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You are a silly silly boy

Now booghar hoff

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Just tuck it in and yule be fine!
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Admin, being GONE as it is....and me being still alive ...
and WTF here we can go be.......
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Kudos to smee for showing his NON face in these
troublesome times in the Fake Blues World.....
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Ive been snapping drop bear necks like they are dry twigs today ...
Its drop bear season and im winning by a long shot

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smee is on a winning streak, if that's possible.


The next time I enter here will be when the indifference of tolerance is Supreme!
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Take it away, smee.

felafel the world
cuz it's f*cking me!
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I am seriously crashing out harder than the
damages you sustained in WW 2!

Tragedy izzint pretty.

Neither are you.
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« Reply #9008 on: January 23, 2021, 10:39:34 PM »
-----> I am OUT !
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There is only so much powder
that we can take before the
avalanche makes the 6 o'clock news!
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What? am i supposed to comment here?
Try this: Woe unto the lurkers for they know not what they are!
And Parts of any dimention or venue is not up their alley!
This is where the DECAY begins.....
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Ive been snapping drop bear necks like they are dry twigs today ...
Its drop bear season and im winning by a long shot

Trophys or it dint happen!
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LOL! TV Review:

Weather Channel.
"So you think you can survive?"

Huge Flash Flood along the I-80 in
Nevada.

Question: How can you avoid this shite?

I answered: "STAY OUT OF NEVADA!"

LOL


felafel nevada!
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I have a Working Theory about the lack of traffic on facebook/the Big Bear Editions today.

Article 1: Distractions by spam weather forecasts.

People are watching the sky and failed to see where they are.

Article 2: They forgot to know that they can be stupid, too.
They failed to shop appropriately for the Essential Counter-Cabin Fever Supplies
(The BIG 3: Alcohol, Tobacco and Firewood)

Article 3: Given the nuisance of Article 2, I suspect the majority of facebook/Big Bear users
are trying their best to figure out how to ferment Cocoa.

Article 4: If today is not ripe for being a total recluse knucklehead, then there are no other Articles.


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Ron Tello Culley
Awww mannnn...what are you doing now? This is not news.

ITS A DAMAGE REPORT!
Keep it up, Buddy, someday you will be a Star!

Ron Tello Culley
I hate this guy, my best friend
at the Deep End
of the Gene Pool.

He is more entertaining than me, so I'm jealous, ok?
OK.
He makes 6 inches sound nasty.
My kind of JOKER!
Snow, anyone? We're giving it away!!!


https://www.facebook.com/StevenMichaelKing2win/videos/10225736633303077/?notif_id=1611449080646503&notif_t=live_video&ref=notif
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https://www.facebook.com/markovichforsupervisor/videos/4401616529865191

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Hey, you can't do that!
YES, you did!!!!

Scott Markovich
Ron Tello Culley ski jumping is tomorrow

Ron Tello Culley
Video or it didn't happen!

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*FOLLOWING* like a Lamb to the slaughter...

Ron Tello Culley
Due to the current weather events, Outlaw Street Racing has been postponed until further Spring Thaw.

Scott Markovich
Ron Tello Culley and our roads are jammed due to all the snowballs coming up

Ron Tello Culley
Do you play Violin? Turn up the VOLUME!

Ron Tello Culley
I'm thinking about new and creative ways to test fire my new pellet gun. Anything ya wanna contribute?

Scott Markovich:


(Tiny Violin GIF goes here)


Ron Tello Culley
Dammit! How come everybodys' life is more entertaining than mine?

Ron Tello Culley
To save face, can I buy ya a Drink?

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I have a Working Theory about the lack of traffic on facebook/the Big Bear Editions today.
Article 1: Distractions by spam weather forecasts.
People are watching the sky and failed to see where they are.
Article 2: They forgot to know that they can be stupid, too.
They failed to shop appropriately for the Essential Counter-Cabin Fever Supplies
(The BIG 3: Alcohol, Tobacco and Firewood)
Article 3: Given the nuisance of Article 2, I suspect the majority of facebook/Big Bear users
are trying their best to figure out how to ferment Cocoa.
Article 4: If today is not ripe for being a total recluse knucklehead, then there are no other Articles.

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See? No responses here. I hate being correct all the time.

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Chantel Gatas
Seriously wonder why ANYONE would take maple while its snowing and immediately after. The city seriously needs to just close maple off while it snows...

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Yeah, and forget about taking the #11 bus!


http://mountaintransit.org/routes/erwin_lake_to_vons/


Ya see where it pops up in Sugarloaf? I'm 11 houses away from there,
and my destination is mute.

Or destroyed.
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About that Sherry rant last night:

Being a pissed off yet concerned Human Bean,
I can be just as passionate as any Hollywood wannabe actor.

This is not a BLOG anymore.

ITS THEREAPY.

Not for me.

WITH me.

And, I paid my rent in advance, so I can't & won't be evicted on the sour grounds of Free Speech.

Only Elko County Nevada can and DID put and keep me in Jail for that.

Chickey Doodles or not, This White Yankee cannot be repressed anymore.

Depressed? That's subjective to the Rules of the House and the idiots who live in it.

I'm OK now.

I love Sherry!
I really DO
but I fail to show it, cuz I suck at it.
I keep saying that.
I'm still here, so yeah....

You...I need to ponder a bit more.

Everything will work out fine if you would just shut up and follow my directions.

Go >>>>THAT>>>>  way and report back! <<<<THIS way!<<<

Oh, and BTW, goddammit I keep breaching my own Policy, you know that one about "Friends don't let Friends drink and post"....

Some FRIENDS you are....NOT!
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See? There I went again.

Perhaps social media therapy is not for me.

I need a stronger technique, like hammer heads and chains....

(so long as I can still smoke....)
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Oh, I know...check this out:
I can go outside,
stand there and become a Snowman
in 20 minnits.

Poke a carrot in my face, but I'm wearing a mask....so.....
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...so...smee comes into play,
installs a dildoe where the Sun izzint shining
cuz it's Night time on the West Coast of Tellofornia.

(Go for it, M8! It's not the worst I have endured. Did I tell you about my tribulations in The Methodist Church?
And how about those embezzling Mormons?)
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Geeez....after all that, do ya think I should just say
"felafel ORGANIZED RELIGION"
and move on to browner pastures?


Goddammit! I am a product of my environment.

How are you?


I couldda been better off as an Orphan.
That way I couldda posted up with The GrandPeeps in Pismo Beach. Surf's UP! Double Down!
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"Double Down" : 2 shots of the Plonck of your choice.
At that point, it's anybody's Shout!
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Goddammit where is smee now that I need him?

If I keep this up much longer
I think/suspect that the so-called Authorities
are gonna come along and
NOT take me away,
but rather,
hitch up to my
Trailer Behind The gate on The Mountain
and drag it away with me on board.

I would at least ask to be afforded the courtesy to unplug
my power and TV cords first...

And what's the price to Bail out a Travel Trailer from Impound?
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Let's go to the Internal Numbers....
They are Happy Thots!



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Lesa Bueno-Ball asked a question .

Has anyone ordered from Instacart today and if so how long did it take

Scott M Adrian
In the middle of a snowstorm probably took a couple days

Ron Tello Culley
Are you kidding? UPS took the day off!

Angel Hasegawa
Ron Tello Culley FED Ex didn't. I saw them delivering in Twin Peaks today!

Ron Tello Culley
They had chains, right?

Angel Hasegawa
I heard in a recent storm, people received their orders a couple days later. We got ours delivered yesterday before the storm. The delivery was a couple hours later.

Ron Tello Culley
What ya get?

Scott M Adrian
Sometimes it baffles me that people wonder what certain services or how certain services are operating during the middle of a snowstorm,,,
Pro tip if your new To live in in the
Go do your shopping before a snowstorm
!!
Do not go to Stater brothers on a weekend during a snowstorm !!
Be prepared before hand for any circumstances don’t rely on others !!
Keep blankets granola bars water and anything else you might beed in your car
In case you yourself get stranded !!

Ron Tello Culley
Yes.. it's called Preparedness. Preppers is not a vulgar word.

Shannon Darling Raynebeaux
Unless you tip REALLY well, you won’t get it anytime soon. Some shoppers are from dth and definitely won’t be coming up to shop! And the local shoppers know not to come out during a storm

Shawn Tirrell
Something happens that I'm head over heels

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Slip and fall?
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Gillian Perry Spetnagel
How much do chain installers charge to put chains on a suburban?

Sami Reneé Davis
Certified installers charge $40 cash

Margie Jehue
Janet Bryant FYI. This is likely UTH, not DTH. Probably a little more at bottom of the mountain.

Janet Bryant
Boy, they got to Ruth

Mackensie Elaine
Sami Reneé Davis there are “certified” chain installers???? Lol

Sami Reneé Davis
Mackensie Elaine my son in law is.

Jimi Sunderland
Mackensie Elaine yeah. Certified. They pay money to take classes and get a license to chain install at specific areas instructed by Caltrans and the local police department. In other words, a certification. Lol.

Mackensie Elaine
Jimi Sunderland well thank you....

Rebecca Traub
Mackensie Elaine Look for the Bib. My hubby used to throw chains too.

Janine Wines
Ethan Matthew Power could price that out for you

Connie Burch
It 40$ for installation

David Rasmussen
Sounds awfully cheap, that is what they were charging back in the 90s

Warren Short
David Rasmussen , and the late 80's

Chris Toth
That's the price!

Sinclair Joel
$40?$60

Laura Freeman
For you? A hundred bucks

Michelle Chambliss
what type of chains do you have?

David Starinieri
It’s best if you install your chains in LA or OC.

Mark Gibson
Made a ton of money back in the day charging 20 bucks at the “chains required “ pull out

Mark Gibson
Of course made much more with a 4wd pulling out stuck cars. lol

Kathy Wenda Brody
$40 cash

Denise Doud
maybe you should ask those that provide that service.

Ron Tello Culley
Give them a C note, They're worth it!

Randall Bailey
Way to much

Ron Tello Culley
DIY Pussy!

Chris Toth
I charge $35, call me 😂👍🎉🎂

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, let me get a car first.
Can ya loan me $10,000 ?

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Lesa Bueno-Ball asked a question .
Has anyone ordered from Instacart today and if so how long did it take, Update; it was a simple inquiry no where in my text does it indicate I'm upset and  people are so quick to assume AND BE NEGATIVE,  Funny some even felt the need to put me down over a simple inquiry.  Enjoy your evening neighbors

Scott M Adrian
In the middle of a snowstorm probably took a couple days

Ron Tello Culley
Are you kidding? UPS took the day off!

Angel Hasegawa
Ron Tello Culley FED Ex didn't. I saw them delivering in Twin Peaks today!

Ron Tello Culley
They had chains, right?

Angel Hasegawa
Ron Tello Culley yep

Breanna Belken
Angel Hasegawa FedEx came down our street earlier I didn’t see any chains lol

Angel Hasegawa
Breanna Belken interesting

Ron Tello Culley
InvisaChains?

Angel Hasegawa
I heard in a recent storm, people received their orders a couple days later. We got ours delivered yesterday before the storm. The delivery was a couple hours later.

Ron Tello Culley
What ya get?

Angel Hasegawa
Ron Tello Culley $150 worth of groceries so we could hunker down. I highly recommend the marinated flap meat. We made that tonight with Mexican food, so tender it melts in the mouth.

Ron Tello Culley
Save me the leftovers ok? I'll be right over in March 2022.

Angel Hasegawa
Ron Tello Culley lol

Scott M Adrian
Sometimes it baffles me that people wonder or get upset
what certain services or how certain services operating during the middle of a snowstorm,,,
Pro tip if your new To living in the mountains
Go do your shopping before a snowstorm
!!
Do not go to Stater brothers on a weekend during a snowstorm !!
Be prepared before hand for any circumstances don’t rely on others !!
Keep blankets granola bars water and anything else you might need in your car
In case you yourself get stranded !!

Alma Mario Gonzalez
Scott M Adrian exactly! Less than half of the shoppers work during a storm and it takes more than twice as much time to complete an order due to weather. Many were smart enough to order at the beginning of the week and got what they needed on time. Yesterday so many items were out of stock.

Matt O'Kelly
The best time to go was today, or tomorrow.

Lesa Bueno-Ball
Scott M Adrian it baffles me that you assumed I was upset it was a simple inquiry

Scott M Adrian
Lesa Bueno-Ball i’m sorry that wasnt personal that was just in general
Because it’s like the same post happen all the time…

Scott M Adrian
Alma Mario Gonzalez I don’t mind a 17 minute drive to go shop for myself I just do it ahead of time

Alma Mario Gonzalez
Scott M Adrian yes we need to do it ahead.

Holly Mancilla
Scott M Adrian or just don't go to staters on a weekend ever up there😂

Ron Tello Culley
Yes..it's called Preparedness. Preppers is not a vulgar word.

Shannon Darling Raynebeaux
Unless you tip REALLY well, you won’t get it anytime soon. Some shoppers are from dth and definitely won’t be coming up to shop! And the local shoppers know not to come out during a storm

Shawn Tirrell
Something happens that I'm head over heels

Ron Tello Culley
Slip and fall?

Brittany Martin
Hello, my name is Brittany. I'm more than happy to help when streets are plowed. If you are in Crestline to Green Valley Lake, I can shop and deliver. Message me if you still don't get your order. I've heard last snow storm, people weren't getting their orders delivered, and I was shopping at the time. I am not InstaCart, so if you need something up or down the mountain, message me directly.

Scott M Adrian
Brittany Martin so you do this privately not part of Instacart ???

Brittany Martin
I do this privately. I have 10 regular customers with very high reviews. You can find their posts here in regards to my services too. I have not asked them to post the reviews, they've done them on their own. I have references upon request. I take just about any order and am not motivated by tips, but out of wanting to help people.

Sam Romero
Brittany is THE best !

Brittany Martin
Sam Romero awwww, thank you Sam!! I look forward to delivering for you again!

Sam Romero
Brittany Martin gonna send you a PM 😊

Brittany Martin
Sam Romero sounds good.💕

Ron Tello Culley
Brit to the rescue!!! I was wondering when she would show up here. Take it, Girlfriend!

Brittany Martin
Ron Tello Culley you're the best. Thank you for the praise. There's a bunch of stranded cars and streets still not plowed. Mid week MIGHT be my availability until the next snow.

Ron Tello Culley
Stay Strong. Inspiration ain't cheap! Yer worth the Going Rate in praise, and effectiveness!!

Ron Tello Culley
I don't see the Marines doing this work here!

Krista-Ann Gonzalez
The last time it snowed, I ordered about 4 days after the snow stopped... it still took two days!

Brittany Martin
Krista-Ann Gonzalez Krista if that happens again, let me help you.💕

Krista-Ann Gonzalez
Brittany Martin thank you so much!! I love my grocery shopping lol but I was sick and it was seriously a life saver. So I will save your info and if I ever need it I will definitely contact you!

Green Valley Lake Events Page
I used Brittany Martin services and they were way better than Instacart. I believe I saved money too! The best!

Brittany Martin
Green Valley Lake Events Page OMG, seriously, thank you so much!!

Green Valley Lake Events Page
Brittany Martin oops. I forget that I’m posting ad my page not myself 🤦🏻???

Josh Whitten
We ordered Instacart this morning and it was delivered about 5 hours later. UPS and FedEx were also delivering off Live Oak earlier today.

Lesa Bueno-Ball
Josh Whitten appreciate your kind answer

Ron Tello Culley
Let me tell you what Brit did for me: She talks to me. That's a 100% Golden WIN! A Premium in Modern Times!!!

Ron Tello Culley
I wish to "Play House" with Brit. We discover we need groceries so who do we call?
Playhouse delayed...ROADTRIP!

Scott M Adrian
Ron Tello Culley Random

Ron Tello Culley
The LOVE on this thread is over the top! I think I can behave myself now. Cover me. I'm going in....

Lesa Bueno-Ball
I DTM every day for work, was simply inquiring for another so if their instacart wouldn't come this evening I would pick it up for them and I get slammed and put down over a simple inquiry so I can help another, very disappointed. Good night neighbors

Brittany Martin
Lesa Bueno-Ball I hope your night gets better Lesa. Sorry you encountered negativity. Be safe and warm!

Stephanie Stephanie
I was filling orders for Instacart all week up till Thursday at 1, when it got slow like a typical weekday. You’d think more would realize by now, order before the snow. It never seems to get busy until the weather gets bad. Some of us don’t want to drive in the snow, some don’t have cars that are equipped for it. More orders and less shoppers will inevitably delay things.

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, like "DERP", huh?
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Rick Culley
Just learned that the second person I know has died of covid in 5 days.  Put your political BS aside, put down your pride and do everything you can to prevent the spread of this disease.  Not because someone told you to, but because you care about the welfare of others.  Screw governors, presidents, mayors, (fill in the blank.). Think of preventing the suffering of others.  It’s your choice,

Ron Tello Culley
I'm telling Mom!
Yer a Radical and you need a spanking, too!

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BTW, how did you get here? Musta been the UCLA escapade...

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Oh yeah..... "Love ya BRO!"

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Linda Westgate Culley
February 14, 2019  ·
— with Rick Culley.

Kevin Flynn
Wow!

Linda Westgate Culley
Kevin Flynn tell me about it. Time flys.

Debbie Barber
We were just looking at our wedding photos last night-memories xoxo
May be an image of 2 people and people smiling

Linda Westgate Culley
We look so young. We did good girl.

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We were all Pretty until the well ran dry.
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"Just because we share the same DNA with them doesn't mean we have to like them"

-KRAMPUS, THE MOVIE
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There's GOOD NEWS!

We were adopted!

Blood will flow but it's not related.


*snipe 182, Sweeties!*
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Disclaimer: the following is Tello's opinion while on a posting rampage. It is not an approved message and he has been thwown woughly to the gwound.

Anything after this post is not under warranty by the Staff, Management or Ingrid at the OZRT.
Now, if ya wanna really be a beeotch aboot it, you can go up into smee's grill.

Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen.


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I just shaved for the first time in 2 months.

Am I supposed to bleed or did I felafel up?
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Richard Kean
Sorry to hear that Rick

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What's more sorry is I'm his Brother of the same Mother.

Bev. Beware of the Bev.

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Discount Family Values.


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Hello Ricky! Ya better show up here and edit yer page before I wreck it!!!
You know I can.
I think: Why bother? He's heard it all before, in 1976!

Ron Tello Culley
It was 1968 when shite turned from Groovy to Political!
We musta been there. Yeah...

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If you can't talk, smoke signals are an option.
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One puff for YES.
and 2 puffs for felafel YES !

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Cindy Altheide asked a question .
6h  ·
My husband and I have been up here over 25 years.  We both worked down the mountain for years and years including the weekends and neither of us remember the roads being so bad.  There was no back up or cars stuck all over the roadways.  Why is it like this now?  What has changed from 15-20 years ago?
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Punch Ringhofer
48 years in Crestline, 3 years in Big Bear. It has always been like this. Sorry, but that's just the way it is.
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Michael James
Punch Ringhofer not the post office craziness. It’s way more busy there.
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Mike Severin
No law enforcement enforcing is the difference. There used to be a presence everywhere you went. Now you see nothing.
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Joann Arriola
I also think that when we were kids you could rent chains for the day, but now you have to buy them and I think people aren’t wanting to do that. Don’t want to spend the money 🤷???
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Cynthia Siemens Willman
Joann Arriola I'd think the towing charges would change that attitude quickly. I felt both annoyed by and worried about some group that got stuck in a minivan on a side road in Crestline during the last storm. No chains and the tow trucks were totally … See More
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Scott M Adrian
Population
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Cecilia Ponce De Leon
COVID- People are escaping the city in crowded areas.
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Rhoquel Huylber
Folks had greater respect for road conditions. Advanced technology on vehicles allow folks to think they are invincible.
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James Stelle
It’s the chain check point it’s to slow
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Laura Medina
All the annoying transplant people from LA and Orange County that have moved up to their “cabins” full time since Covid don’t know how to drive in it
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Frank Chan
Some idiots who think it's cool to set up chain checkpoints when there's no snow yet -- AND setting them up miles and miles below where they're SUPPOSED To be. I smell a racket going on.
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Brian Baum
Frank Chan you smell a racket? Great. More conspiracy. Just what the country needs more of right now...conspiracy. Great.
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Frank Chan
It might not mean anything to you that at those checkpoints there's a fair number of people who set up shop selling snow chains at 2-3 times their market value -- then charging to install them. Conspiracy? Go check it out, bub. I've lived up here for close to 20 years and, yeah, I noticed the difference, too.
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Julie Greenwood Ray
Frank Chan yup I remember it only used to cost $15 to get your chains put on
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Sharlene Fascia Jennings
People 😥
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Brian Baum
Sharlene Fascia Jennings best answer
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Pam Camacho
Airbnb
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Glenda Gossman Harvey
With so many venues and attractions closed down the hill and no entertainment available there are more people coming to the mountains for the snow
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Steve Dwayne Copley
It's the new automobile they allow anyone to be able to go anywhere
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Josh Scott
To many people live in California plain and simple and many of them coming up may have never been to the snow let alone drive in it
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Tamara Nolan
Because of the pandemic people have moved out of the city and into the mountains population explosion
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Tamara Nolan
We do not have enough houses on the market for all the people who want to purchase
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Cynthia Siemens Willman
Tamara Nolan Yes, and that's the only thing saving us from having the situation be completely untenable. I do think there will be some U-Haul winter action going on after this storm passes.
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Harold Bryant
Hordes of people.
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Grace Mora Vargas
Facebook and other social media publications of the mountain living brought more people to the mountains. In general I believe it brought inexperienced people as far as dealing with all different weather conditions. They all rely on other people to tell them how to get thru any little thing.
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Donna Hammill Laurey
Too many air B&Bs up here now.
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Tamara Nolan
Donna Hammill Laurey yes that’s another issue. I have 5 Airbnb’s on my street
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Donna Hammill Laurey
Tamara Nolan We have many here and guess what, they don’t no about driving up here.
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Crickett Dyke
People had OTHER places to go before Covid. Now there’s apparently just up here!
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Mike Dorris
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They don't know how to drive
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Tawnyia Marie Gonzales
There is nothing to do down the hill right now people are coming up here
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Ryan McClanahan
More short term rentals, less responsible residents. Far more tourists than 15-20 years ago
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Jim Newcomb
No place to turn around since the guardrail was installed
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Nik Qualls
And Big Bear I hear is the #1 AirBnB in the country. That’s when all the house for sale are going.
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Alex Mendoza
If you read some of the post it's not all Flatlanders there are people up here that work and live up on the mountain trying to get around people asking for rides that live up here. I'm sure people said the same thing when you moved up here
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Steve Fonda
The county officials have no problem with the population all moving to the San Bernardino mountains. Hell for the long time residents but great for the politicians of a basically bankrupt county... we'll become just like Orange County! Traffic, no pa… See More
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Steve Fonda
No more tiny, quaint mountain community that is affordable! The word is out! Your next door neighbor just sold their 2 bedroom, 1 bath, hunters cabin with no upgrades since 1950 and no garage for $250k sight unseen!
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Luis Fematt
Yep all us flatlanders are going to buy up all the property and take over this town. Best get ready. Turning this town blue. Hahahahahaha
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Annie Schwartz
Luis Fematt we could use some blue.
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Kelley Bentley Bruchhauser
Only Red Baby!
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James Anderson
80% that move up, one or two decent Winters and they're packing their bags.. Talk is cheap . Nice thing about the mountains the past 20 plus years, Mother Nature always thins out the herd. And she doesn't care about your political affiliation. Red blue… See More
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Laurie Brunson
James Anderson add a multi-day power outage and Goodwin's running out of milk and it never fails packed UHaul trailers making a mass exodus back to the flatland.
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Billy Burke
It’s Obama’s fault.
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Jamie Edwards
The population
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Dustin Dean
They should turn cars sway at the bottom,if they don't have chains. NOT CABLES. Get lost.
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Louise Walters Steele
Population of idiots!
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Tamara Nolan
City people buying houses and making them Airbnb
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Karen Klein
More people in this world and waaaaay less respect from enough of them to now notice. ??
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Joel Captain Tinker Saucedo
Because youngins' is stupidand there's more to of them.
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Kristin Prior
Housing market. As the prices in the city go up people head for the hills for better housing prices. As the city gets more dense people also head up the mountain to live. There are far more full time residents in the mountains than there was 20 years ago.
This means a lot more traffic on the mountain and also coming up and down the mountain.
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Charles Hoff
It is happening all over the mountain states too. They hate the Ca. People. They buy at high prices and can’t stand the winters and abandon the place to another flat lander. Regular folks can’t buy anymore.
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Steve Fonda
Charles Hoff Colorado back in the 80s, Montana in the 90s and now a huge influx of Californians moving to Idaho because it was affordable... In the last year homes have doubled in price in Idaho... this doesn't sit well with the locals...
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Billy Sherman
Money .
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Patricia Howden
The numbers have grown and people have more free time lately...
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Sandra Reyes Anderson
I believe that we are not getting our roads plowed like before. It used to be our street was plowed over snd over immediately and I just got home tonight and our street looks like it hasn’t been Plowed all day.
The main road was but not our busy side street.
So there’s probably budget cuts involved in the plowing.
We used to get cinders too! Now I don’t see them as much
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John Peine
Sandra Reyes Anderson Maybe lack of workers due to Covid.
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Genean Hershman Stafford
There is an air b n b party up the street right now. All their cars are parked in other peoples spaces again. Saw someone park and walk up to the house. Now the space he’s parked in can’t be plowed. Also he is going to get burmed in real bad.
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Frank Chan
Genean Hershman Stafford Good. I hope his -- and everyone else's -- car gets bermed in till the middle of next week.
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Genean Hershman Stafford
Last storm I saw a few cars that had gotten (plowed). Mirrors torn off and cars dented. Maybe next time he won’t park his Maserati on the street.
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Rocky Locc
When they dig their rides out and move their cars its basically free snow removal 🥴
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Jaimi Leonard
Covid cabin fever
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Rocky Locc
It's the cars
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Julie Linson Bates
So many new people have moved up to the mountain.
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Brad Lofland
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Cynthia Schuster
Exactly...its horrible 😞
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Elizabeth Franssen
COVID. Trying to get out. But......
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Ruth Ferguson
Winter snows worse? Like predictions?
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Ron Tello Culley
We are not doomed. That's just Cabin Fever muttering in the background..
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And yer wrong to think Mom is gonna help you now.

Size up--Shovel off!
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Charmin Davis Mccoy
2h  ·
With all of the accidents , people unprepared and stuck, WHY CANT THIS BE ON THAT GIANT FLASHING SIGN at the bottom of 18 and 330. DONT COME UP UNPREPARED!!! Or wait until major part of storm is over before allowing no one but residents up. Our resources are limited and too many people getting hurt or properties damaged.

Kyle Jones
We have a sign that says "slower traffic use turnouts" and that shite doesn't work.
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Jenna Embree
Kyle Jones right?
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Kyle Jones
Jenna Embree Some people just don't care.
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Nolan Calkins
Kyle Jones we also have signs that say don't litter, don't abandon animals those don't work either.
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Kyle Jones
Nolan Calkins Yeah, signs aren't going to fix people who don't give a felafel, clearly.
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Nolan Calkins
Kyle Jones maybe the signs should say the fines are double like construction zones because that always works 🤣
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Kyle Jones
Nolan Calkins lol... and the list goes on....
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Jenna Embree
Nolan Calkins you’d think a sign that says 1000 dollar fine for littering would work but nope
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Ron Tello Culley
Kyle Jones Heh-heh, you said felafel!

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Charmin Davis Mccoy
This is causing catastrophe. So much property damage and people stuck here with no where to go. It’s all fun and games until.......
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Judith Talavera
It’s such a mess with the tourist. I wish that they would control who is able to come up. If you’re not a resident then don’t come up until the weather gets better
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Jackie Peto
Judith Talavera YESSS!!! ABSOLUTELY AGREE 💯💯💯
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Bradly Kouper
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Judith Talavera thr AIRBNB have taken over
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Charmin Davis Mccoy
Yes!! This is something that definitely can happen and needs to. Up only by verified ID until travel is safer
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Tawnyia Marie Gonzales
Charmin Davis Mccoy not everyone that lives up here has an ID with their address
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Billie Radford
Tawnyia Marie Gonzales that’s why you keep a utility bill in your car that shows your physical and mailing address.
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Dawn Enzen
this is the reason i moved off the mnt had to cancel clients due to traffic cant get out to the stores so many people come up when it snows
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Barbara Key Hammill
Make too much sense
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Jody Brink
Right on! Enough!
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Alex Mendoza
If you read a lot of the comments people need help that live up here. Not all from down the hill.
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Charmin Davis Mccoy
Alex Mendoza That’s the point
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Charmin Davis Mccoy
It is a tourist area, but there has to be some accountability and responsibility to limit who enters when the weather is treacherous. Pretty sure other places enact this because they know the resources are limited
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Charmin Davis Mccoy
Yes Alex Mendoza THAT is exactly what I’m referring to. Too many of the residents need the help, so therefore don’t contribute to the problem with visitors when it’s treacherous
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Donna Lytle
Thank you!
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Daniel Roxburgh
It's already been discussed with CalTrans at the monthly MAC meeting. They will not do anything like this at this time as it is the right of every citizen to travel where they like when they like when on a public highway.
I wish it was a different answer, but that's where it's at for now. I know they are looking into some options, but nothing has been fleshed out yet.
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Barbara Davenport
Daniel Roxburgh well Biden and
the vaccine may change that very soon ????
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Debbi C Thues
Daniel Roxburgh Yea and everyone has every right to endanger local residents and leave trash behind in their path.
By 5pm I already had trash on the access road and 2 broken scoop saucers from STRenters whooping it up.
I'm not sure how they even got up my street and access road in their flatlander put-put car.
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Shani Hubbard
They completely shut down the 5 when it snows, they have gates in Wyoming on the 80 they close when the roads are bad...just sayin.
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Lau Ra
We should just make the whole mountain a giant HOA and charge everyone who visits here a fee when they enter.
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Debbi C Thues
Lau Ra I'm thinking $5,000 for the toll at the gate might be about right.
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Sherie Buchanan
Some people just don't think. They have no idea how to drive in the rain let alone snow!
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David Starinieri
Lakes limit the number of boats allowed on them. Limit the number of people that can come up. Turn outs are not parks, BBQ sites or snow play areas.
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Stephen Cummings
May be an image of road and text that says 'Don't. DONT'
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Tom Bare
Oh “Karen”move and you’ll be much happier
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Starla Brown
Great idea
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So where do I go from here?

Shelter in Place.

More from the Bunker as events develop.

Until then, wait for smee.
Suckers!
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Total smee diss. EPIC, and un-attended.

Not my fault!


:notsmee: "So I suppose it's OK then."
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please stop me
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News Flash: You won't.
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And where the F is ADMIN?

Does it exist any more,
or am I getting  A FREE PASS on DEGRADATION AND SQUALOR???

Whatever, felafel it! There's gotta be 100 reasons why and how this Movie will not die.

I wanna hear 1 of them!

And NOT from smee.
You know how he is.....
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Ten minnits until Curfew.

Quick!

felafel OFF and get away with it!!!
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I expect you to have snow chains!!
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1076227 felafeling felafels!
Not bad for a Yank!

in the winter
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