Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2641137 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #8950 on:** January 23, 2021, 12:26:21 PM »

*snipe 180*

tellomon · « **Reply #8951 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:13:38 PM »

God Save The Runts!

tellomon · « **Reply #8952 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:20:45 PM »

Am I drinking right?

It's supposed to go down, not up, yes?

Request clarification!

tellomon · « **Reply #8953 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:34:44 PM »

Ron Chalfant
9h ·
Friday, 01-22-2021
Don't forget to check out my website (www.lakegregoryweather.com) as it has lots of information not available on this facebook page. There are live webcams from around the local area so you can see what is really happening with the weather as well as live weather data from the wx station located at the south side of Lake Gregory with a live webcam as well. Live Radar loops, sat pics, and much more!
TODAY’S WEATHER DISCUSSION AND FORECAST:
..Good Morning.
..The change has arrived.
..This morning Fog has moved into the Crestline and Rim Forest, and will soon cover all of the local mountain areas. Currently, an area of Low pressure that will begin to affect our area by tonight is located just off of Fort Bragg Ca. This system will rapidly drop South along the Coast of California bringing much needed rain and low elevation snow to the entire west Coast.
..Gusty winds will continue to develop today along with increasing clouds. Ridge Fog will make for poor driving conditions. REMEMBER to use your headlights so you can be seen while driving.
..By late this afternoon or early evening, rain and snow will begin. The snow levels will lower to around the 4000? level tonight with 1-3? expected from 4000-5500? by tomorrow morning. Above the 5500? level from 4-8? of snow can be expected with higher amounts above the 7500? level possible. Thunderstorms will be likely across some areas of SoCal tomorrow morning which could rapidly increase rain and snowfall rates as well as lower snowfall levels briefly.
..Saturday an additional 1-3? of snow is expected locally along with 3-8? at the higher elevations. The snow and rain will end briefly by Saturday night or early Sunday morning.
..Then for Sunday afternoon, another storm from the North will arrive brining more snowfall to the area. Poor driving conditions are expected all across all of the mountain. Snow is expected along HWY’s-18,33,38,I-15 and the 215 to as low as the 3000? level through Monday night YOU WILL NEED CHAINS. There is another chance for more Thunderstorms Monday morning, adding to the mix.
..This series of storms should end with slow clearing Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday will be good days for catching up on driveway clearing etc. Then for Friday, This could be the strongest storm so far this year. As it looks this morning, Another area of Low pressure will slide South along the West Coast of California. However, this time the Low will stall off of Point conception Wednesday through Thursday night picking up additional moisture and warming before moving into SoCal. There is the possibility of weak Atmospheric River-(AR) enhancement with this system as well. Therefore, we should see snow levels of ~6000? with much more moisture for the region. This will be worth watching.
..So as it looks this morning, now is a good time to stock up on gas for your Snow-blower and generator, as well as prepare for what could be several days of rain and mostly snow above the 4000? level.*RC
Yesterday’s High and Low temperatures and current winds:
Crestline-54/39*FOG, Playground Dr-51/36* Winds SW-20-27mph, Cdr-Pines Park-52/37*, Twin-Peaks-51/34*, Rim Forest-55/34*, Lake Arrowhead Village-55/37* wind-SW-10-18mph, Arrowhead Villas-49/35*FOG, Heaps Peak-46/34* Wind-SE-22-36mph, Running Springs-50/33*, Big Bear-48/31, Upper Waterman Canyon-60/44* Winds-S-5-10mph, San Berdo-73/45*, Cajon Pass-64/47* Winds-SE-10-15mph, Devore Heights-68/47*.

Andrea Slater
Thank you very much Ron!

Ron Tello Culley
Flog the Messenger and ignore the Message! Or at least diss the content.

Ron Tello Culley
Weather Mob Rules!

tellomon · « **Reply #8954 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:45:47 PM »

I have run out of material.

Is THIS the end of IT ALL?

It is when readers take a hike.

we are not ever sure they are human,
but guessing is fun PERSUIT!

tellomon · « **Reply #8955 on:** January 23, 2021, 01:51:29 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8956 on:** January 23, 2021, 03:34:26 PM »

We could have ALL done better.
Felafeleffluence made that NOT happen.

Why live anymore when Death has attractive Ads?

tellomon · « **Reply #8957 on:** January 23, 2021, 03:36:09 PM »

And Death offers FREE SHIPPING!

tellomon · « **Reply #8958 on:** January 23, 2021, 03:54:01 PM »

Family Barn Door
goes BANG!
felafel you, Linda!

When I tell yer boy Kyle that you made him as a Possession Baby,,,, he's gonna ask me how to kill you and I'm gonna refer him to a movie that includes stupid people not seeing it coming, and the act involves tap water and duct tape.

There's always ONE in the mainstream grind that rallys for the extermination of the likes of me, and woe! that's not going too well is it, ya FASCIST PIECE OF MIDDLE CLASS SHITE!!!

Tello will rule this post/

That can't be difficult--there's no one here to challenge me!

tellomon · « **Reply #8959 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:27:34 PM »

Dear reader of this File:

It's true.

It's not true.

I decide what flies.

How ya doin' so far?
Ya up for this ?

LATER.

tellomon · « **Reply #8960 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:29:23 PM »

Bad Karma and Linda: A perfect pair!

tellomon · « **Reply #8961 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:38:08 PM »

I am sick and tired of you, Earth, and that fabulous find you call Civilization.

Pardon me but I'm not impressed on your take on social evolution.

It's supposed to go up, not sideways.

Obviously High School was not able or willing to disclose this vital info.

And that leaves Public Education holding the Murder Bag!

tellomon · « **Reply #8962 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:40:08 PM »

I got stories that will drive you MAD!

tellomon · « **Reply #8963 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:46:13 PM »

High School: " An American Social Science Project to convince the masses to buy into the Status Quo or you will be declared a "weirdo".

Peer Pressure : More powerful than a Nuke in the Lobby.

America sucks. I said that, right?

tellomon · « **Reply #8964 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:51:05 PM »

And so why izzint OZ an attractive Travel Location?

A: Because it was washed away in a horrible Laundry accident.

I blame Linda!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8965 on:** January 23, 2021, 04:57:57 PM »

2moro I reveal the deep dark nasty facts and truths about that Linda thing.

No respect travels both ways.

I'll be driving a Sherman Tank.
Linda will be in a quandary.

Make book on this now!

tellomon · « **Reply #8966 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:00:49 PM »

And remember folks: felafel the ones that deserve it first!!

I lead by example.
Duzzint make it right
but it IS RITEOUS!

tellomon · « **Reply #8967 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:06:10 PM »

Good night Dear Lurkers, smee, Admin and all of you local and distant Felafel-a-lots Party Members in the environs/Peanut Gallery.

I don't know how to love you anymore.
I'm still a "Good Neighbour"!
We can play "WTF", right?

Trade ya 6 rolls of toilet paper for 6 hours of rolling in the hay with your A Student Daughter...
I will flunk her!

tellomon · « **Reply #8968 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:14:20 PM »

Satirical content. Not to be taken seriously.
If you do, yer a total redneck moron without a Double-Wide in your future, ya Loser!

So felafel the FELAFEL OFF for good measure and muscle control exercises ya felafeling felafel!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8969 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:23:13 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #8970 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:25:55 PM »

When the Aliens felafel you off, you are REALLY Felafelled!

Given this info, I have no inclination to ever return here again!

tellomon · « **Reply #8971 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:28:57 PM »

How do you smee me now?

tellomon · « **Reply #8972 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:49:16 PM »

aww shite! Now my life comes into relevant question:

Do I continue to keep my Beer outside, subjected to the Harsh Winter Weather
or pull it inside and let the cold air floor detail manage that.....

tellomon · « **Reply #8973 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:50:59 PM »

The rational answer is:
"Take the plonk as it comes."

Sounds Irish.

Flakin' Micks!
Why do they have to remind me that I am One of Them???

tellomon · « **Reply #8974 on:** January 23, 2021, 05:57:37 PM »

Yeah, by Blood and not by Logic am I a flakin Mick!

Loud and Proud.
I don't care about any of you felafellers
What u ever done for me?

No Fair Trading going on here ya FELAFELS!
(Nothing Personal it's just ya got nothing to Trade with me!)

tellomon · « **Reply #8975 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:00:13 PM »

And I am COOL with that.

So felafel off, get with the prevailing Theme!

tellomon · « **Reply #8976 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:07:52 PM »

FELAFEL!

Shitehead Central IS aware!

There is an unreasonable danger that you should enjoy,
ya Drama Queens!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8977 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:13:50 PM »

Drama felafels!

Wazzint that an eBay Forums malady?

tellomon · « **Reply #8978 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:16:45 PM »

felafel.
Drama.

Count me OUT!
SkyNet is your Friend!

tellomon · « **Reply #8979 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:19:27 PM »

You don't contact me .... you don't exist.
How cool is that?

tellomon · « **Reply #8980 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:23:01 PM »

Site Standards are REALLY taking a hit in the most wonderful way....

tellomon · « **Reply #8981 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:30:11 PM »

It's quiet here again!

The most I can ask for AT THIS POINT.....

2morro I'm going after firewood,
and Sacrificial Virgins.
They congregate at the Saloon.
Easy pleasure doing business there!

The "Ancients" call it "Smoke and Poke".

tellomon · « **Reply #8982 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:34:04 PM »

I call it Jump and Hump..

Being Human is a sickness.

Gimme a Girlie Nurse!

tellomon · « **Reply #8983 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:37:41 PM »

Don't Forgive me Lord,
for I know what I have posted.

And I'm REALLY pissed off so stay out of my way you Hanging-on-a-Stick Jew!

WTF you ever done for me?
Suffer me in the Methodist Church?
Fail!

Religion is not for me.
I expect you to know this, Dick!

I got felafeled over in Church and I AM pissed off about it, ya Flaming Icon on a Stick!!!

What good are you when Good Words are ignored by Cannibals??

tellomon · « **Reply #8984 on:** January 23, 2021, 06:41:24 PM »

That shite duzzint make anything ok.

It dont mean sheeeit.

I finally discovered that anything we do is in vain.

I read about it, then I lived it ...and .....felafeling give up, don't start and sit down.

tellomon · « **Reply #8985 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:06:14 PM »

ISO reasons to live.
Reply within.

tellomon · « **Reply #8986 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:09:15 PM »

You know when smee shows up
I'm gonna totally ignore his comments and play it off as my original content.
Sock.
Puppet.

I control nothing except me bowels, and THAT'S the shite!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8987 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:13:56 PM »

I still hate people and the things they are.

I'm also caged and contained so i can't
immediately encounter any persons walking the street.

Cuz when I do, It is very conversational in a civil and polite way!!

And felafel what God wants..I did this cuz it is righteous...

tellomon · « **Reply #8988 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:21:40 PM »

The Puppet Masters of Religion have no strings on me.

And they are sooo angry about that.

felafel those charlatans!

They can't even run a Table Saw, much less a group felafel session with a Bottom Line!

*snipefelafel 181*

tellomon · « **Reply #8989 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:25:52 PM »

Oh yeah, that Light and Love thing is not available on this site.

Move along, felafelin' Hippie!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8990 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:27:41 PM »

I'm shutting this Boogie down until I sober up.

This can take awhile, M8!

So as you wait you can go off and search for some forgotten felafels!

tellomon · « **Reply #8991 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:48:09 PM »

You stupid ducks...can't even get your dicks in a row.

Pathetic underachievers have no rights
to complain about the weather,
politics
or their
Mother.

And when they do
hey you get the
BIG FELAFEL U in a most determined manner...

tellomon · « **Reply #8992 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:53:21 PM »

I say this with out love.

That shite is obsolete!

I say within the boundries of out sourced materials.

There are words festering in the Bull Pen right now.
I hope you don't have any pre-plans for your evening...

The Road to Hell is Paved with recycled cardboard.....

tellomon · « **Reply #8993 on:** January 23, 2021, 08:00:45 PM »

Honestly, I bid you all a good night and a go away order until further notice...

tellomon · « **Reply #8994 on:** January 23, 2021, 09:45:20 PM »

Remember, I carry weapons.

Your imaginations run wild right here,....

that can be discerned as Dangerous Behavior.

tellomon · « **Reply #8995 on:** January 23, 2021, 09:48:21 PM »

When I'm done pissing on my Grave here, I'm moving into YOUR Ranch!
The Science Channel is gonna be involved to document what a DICK you are!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #8996 on:** January 23, 2021, 09:52:04 PM »

Dicks are a Big Market Item today.

Alert smee!

tellomon · « **Reply #8997 on:** January 23, 2021, 10:04:32 PM »

Yeah, I know it's really unfair to Hate everybody without getting to know them first.
So I am embarking on a secret world tour to shake down unsuspecting mooks to reveal the secret facts that YOU are a Towel!

tellomon · « **Reply #8998 on:** January 23, 2021, 10:11:17 PM »

Yes, you ARE a Towel.
No, I am NOT a Towel.

You're a Towel.

tellomon · « **Reply #8999 on:** January 23, 2021, 10:17:18 PM »

What's worse and untested and not yet prooven:

smee is a Shop Rag.

Sry about that M8!

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2641137 times)