?

Narcissists.

Jews.

"Lose all their numbers and move on..."

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A Narc Jew?

We are DOOMED!

I dint quit my job.

Job quit ME!

And it shows....

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Christy Fox Russell
My ex husband used to tell the telemarketers to please talk dirty to him and then he would tell them what he wanted them to say and say it in a sexy voice.

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, like who doesn't do that?
I usually get my way when I give up my CC info.

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Ron Tello Culley
Stupid. Stop it.

Ron Tello Culley
At least curb your insanity......

Ron Tello Culley
Call your Lawyer ..... Say you don't need them anymore.

Ron Tello Culley
Poor impulse control gave you up! Plead NO. You will be fine.

Ron Tello Culley
I'm filing a Motion to exclude your imaginary friends.

Ron Tello Culley
It's AN ELKO THING!!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Gulag Justice VS Street Justice. Tickets ON SALE now!

Ron Tello Culley
D.A. District Attorney? No: DUMB ASS!

Ron Tello Culley
Respect or Pity?
Neither. Walk away....

Ron Tello Culley
What's worse than a stupid question?
A stupid Jury.

Ron Tello Culley
How to beat a bad Jury rap?
Pick a fight with the Bailiff! Only after he gave you Trial Donuts!!!! ( The ones the Jury didn't take)


Ron Tello Culley
"There's blood everywhere!"
It's a Blood Bank, idiot!

Ron Tello Culley
I suppose a Rapist never focked a DNA sample he didn't like....


Ron Tello Culley
2 good things: My YES wins and your NO LOSES.

Ron Tello Culley
Even if you do file charges, you will never find a parking spot.

Ron Tello Culley
smee can't help us now. His Mum says he can't come out and play.


Ron Tello Culley
Believe it or not: EVERYBODY looks good in Jail Jumps. Non-discrim. Equal Injustice. America is Great!!!

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Those goddam numbers again!

Not to be trusted.

1716288 Views

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Where do Moms get-off
winning every time?
Seems totally Discrimm...

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George Heath R N
So, I combine a medical treatment with a nightcap. I mix vodka and a little prune juice. I call it a pile driver!

Ron Tello Culley
You may want to consult a Lawyer. Shite happens.

Julie Greenwood Ray
That's hilarious 😂

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Kerry Vale
Lake Arrowhead


Ron Tello Culley
This can't be real! OK, it is.....

Kim Shuman
Stunning
I'll repost and i really love that you share these. tyvm

Kerry Vale
Author
Thanks Kim! And you’re welcome. Repost away!🙂

Suzanne Brown
Beautiful?🌹?

Kerry Vale
Author
Suzanne, thank you!🙂

Ken Brafman
I like the purity, how the focus is on the lake.

Kerry Vale
Author
Thanks Ken!🙂

Pam Summers
That beautiful blue sky!!💙

Kerry Vale
Author
Pam, it was a beautiful morning!🙂

Ginny Jorgenson
Beautiful shot, Kerry!

Kerry Vale
Author
Ginny, thank you!🙂

Sarah D'Antonio
That is an amazing picture. You are making me homesick

Diane Hartley
Beautiful !

Kerry Vale
Author
Diane, thank you!🙂

Diana DeKoevend Arleth
I do appreciate your pictures! Thank you

Scott Chester
Kerry, you are so good!

Kerry Vale
Author
Thanks Scott! I appreciate it. 🙂

Laura Paine
Pefection!!😍

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No.

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Yes.

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George Heath R N
So, I combine a medical treatment with a nightcap. I mix vodka and a little prune juice. I call it a pile driver!

Ron Tello Culley
You may want to consult a Lawyer. shite happens.

George Heath R N
Author
Ron Tello Culley I have been familiar with excrement precipitating. 40 yrs as an RN. 🙃🤪

Ron Tello Culley
Great! I'm 64 and been around the Medical Block. You know the food is really good? I wanna go back!

Julie Greenwood Ray
That's hilarious 😂

George Heath R N
Author
Since I am using vodka, maybe I should call it a Putin pile driver. Putin knows about causing excrement! 🤪🙃😂

Ron Tello Culley
Use Jose Cuervo and call it a Mexican Jumping Bean.

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Dee Levey
Admin

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🙏RIP🌹 the woman who was unaccounted for in the recent floods in Forest Falls was unfortunately found deceased🥺 buried in the mud and debris
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Ron Tello Culley
Ouch. Nature is targeting us old folks. It's not right.

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Lori Stephens
Hey! Thanks for the honor of cover pic!

Ron Tello Culley
Snappy color scheme!

Jill Thomas Hamm
Author
Admin
Lori Stephens You're welcome! we love pictures of members Ranchos. ??

Ron Tello Culley
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151215188412160&type=3

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This story, JH was working on my Rancho.

Custom.

It was a factory Proto-type. Needed work.

It was done.

And then JH went away.

Is there a Dylan connection here?

https://www.coyote-tv.com/2013/08/29/utah-bounty-hunters-face-felonies-for-montello-fugitives-capture/

https://www.coyote-tv.com/2013/08/27/breaking-news-montello-kidnapping/

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Cherie Nichole
Hello. Im hoping someone on here could help me find the number or who I would contact with the Soroptimist Group up here or any groups that assist with fundraisers… Does anyone know contact numbers or the person to get in contact regarding fundraisers? I am Trying get a fundraiser started up for my mom because she is still battling Stage 4 Breast Cancer that spread to her tibia. Shes struggling and I know stress can cause the body to not figjt as well… i want to alleviate and struggles possible so she can just FOCUS ON GETTING BETTER… If anyone could help me figure out who to reach out to, to start something for her locally on the mountain I would really really greatly appreciate it! Thanks for your help

Ron Tello Culley
Credibility issues?

Cari Demaio
They have a facebook page. Soroptimist International of Rim of the World. I just checked and they except messages.🦋

Deanna Hayes
Call the chamber of Commerce or look on Google

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I mean...GEEEZ! I fundraise like MAD
and I can't get

HATE MAIL.

Everything is a SET UP!!!!

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afternoon.
taking my own adVice
dont drink and post

I dont hate smee
Yibs piss me orf leaving...

3 Amigoes....nice try.

on my own solo run

I'll return in a week.

weak.

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yeah and if you believe that...what is the matter with you?

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1719620 Views. Whatever.....

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Weather or not.... cold season cometh.

My Lotus has made herself known, getting a chill in bed.

She suggested getting an electric blanket.

I said get a Mummy sleeping bag.

So, we are shopping for an Electric Mummy Bag.

Not gonna look on eBay. They are always COLD.

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FOUND IT!

https://www.amazon.com/MANTUOLE-Sleeping-Operated-Waterproof-Portable/dp/B0831Q2QRZ/ref=sr_1_5?crid=2WS0YXPH70CI&keywords=electric+sleeping+bag&qid=1663562708&sprefix=electric+sleeping+bag%2Caps%2C194&sr=8-5

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COMING UP NEXT:
Wood Powered Heated Sleeping Bag.

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Steven Michael King
Living in the mountains.. we can loose power for 3 weeks... I would want to have back up that can handle below freezing without needing electricty

Ron Tello Culley
Bring your Teddy Bear!

Steven Michael King
She's sensitive about having lots of body hair.... I told her get me some pizza, or make me a sandwich..... now I'm in the dog house....

Ron Tello Culley
Dint I paint it for ya last summer? Memory fails me. Stay on topic!

Ron Tello Culley
COMING UP NEXT:
Wood Powered Heated Sleeping Bag.

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Ron Tello Culley
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Life is GREAT as long as you don't participate in it.

Jenn LIKES

Ron Tello Culley
Hi Jenn! I love your style!

Ron Tello Culley
I am soooo pissed off right now.

Julie Zundel Lott
Ron Tello Culley why so?

Ron Tello Culley
HANDYMAN BLUES.

Ron Tello Culley
I was defeated by common hardware.
Now I have to do INVASIVE carpentry surgery
On an Interior door....
Problem children are not always human.

Ron Tello Culley
I am SOOOOOO PISSED OFF!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Don't touch my tools. Hug me.

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Steven Michael King
Ron Tello Culley actually, Im trying to talk you and others to do all the stuff requiring me get off my ass....

Ron Tello Culley
You present the dark side of The Human Heart. I'll bring a shovel.

Augie A. Leonard
That's not good!

Ron Tello Culley
I'll decide what is good.

Augie A. Leonard
May be an image of animal and text

Ron Tello Culley
Shut up Augie. Go help Lester walk again...

Ron Tello Culley
Let me remind our studio audience that it was YOU who brought Lester Alderman to my House.
And I shot him in the foot in SELF-DEFENSE and I went to jail and he got away.....

Pissed off just doesn't quite say it.....

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Shut up, Augie!

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Ron Tello Culley
I am soooo pissed off right now.

Julie Zundel Lott
why so?

Ron Tello Culley
HANDYMAN BLUES.

Ron Tello Culley
I was defeated by common hardware.
Now I have to do INVASIVE carpentry surgery
On an Interior door....
Problem children are not always human.

Ron Tello Culley
I am SOOOOOO PISSED OFF!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Don't touch my tools. Hug me.

Ron Tello Culley
Shut up, Craig. You are not helping.

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Ron Tello Culley
Let me remind our studio audience that it was YOU who brought Lester Alderman to my House.
And I shot him in the foot in SELF-DEFENSE and I went to jail and he got away.....
Pissed off just just doesn't quite say it.....

Augie A. Leonard
Ron Tello Culley And it's my fault for you pulling the Trigger Right?
Why not take Responsibility for your felafel UP?? For ONCE.

Augie A. Leonard
I might of brought him, but you housed him for cheap Labor.

Ron Tello Culley
And he CRIMINAL out of the gate. I took responsibilty

Ron Tello Culley
after he got in my face
POW!

Augie A. Leonard
You seem to leave out some Details that in this whole situation that Redeems, you, or excuses you..

Ron Tello Culley
It's not your fault he is a moron.

Augie A. Leonard
Ron Tello Culley It's not the way it sounded in verbal terms..

Ron Tello Culley
Oh yeah, bring the Heavy Tello Mud. I wanna see that! REALLY!

Ron Tello Culley
Augie A. Leonard Try reading the Elko Press. They failed to quote my AGE correctly. News is not news when it's NOISE! Join me to rally against that!