Yep .. the old Shortbread Cremes tonic !
But don't be depressed, Prim. It's the way life goes sometimes. It's good, then things turn and it gets bad. We sit out the bad and get on with life. And then things get good again.
and I'm hoping ebay will choke on its own bile, very publicly, to the point it's a broken wreck. Then .. will get good again because someone will see the potential and recognise the problems -- and will buy ebay out. And will dispense with mandatory Paypal. Will reduce fees, etc. Will throw a big 'under new management' opening bash. We'll all be invited and will get to wear our best stuff and show off.
The centre-piece will be a cage in the middle of the room, on a dias.
And in it will be Dognuts and Shoine, and Maggot.
Hanging from the ceiling will be a wicker basket. Inside it will be a hideous creature long hated by loyal Knights and Knightesses worldwide.
At midnight, to the popping of champagne corks and much revelry, everyone will be given a gas lighter. And the hideous creature will be destroyed amidst the sound of much laughter and loud 'ooooohhhhhssss'.
And we'll all live happily ever after in NewBay Land. With free Shortbread Cremes for everyone ! Hip Hip ..... !