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He has irritable owl syndrome.


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LMAO
This pairs well with an old random photo of brother.
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Stuff 4 Sale In Elko


Announcement

Montague CMary updated the description.
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NO GUNS, NO PETS, NO HOLE PUNCHES NO WEAPONS of any kind.
If it is against Facebook rules, then don't post it for sale on this site!
You may post any yard sale, used goods but you must delete them within 10 days of selling or you could be removed from the group.

If you are selling crafts they must be in albums with prices.
If you are promoting your services go to Handymen and Women of Elko and join that group. 
If you notice a fake or scam seller please alert an admin.

Do not post your phone number or address on this site.  Private message the seller and meet them in a public place if you do not know them.  Buyer beware, we can't really do anything about uncorking items sold to you in this group.

If you are in a legal dispute with a seller (i.e.:divorce) again we cannot do anything about that on this site. 
If you are removed from the group for disobeying the guidelines you may be blocked or your items may need review before we allow them to be posted.

CLEAN YOUR ITEMS prior to posting them or they will most likely NOT sell.
We have lots of great admins, please be respectful to them.  Thank you!

Michael Gerrits
Point of clarification, why no hole punches? Just seems like a really random item to ban....

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Michael Gerrits we don’t want ammo or weapons getting into the wrong hands.

Michael Gerrits
I must be ignorant. I thought you meant like the office supply hole punch... to punch holes into paper for a binder. I have no idea what you're talking about now lol. Thank you.

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Michael Gerrits nope, those are good!

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Michael Gerrits people have come up with some very creative words to override the rules. ( coffee pods , hole punches)

David Knight
Michael Gerrits whenever you see 600 - $1000 "hole punches" they ain't for your office desk 😂😅

Michael Gerrits
David Knight don't think I've ever seen one advertised lol

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Michael Gerrits we try and get them pretty quick.

Mona White
I was so confused when I saw hole punches for sale at such crazy prices.

Amanda LeClaire
Michael Gerrits lmao I'm right there with you 🤣

Kerry Magner
Just more unnecessary censorship...

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Kerry Magner you have a choice to remove yourself;)

Kerry Magner
Montague CMary that's certainly an option.

Tim Damveld
Must be a dem go a head and band me from your censorship. Thanks

NicholasandLisa Deters
Tim Damveld Ha ha yeah I was gonna say I think we found Joe Biden‘s kid. Maybe Joe Biden and Mark Zuckerberg had an affair and this was the result.

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I can tell you as an admin I am not a dem but we have to follow FB rules to keep this group open, if you feel otherwise then you are more than welcome to remove yourself unless you need assistance.


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[ Editorial: Diane and I go way back, early as the Diaper Zone in the First United Methodist Church of El Monte, Ca. That's like 1960 in Human Terms.
And Valeri and I have "History", too! Not what we think. It was more stupid than being young. It was/is the other chick who went OFF before that certain Med was invented to fix it.  Enjoy on...]


Diane Franssen
Umm  unless he was the bunny on the motorcycle, I don't want him. Thanks but no thanks! 🐰

Ron Tello Culley
The shitty spelling and grammar are red flags.


Diane Franssen
Ron exactly!

Valeri Peters Wagner
He didn't even tell how beautiful your picture is, loser.

Ron Tello Culley
I hate men, too. Wish I was born to be a tennis ball. Sure, I cant play drums, but I can bounce to a different gravity.
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Valeri Peters Wagner
Ron Tello Culley I get 3 or 4 of these a week, "you're beautiful, let's be friends". I tell my husband says NO.

Ron Tello Culley
I cant say anything to you without a Lawyer, lol

Ron Tello Culley
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.11850
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And if I do start talking...I want it on Viral Video. Is that asking for too much? Keep it on the Down Low.....
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please help me
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There is NO end or bottom line.

So what is this?

OZ, R-TRASH.

US Yankee dumbshit,

I agree!
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I'm just a Man, with pockets full of Posey.

Ashes, ashes, all fill out a form paper....
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I am Tripping and returned.

What's new?
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Cheeky Monkeys!!!   1122913 Views
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Yule be sorry when I'm dead.
Place your Bets NOW!


smee? Look Alive!

(You will be assigned to clean up the Cyber-Poop. Deal widdit..."AMIGO!")
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Listen to me, Folks.

This is not an organic mania.

No.

I'm an Artist,

so FELAFEL U!

Stop looking lest you jack up my Hit Counter, duh.... 1122926 Views
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And see-ing that none of this is attached to the Real World, I hear-by DISQUALIFY myself from most of what you think you know in a World you define as "REAL".

Yeah, that FLYS in your house, not in my Face.


:tello:  "Check for termites!"
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That's your little sister squeezing in here ya pea-picking b@ztards!!

The next time I slip and fall will be on her torso.
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If I had something to say, it would be here.

We have a delay mode, ok?
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this shite is falling fast, next month, ok?
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What's the diff between
LEAVING
and
MOVING
????????????????????


Only shiteaters would NOT answer!!!!
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300 Hits a day, and there is no way shiteaters are not involved....

I lived this is Montello.

It was a MAD scientific experiment on my mind, and I won!

I got FLASHBACKS and current events headaches, so, yeah.....
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THE REAL PANIC IS BEHIND YOU !!!!!!

Don't look, it will hurt you. Deal with it ya Schmuck!!!!!!!!! Yeah, this IS personal, sort-of...
   :foot:
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Hello and may I remind you that this is The Tello Files, and not
"Sharknado, Big Bear".


We are cool, I question your shite...
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OK, I confess: This shite is fun and important as a Social Catalyst.

12 years running, Babies!

It's the "Little Signs" saying to me

RESIST THE VERVE!

I'm good.....
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this is the part where i poop my pants and film crew comes to clean me up!
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word: my poopie-pants are far more Honorable than the streets of Hollywood!!!!

Don't make me proove it or somebody will be hurt.....in their EGO!.... and Police Records.
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If you are a consumer of Media, you ARE a Poop Sucker.

Deal with it.
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LOL mofos  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, I don't wanna talk to cyber air anymore.

There are ppl on the other end,
or their cats are running the show..


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Fk'n Pussies~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Derp.
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I'm having flash back memories!

It could be a National Insecurity issue.

And if so, WHY?

Prolly cuzza...........................................................
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And if you trust me, you will love the Admin Party Line!
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Dammit! I was soooo involved here, I failed to remember to eat.

IGNORE THIS POST

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Freaks or Patriots.

NOT your call.
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Do you have anything for ME to eat???
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That's waaay lame, OZ!

I was looking for ROO JERKY, remember!!!!


I now post my alibi! :smee!:
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So I'm done, everywhere.

Farewell Cruel Internet!!!!
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