Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2639333 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #19400 on:** August 27, 2021, 02:56:13 PM »

Ya hadda be there when I ran circles around the Shrinks at Lakes Crossing!

Ppl hate me cuz they have to....

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Starting to feel like Halloween!

tellomon · « **Reply #19401 on:** August 27, 2021, 03:09:22 PM »

I can't shake Halloween no more than you can shake household dust....

tellomon · « **Reply #19402 on:** August 27, 2021, 03:12:48 PM »

You should know,
Tello is coming to Town.
Montello is my Pet Project now......

All I need is firewood.

tellomon · « **Reply #19403 on:** August 27, 2021, 03:44:34 PM »

My Fundraising efforts are working
WITHOUT YOU!

word.

tellomon · « **Reply #19404 on:** August 27, 2021, 04:17:57 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19405 on:** August 27, 2021, 04:31:26 PM »

This can't be an issue....

tellomon · « **Reply #19406 on:** August 27, 2021, 04:36:05 PM »

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-point-of-living-if-you-have-no-control-over-anything-that-happens-in-your-life

tellomon · « **Reply #19407 on:** August 28, 2021, 12:32:53 AM »

https://warriorlife.com/firearms-2/legal-2nd-amendment/iphones-to-start-scanning-for-your-guns/?utm_source=activecampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_term=iphoneguns&utm_content=&utm_campaign=freedomfriday

tellomon · « **Reply #19408 on:** August 28, 2021, 12:47:35 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19409 on:** August 28, 2021, 12:56:25 AM »

Are there any better options in life than this?

Good Morning, Blighters.
I'm up early to start drinking early.

I'm binging The Twilight Zone.
And watching TV.

Any questions you don't have can be directed thru the usual channels.

Now get lost.

I'm bizzy wrestling my schedule.

Come over and watch.

Free parking.

That's an enticement.

And when you arrive, I will commence to
Fundraise with weapons in hand.

Waterguns, party poppers, dirt clods......

Should be fun!

tellomon · « **Reply #19410 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:06:21 AM »

And goddammit... where is Admin
now that I need her?

I got murder on my mind and I can really use her
calming effect online.

And I swear if smee show up with one more of his provocative, inappropriate wise cracks

I'm gonna flocking sNaP!

And pop another "Breakfast Drink".

This is not about me.

Imma Bot just like you.
Except I'm eccentric and you are Low to Middle Class.

I'm right about that, huh?

tellomon · « **Reply #19411 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:13:40 AM »

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author and social critic.
Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkPudcbNz0&t=1s

tellomon · « **Reply #19412 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:26:48 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #19413 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:39:37 AM »

Is today Friday?

Oh, wait!

I can't ask Oz.

Their time zones are so screwed up
that I fail to recognize my own existence.

Nice goin', BLIGHTERS!

tellomon · « **Reply #19414 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:44:34 AM »

I dint mean to imply that Oz is no good.

I'm saying YOU are no good.

Clarified?

tellomon · « **Reply #19415 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:53:28 AM »

goddammit if I can't get hate mail soon
I'm gonna get nasty right here on the dance floor.

And I wont be a Gent about it.

How's that for your weekly line up of entertainment?

m86thecat@yahoo.com

tellomon · « **Reply #19416 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:59:58 AM »

Oh, I know.....
How about I say something guaranteed to piss orf Elko County, again?

Ok, try this:

Dear Elko,
I'm returning home.

Eff U.

tellomon · « **Reply #19417 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:06:42 AM »

And I plan to have my way with that T. Yell girl at the DA's office.

tellomon · « **Reply #19418 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:09:19 AM »

And the next time a cop knocks on my door

I won't answer it.

Shove orf, copper!

tellomon · « **Reply #19419 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:12:15 AM »

I got my house wired with Stupid Cams.

Plenty of video to go around for everyone!

tellomon · « **Reply #19420 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:23:10 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19421 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:27:55 AM »

For those of you who wanna play
Yes or No,

have a go!

Yes or No?

tellomon · « **Reply #19422 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:33:29 AM »

Oh look! An Evil Omen! 1264666 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #19423 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:35:53 AM »

Yes, I continue my work product

or no,

you get to suck eggs and not play here.

tellomon · « **Reply #19424 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:58:15 AM »

Watch This Video Before It Gets Demonetized

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J2hycw5EFs

tellomon · « **Reply #19425 on:** August 28, 2021, 03:34:16 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19426 on:** August 28, 2021, 03:43:51 AM »

There's internet trolls, sure.

On my facebook, I have internet whores.

I'm giving them away.

Pick up only, no delivery.

*smee* · « **Reply #19427 on:** August 28, 2021, 09:44:08 AM »

Snad

tellomon · « **Reply #19428 on:** August 28, 2021, 11:00:44 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19429 on:** August 28, 2021, 11:53:23 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19430 on:** August 28, 2021, 12:57:19 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19431 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:19:19 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19432 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:27:55 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #19433 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:33:24 PM »

Is there any evidence to suggest Forcible Lurking?

tellomon · « **Reply #19434 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:44:49 PM »

2 sisters of a wealthy family are central to a police investigation.

One of the sisters was murdered.

Upon further snooping, turns out the
dead girl is not a sister...she's a daughter.

Sick, twisted world of the Idle Rich.

Who knew it would be a made into a TV show?

Law and Order
"Merger"
S10 E4

tellomon · « **Reply #19435 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:50:57 PM »

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Sada Bike – hubless, elegant and folds to the size of an umbrella

tellomon · « **Reply #19436 on:** August 28, 2021, 01:55:08 PM »

See? This is what ya get living in a world with people more talented than me.

Hoo RAY!

Like, one time I was told the drummer in a band was better than me.

I said "Well..yeah! I don't wanna live in a world where all the drummers suck."

tellomon · « **Reply #19437 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:39:34 PM »

So, ahh...if you want news, click any of the previous story links.
Click their home page and have a go.

You should do that.

I'm the middle man.

Eliminate me.

tellomon · « **Reply #19438 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:48:03 PM »

I get more hits when I don't post.

Weird shite right there.

So be it.

tellomon · « **Reply #19439 on:** August 28, 2021, 02:51:43 PM »

At the risk of sounding repetitive:

"Friends don't let friends drink and post.

I am so disappointed with you."

tellomon · « **Reply #19440 on:** August 28, 2021, 03:04:03 PM »

About smee's "snad" comment.

It's an eBay riff.

Significantly Not As Described.

He's right. It's faulty cargo.

tellomon · « **Reply #19441 on:** August 28, 2021, 03:24:12 PM »

Here's a SNAD adventure that was a great Hoax and the suckers bought it.

This was when I had the money to buy stuipd online.

This item was Mining gear being transported across State Lines.

It did a pit stop at my house, Montello Nevada.

I took these pix, and posted that I got it on eBay
for a backyard pool.

But it dint have a tailgate so I called it SNAD
and returned it with a cheerful refund.

It was a Hella LOL!

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.454309742159&type=3

tellomon · « **Reply #19442 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:03:02 PM »

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"And the suckers bought it"

tellomon · « **Reply #19443 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:09:35 PM »

The most memorable aspect of the event was the strong aroma of industrial paint.

It stunk up the whole quadrant, my house first.

tellomon · « **Reply #19444 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:20:23 PM »

Moving along: you guys suck and I can't do anything about it.

I fail to help myself so you wanna bicker with me?

Fundraising had been a go, no thanks to you.

Yeah, "Guilt Trip" has been issued.

Have a nice life.

Not you, smee!

tellomon · « **Reply #19445 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:24:56 PM »

Tessa has it all and won't share with me.

I can wish her away to the cornfield.
But I'm concerned about her failing career.

I know the experience of realizing I am no longer a viable entity.

Deal widdit.

tellomon · « **Reply #19446 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:26:55 PM »

Ingrid?
Anything?

tellomon · « **Reply #19447 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:31:22 PM »

What kind of name is Ingrid?

Sounds like a species of fish.

"Hey, what are you boys catching?"

"Well, we have a dozen Stripers and a couple of Ingrids!"

tellomon · « **Reply #19448 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:34:28 PM »

Here's 2 words that do not belong together:

Ingrid Tello.

See?

It's wrong.

Don't do it.

tellomon · « **Reply #19449 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:42:10 PM »

These are the 2 words that frighten the living shite outta me:

"smee, nevada"

I won't have it.

No.

I will resist.

News:

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