Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639939 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #11800 on:** April 03, 2021, 02:33:23 PM »

Fox off

Snipe

tellomon · « **Reply #11801 on:** April 03, 2021, 02:55:57 PM »

*snoop*

tellomon · « **Reply #11802 on:** April 03, 2021, 02:56:50 PM »

Wanna know what I'm up to?

Wait.

Everybody is.

LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #11803 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:00:56 PM »

smee, I task you with the following:

Compile a list of the rotten eggs in your basket.

Get it to me via the usual channels.

There's plenty of joy to go around.

tellomon · « **Reply #11804 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:06:09 PM »

UBER LOVE

tellomon · « **Reply #11805 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:11:57 PM »

We live on a Mountain.

We be "Country-Like".

tellomon · « **Reply #11806 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:18:27 PM »

Come on up!
Bring the kids!!

Free Bumper Stickers!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11807 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:27:20 PM »

Sample some of the Kick-ass Discount Meth on sale!

tellomon · « **Reply #11808 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:29:59 PM »

Please be advised:

NEVER CAMP ALONE

tellomon · « **Reply #11809 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:35:48 PM »

BE SURE TO VISIT OUR GIFT SHOP

tellomon · « **Reply #11810 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:38:18 PM »

Ya'll have a safe trip home, ya hear?

tellomon · « **Reply #11811 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:45:07 PM »

And remember, do not....

tellomon · « **Reply #11812 on:** April 03, 2021, 03:46:51 PM »

Yeah right whatever FELAFEL U.

smee?

Can you invite some friends over?

tellomon · « **Reply #11813 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:02:51 PM »

There is one point in the story where it is said
"Even Inbreds have a working knowledge of hygien, manners, infrastructure and home repair."

Good to know. Save for future reference.

tellomon · « **Reply #11814 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:15:33 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11815 on:** April 03, 2021, 04:34:21 PM »

One of my all-time FAVE pranks:

Get 3 hogs.
Spray paint numbers on them.
1,2, and 4.

Grease them up and set them loose in town.

They will never find #3, but they'll keep looking.

tellomon · « **Reply #11816 on:** April 03, 2021, 05:15:11 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11817 on:** April 03, 2021, 05:28:09 PM »

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*CountessA* · « **Reply #11818 on:** April 04, 2021, 02:32:27 AM »

A zombie on holiday in a morgue is still a zombie.

A Sultan on vacation having palm fronds waved in front of his face while visiting a morgue is still a visiting Sultan, and the palm fronds are still palm fronds...

Admittedly, there aren't many Sultans who visits morgues on holiday, but the principle holds true.

tellomon · « **Reply #11819 on:** April 04, 2021, 07:47:50 AM »

The other FAVE prank is
put nuts and bolts or gravel in hub caps.
The driver will think the car is falling apart.

tellomon · « **Reply #11820 on:** April 04, 2021, 07:55:47 AM »

THIS Is Why Dr Fauci May Be the ‘MOST DANGEROUS’ Bureaucrat in US History | The Glenn Beck Program

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tellomon · « **Reply #11821 on:** April 04, 2021, 07:58:49 AM »

Pinocchio Joe! The Lie Biden Keeps Repeating That Has Been Debunked by Even the Mainstream Media

https://www.thefirsttv.com/pinocchio-joe-the-lie-biden-keeps-repeating-that-has-been-debunked-by-even-the-mainstream-media/

tellomon · « **Reply #11822 on:** April 04, 2021, 09:32:17 AM »

Quote from: *CountessA* on April 04, 2021, 02:32:27 AM

A zombie on holiday in a morgue is still a zombie.

A Sultan on vacation having palm fronds waved in front of his face while visiting a morgue is still a visiting Sultan, and the palm fronds are still palm fronds...

Admittedly, there aren't many Sultans who visits morgues on holiday, but the principle holds true.

What did she say?

tellomon · « **Reply #11823 on:** April 04, 2021, 12:54:48 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #11824 on:** April 04, 2021, 02:09:29 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 04, 2021, 09:32:17 AM

Quote from: *CountessA* on April 04, 2021, 02:32:27 AM
A zombie on holiday in a morgue is still a zombie.

A Sultan on vacation having palm fronds waved in front of his face while visiting a morgue is still a visiting Sultan, and the palm fronds are still palm fronds...

Admittedly, there aren't many Sultans who visits morgues on holiday, but the principle holds true.

What did she say?

She said Zombies are fond of eating sultanas out of their palms whilst on holidays with their head masters

tellomon · « **Reply #11825 on:** April 04, 2021, 02:12:35 PM »

Oh, ok, thx.

tellomon · « **Reply #11826 on:** April 04, 2021, 02:52:53 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billie_Holiday#1947%E2%80%931952:_Legal_issues_and_Carnegie_Hall_concert

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tellomon · « **Reply #11827 on:** April 04, 2021, 04:34:41 PM »

It wasn't me.

https://www.gbcnv.edu/howh/AaronRoss.html

tellomon · « **Reply #11828 on:** April 04, 2021, 10:06:49 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11829 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:47:03 AM »

https://resistthemainstream.org/police-break-up-unlawful-good-friday-service-worshippers-threatened/?utm_source=rtmn2&utm_medium=rtmn2&utm_campaign=rtmn2

tellomon · « **Reply #11830 on:** April 05, 2021, 06:57:27 AM »

Check THIS out! What the heck is the Biden administration doing? This is CRAZY and DANGEROUS! >>>

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tellomon · « **Reply #11831 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:03:04 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11832 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:19:21 AM »

Caught In The Crowd: What Makes The Difference Between Life And Death?

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tellomon · « **Reply #11833 on:** April 05, 2021, 07:23:46 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11834 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:10:34 AM »

And Tennis is the folly of a weak mind.

tellomon · « **Reply #11835 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:44:00 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11836 on:** April 05, 2021, 08:58:57 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11837 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:06:46 AM »

10 Things You Can Actually Clean in Your Dishwasher

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tellomon · « **Reply #11838 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:10:22 AM »

5 Best Vegetables to Grow in Small Gardens

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tellomon · « **Reply #11839 on:** April 05, 2021, 09:13:09 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11840 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:06:43 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11841 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:11:45 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11842 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:14:27 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11843 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:18:09 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11844 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:20:13 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11845 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:27:17 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11846 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:37:46 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11847 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:39:52 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11848 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:40:56 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11849 on:** April 05, 2021, 10:45:35 AM »

Tom Mi
I agree!. But as it happens someone of some importance told them they could legislate against the 2nd Amendment. Diesn't make sense to me because it IS PART OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS, which i believe is not supposed to be messed with by anyone including Congress.

Steven A. Ogle II
Tom Mi no they cant simply put.

Ray Vickers
Shall NOT be INFRINGED!!!!!!

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639939 times)